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'''CHAOS:''' Well, everyone, welcome to the first meeting on the show. I have my Intern, The Cheat here.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''

'''CHAOS:''' And our topic is on "How to Homestar-up The Show". Who would like to begin on ideas?

''{Im a bell (Soul Reaper mode) crashes through the ceiling}''

'''IM A BELL:''' OW! Sorry, did I miss anything?

'''CHAOS:''' Nope. But if you have an idea on how to make the show meet standards, pitch it in.

''{Everyone hears a noise coming from the mini fridge. Kanjiro appears out of nowhere looking through the fridge.}''

'''KANJIRO:''' Oh, hi guys... ''{Put his head in side the fridge}'' Got any melonade? All I see is jars full of red mayo with the words "Genuine Cow Blood." Chaos, I gotta ask you, what kind of mayo is this?!? Do you buy from Cost-Co!?! ''{closes the fridge and and sits in his seat grumbling.}'' I wish i had some grumble cakes...

'''CHAOS:''' Hello, Kanjiro. Do you have an idea on how to make the show meet standards?

'''IM A BELL:''' Ooh! I have an idea! Hows about you have a co-checker? You know, a HSR character that answers the emails with you?

'''CHAOS:''' Hmm.... that seems like a good idea, but we need more. That'll go on the board of good ideas for now. ''{turns around and writes idea on a whiteboard with an Expo Marker}''

'''CHAOS:''' How about a guest appearence by a character every Email starting from the beginning of the second season to the last season? That'll give it a good HSR/Wiki User ratio, what with my School friend being a secondary character, like The Cheat. Speaking of which, didn't you have something you wanted to share with us, The Cheat?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Excited Cheat noises while putting a trifold on the table}''

'''CHAOS:''' Tell us your idea.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Long explaination of his plan, which puts everyone barely to sleep}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Tired}'' Very, good. But I don't think we have the funds for a Hybrid Motorcycle, a 200-girl kickline, a truckload of Cherry Soda, and a Neon Strobe light as long as a football stadium.

'''KANJIRO:'''What do you mean we don't have that stuff? Not everyone has a truckload of cherry soda in their garage?

'''CHAOS:''' Try having anything with a total fund of $12.00.

'''KANJIRO:''' Well, we can start with some real mayo and melonade.

'''CHAOS:''' For starters, I don't know WHERE that mayo came from, but I guess it's gone bad.. and 2, there's a bubbler of Melonade right next to the door, which I suggest you use next time.

'''KANJIRO:''' Well, it would be alot easier to homestar-up an email if we actually had an email to up-homestar.

'''CHAOS:''' I was going to start on the only other Email in the box, which is a virus. But I was going to not care and delete it, and do something funny for the rest. That leaves a decent chunk of Email to Homestar up. But I'm also looking at an Idea that can fit the series from the next Email I make =, to the last one I make.

'''COW:''' How about let Homestar characters check the emails with you

'''IM A BELL:''' One, you aren't in this meeting. Two, YOU STOLE MY IDEA!!!!!!

'''CHAOS:''' I agree. The Cheat, show our guest out of here.

''{The Cheat throws CP out the door, where Homestar is waiting dressed in a suit reading off of an index card}''

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{Flatly}'' I am sorry sir or madam. You do not have the proper verification to enter the meeting. Please browse our goods in the gift shop, and tune into the world of Chaos_Emails.exe.....Exclaimation point.

'''CHAOS:''' Anyways, any other ideas?

'''KANJIRO:''' Well... it seems kinda simple but... Throwing in a lot of homestar references and have a couple of homestar characters appear regularly in the show might work?.

'''CHAOS:''' There we go! But the question is how much should we throw in there? And how much is too much? Because we must alos include a portion of me in there to make it a show that meets standards.

'''KANJIRO:''' I'll tell you what. You make a rough draft of an email every week, and i can up-homestar it, and add stuff to it, n'stuff. That's why I get paid to do this, don't I?

'''CHAOS:''' Another reason to put those shadowpoints to waste. Cuz I pay you them! But you '''''and''''' Bell would have to. Sort of a 2-person thing. So, not that we've come to a conclusion, let's all get some luncch. I'm thinking, ''Duck A l'orange?''

'''KANJIRO:''' I'm sorta thinking of some ''Boot covered'd in el'hot sauce''. What do you feel like bell?

