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==Summary==
Chaos explains his "20 Rules of Grammar", with visual aid from The Cheat.

'''Cast(in order of appearence):''' Chaos, The Cheat, Jhonka

'''Places:''' Chaos' Basement, Slideshow, Courtroom

'''Computer:''' BELL 2999

'''Date:''' December 2, 2007
==Transcript==
'''CHAOS:''' I can't believe...I have so much time....

''{Types "Run_Dirge_of_cerberusffvii@hotmail.com.exe//Email", email appears onscreen.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">Choas!?
What if you were a happy merrry go lucky freak that 
lived in the sewers? WHat would BEEEE DIFFE#RENT!!!!!!! 
--gRAMMER fREAKK. 
</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' Hold it. I just have one thing to say:

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">
BELL-2999-LETED!!!!! 
Ha-ha, ha! 
Grammar is wrong 
</blockquote>

'''CHAOS:''' You know what, th BELL's right. Grammar IS wrong. That's why the email was disregared. Now, I believe I should go over womething with all of you. Something I like to call:

<big><big><big>'''''CHAOS' 20 RULES OF GRAMMAR!'''''</big></big></big>

'''CHAOS:''' Now, let's turn it to a slideshow.

''{The screen turns into a slideshow.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''

'''CHAOS:''' Now, The Cheat. It's ready to view!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''

'''CHAOS:''' Let's begin. ''{Changes slide to "Rule 1:Spell check!".}''

'''CHAOS:''' Rule 1: Spell Check! Always make sure you look your work over, and correct spelling.

''{Changes slide to "Rule 2:Punctuate!".}''

'''CHAOS:'''Rule 2: Punctuate! You see, your little spell check action may not work on period placement. So remember to check out for those missins punctuatuion marks!

''{Changes slide to "Rule 3:NEVER Write Noobspeak in off-computer writing!".}''

'''CHAOS:''' Rule 3: NEVER Write Noobspeak in off-computer writing.It just looks silly and illiterate.

''{Changes slide to "Rule 4:Help Others!".}''

'''CHAOS:''' Rule 4:Help Others! This give you, and your help-ee experience in grammar.

''{Changes slide to "Rule 5:Try Pronouncing!".}''

'''CHAOS:''' Rule 5: Try pronouncing! It helps in small ways.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''

'''CHAOS:''' With no mastery of the human language, I don't think It'll work on you!

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''

'''CHAOS:''' What? You mean to say we're out of slides? But that means...

''{The scene changes to Chaos in court, With Jhonka trotting back and forth.}''

'''JHONKA:''' Chaos. Is it true you say you have a "20 Rule" slideshow, but you only have 5 slides.

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Gulps}'' Yes.

'''JHONKA:''' Well, that's false advertising!And I rest my case.

'''CHAOS:''' Actually, cna I just say something really important to you all?

'''JHONKA:''' If you have to. But it not like you'll win now!

'''CHAOS:''' Ladies and gentlemen, RULE ME INNOCENT OR MY FATHER WILL DRAG YOUR SOULD BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD ON A LONG, BLOODY CHAIN!

'''JHONKA:''' ''{Stammering}'' We-we...I give up! He win!

'''CHAOS:''' I knew I would win that easily. Well, see you all soon!

'''''THE END!'''''

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