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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Summary==<br />
Chaos reminnisces about Jhonka, while trying to save him from being bought.<br />
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'''Cast(in order of appearence):''' Chaos, The Cheat, Jhonka, Homestar Runner<br />
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'''Places:''' Chaos' basement, The Field, Bubs' Concession Stand<br />
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'''Computer:''' BELL 2999<br />
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'''Date:''' September 10, 2007<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' ''{inhales.}'' whoo. Checkin' my E-mail. Wish me luck.<br />
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''{Types Run_darge_ef_kerbirus_ff7@sttodiedoo.egg.exe//Email , Tandy-style Email appears on screen.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="tandy email">Dear <s>Strong Bad</s> Chaos,<br /><br />
<br /><br />
Do you take your wrestling mask and boxing<br /><br />
gloves off before you go to bed?<br /><br />
<br /><br />
Sincerely,<br /><br />
Abdi LaRue<br /><br />
San Diego, CA</blockquote><br />
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''{Chaos pans through it, mumbling as he hits certain parts, then clears screen.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Gloves? Mask? BED!?!?!?!!?!?!?!? This is obviously a cliche that everyone gets. Maybe I typed the wrong thing.....let's try again, shall we?<br />
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''{types "Run_Dirge_of_cerberusffvii@hotmail.com.exe//Email", Email appears onscreen.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' here we go!<br />
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<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">Dear Chaos,<br /><br />
Where is Jhonka? <br /><br />
Rumors say that you know where he went after PQ.<br /><br />
Sincerely,<br /><br />
Abby Milnad</blockquote><br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Dear Chaos, Where is Jhonka? Rumors say that you know where he went after PQ. Sincerely, A bee in my land.<br />
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''{clears screen.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' ''{while typing.}'' yes, I do. After PQ, he went to do a car dealership ad, followed by a 3-part block as a Russian spy on 24. I believe he bought a timeshare in the coches, next to the sect of closely guarded monks. Wonder where he is now?<br />
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{''The Cheat enters, putting his jacket and hat on a coat rack.''}<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Hey, The Cheat!<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{makes Cheat noises while going to the esspresso brewer.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Solid.''{gets up out of his chair and heads over to The Cheat.}'' What do ya got for me?<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Making cheat noises while handing a paper to Chaos.}''<br />
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''{Chaos reads the paper.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' ''{cuts to view of the paper.}'' Today only! One time Jhonka sale! Only at Bubs concession stand! All last year Jhonkas on sale! Get one before it's too late!?!?<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Holy relevant to what I was just talking about over the Email! To the field!<br />
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''{Chaos and The Cheat make it to the field.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Here's where we suit up to fight the evils of the stand!...Um..... do we have suits to wear?<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Oh. Well then.....Let's just go to the stand now<br />
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''{Chaos and The Cheat make it to the stand.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Look!<br />
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''{Cuts to Jhonka tied up with duct tape.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' {''Altered voice;covered by shadow.}'' Don't touch him!<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Who are you?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Are you kidding me? It's Homestar Runner! From school! Hold on<br />
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''{Homestar coughs repeatedly}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{Normal voice.}'' There we go. Got a spit bubble stuck in my throat. Oh. Hold on again<br />
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''{Homestar steps out of the shadows.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' How about now?<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Oh. Well then. The Cheat. ATTACK HOMESTAR! I'll get Jhonka!<br />
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''{The Cheat jumps on Homestar while Chaos un-tapes Jhonka.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' There. Seeya later, Homestar!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' ''{dizzy}'' Seeya laters, Juys! Oh! ''{Falls over.}''<br />
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''{Chaos runs back to his house with Jhonka on his shoulder.}''<br />
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'''JHONKA:''' Thank you, wingy man.<br />
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''{Chaos stops and Jhonka flies across the field.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' You can talk!?!?!?!?!?!?!<br />
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'''JHONKA:''' Me always talk. Never did much on screen in PQ. Bad grammar.<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Four years I've known you, and you haven't said a single word.<br />
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'''JHONKA:''' Sorry.<br />
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''{Chaos returns to the computer.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' While there it is, Bee. Guess Jhonka's gotta bunk with me for a few erm..... months. Or until Homestar forgets about what he did. Now get off my land! Shoo! Shoo! Don't make me get a swatter!<br />
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''{Chaos runs out the door, then returns with a Bubs-O-Flex brand fly swatter and hits the screen with it.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Take that!<br />
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'''''THE END!'''''</div>Super Sam