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... ''{takes blood mayo}'' These are mine! ''{engulfs in flames then dissapears}''

'''KANJIRO:''' ''{Shrugs his shoulders:}'' Awww... I wanted that mayo... Jeez bell, you must really like that mayo!

'''KANJIRO:''' ''{Shrugs his shoulders}''

''{Chaos pulls out a human skull full of worms, picks one out, and sucks it into his mouth}''

'''CHAOS:''' I love how my dad still cooks for me.

'''CHAOS:''' We're missing someone.....

'''CHAOS:''' Does anyone know Pom Pom's Cell number?

'''KANJIRO:''' Um... no. I think strong bad does? You wanna go over to the stick and ask homestar where strong bad is so we can get pom pom's phone number? (How's that for "heavily featuring the characters, places and/or scenarios of the Homestar Runner website" for you! Keep it going Chaos!)

'''H44WP:''' That's hilarious. You ''mentioned'' some characters. Get to work. ''{leaves}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Look, I told you. The blood mayo was mine. I just left it in that fridge. ''{Drinks blood mayo}'' COW-BLOOD POWER!!!!!! ''{dissapears}''

''{Bell, Kanjiro, and Chaos appear at the stick}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Well hey guys! You wanna listen to some of my bread singsongs?

''{Starts waving a baguette in the air}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {singing} And bread is a good time for me, woo-oo-doo singing, bread is a good time for everybody!

'''KANJIRO:''' Maybe we should be going now...

'''COW:''' Ha. Ha. Ha. You need more. Trying to punch in Homestar and The Cheat, well that won't do anything. ''{leaves}''

''{the setting resets back to the meeting, with Chaos giving a weird look at Kanjiro and Bell, who appear to be daydreaming.}''

'''CHAOS:''' You two are weird, playing in your heads there. Well, I found Pom-Poms cell number.! ''{presses button}''

'''CHAOS:''' Hello? Pom-Pom? It's Chaos. Yeah. Yes. I have the thirty bucks but I need that other thing first. Yeah. Send them in. No, not him. K. Ciao! ''{hangs up cell}''

''{Homestar, Strong Sad, and Pom-Pom enter the room.}''

'''CHAOS:''' We need you to get some characters to put into the show. Verify it with kanjiro, Bell proofreads, I correct, but we need some of youse guys.

''{Homestar pulls out a labeler reading "O.K." on it}''

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Agreed! ''{stamps his forehead with O.K.}''

'''POM-POM:''' ''{Bubbles}''

'''CHAOS:''' Of course.

'''STRONG SAD:''' So, we get half of the tributaries '''''and''''' 30% normal wage?

'''CHAOS:''' No more, no less.

'''POM-POM''' ''{Bubbles}''

'''CHAOS:''' No, but...

'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh, well! It'll slide! ''{stamps forehead with second O.K.}''

'''CHAOS:''' We are now going to be homestar-ing up our emails. First Kanjiro checks and homestar's it up, Bell spell checks and verifies the amount of Homestar-ness in it, and I fix it up, and release it. Thanks guys, you can leave.

''{Homestar and Strong Sad leave, and Pom-Pom looks at Chaos}''

'''CHAOS:''' Right, right. Here's that 30 from the concert. ''{Hands Pom-Pom 30 dollars}''

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, and also? My friend Ryan, Is going to be making a Homestar runner fanstuff account here today. I know what his username will be. He'll be as much of a guest star as The Cheat. He won't be payed in ShadowPoints, but his character is going to star. I wanted to remind you of this.

==The contest==
'''CHAOS:''' OK, guys. We need to find and think of a '''''REALLY''''', '''''REALLY''''' good email. What should we do? Also, remember that we're still on a brief hiatus for the contest and a few other things.
:Um... just... Have a contest to see who can submit the best email and if they win give them something. That'll get some emails we can work with. --{{User:Kanjiro/sig}} 01:24, 8 November 2007 (UTC)

'''CHAOS:''' That'd work, but I'm already doing that for a banner.
:Hmm... If we have more than one email to use, we could use the best one and, maybe make the email in parts, kinda like other email shows. I think OCE Tampo does it. {{User:Im a bell/sig}} 22:13, 8 November 2007 (UTC)
::Guys, we're still in a meeting! Transcript format, please!

'''CHAOS:''' We don't need it in parts! That's just a hype created by the media.

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