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<p>6 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Summary==<br /> Chaos and The Cheat go on a quest to slay the one named &quot;Flatts.&quot; <br /> <br /> '''Cast (In order of appearance):''' Chaos, Ms. Puff, The Cheat, Virtual Flatts, Virtual Chaos<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' Chaos' Basement, Ms. Puff's classroom<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' BELL 2999<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' October 6, 2007<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' 2...3...4...''{A la barbershop quartet}'' You've got to come see, my new philosophy........EEEEEEEMAAAIIILLLL!!!<br /> <br /> ''{types &quot;Run_Dirge_of_cerberusffvii@hotmail.com.exe//Email&quot;, Email appears onscreen.}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;email&quot; style=&quot;background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000&quot;&gt;Dear Ms. Puff,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Flatts is gonna kick my butt!&lt;br /&gt;<br /> From,&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Sponge Bob&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{Clears screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' WHAT!!! I'll alert her right away!<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos goes to Ms. Puffs classroom}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' MS. PUFF! FLATTS IS GONNA KICK SPONGEBOB'S BUTT!<br /> <br /> ''{Ms. Puff gasps, puffs up, then faints}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Wow, didn't mean to shock you there... Well, it looks as though only I can solve this. Back to the basement!<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos returns to the basement}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Now I shall sound The Cheat siren! ''{Chaos picks up a slide whistle shaped like The Cheat and plays it}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat instantly teleports to Chaos' Basement with a chef's hat and oven mitts}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' The Cheat! Assume quest-bearing mode! <br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat presses a big, blue button, and Him and Chaos get backpacks and weapons}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' AWAY!!! ''{Chaos sprouts wings and a tail and flies away}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises similar to &quot;Away!!!&quot;}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat holds up his arms and activates his jet-pack, and tails after Chaos}''<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos and The Cheat land back in Chaos' Basement}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' What the? Why didn't we go anywhere? What about Flatts? C'mon! Stupid fourth wall! ''{Sigh}'' Maybe I can Virtually find and slay Flatts. ''{Chaos tears off his disguise and head to the BELL}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Now, to go to the web...here it is! welcome to ''{Types in URL}'' virtualflattslayer.com!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Enter button appears onscreen, and Chaos clicks it}''<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos is brought to a character selection screen and makes himself what appears to be a warrior with black armor}''<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos clicks &quot;To The World!!!&quot; button and enters a cave with a computer-generated Flatts}''<br /> <br /> ''CHAOS:''' And now you die!!! ''{Clicks spacebar and hurls a black fireball at Flatts, slaying him}''<br /> <br /> ''{EXP screen appears, and Chaos gets 300 EXP for slaying flats, which hardly raises the exp bar}''<br /> <br /> ''{Clears screen<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' Now, how do I celebrate this? Huh. Maybe I should just ''{Holds up cell phone}'' TELL EVERYONE I KNOW!!! ''{Opens up cell phone and dials}'' Hello? Bubs? I just slayed Flatts! Hello......<br /> <br /> ''{A screen that reads 80 phone calls later appears, then fades back to Chaos still at the BELL with the words from before still on the screen}''<br /> <br /> ''{clears screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' ''{while typing}'' Now, that that's out of place, I guess I should.....Gee. I dunno. How about another one-person barbershop quartet? Eh?<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos runs offscreen and returns dressed like a member of a barbershop quartet}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' We were sailing along, on Moonlight Bay ''{Baritone}'' on Moonlight Baaaaay. We were...<br /> <br /> ''{Screen turns black, then returns to show The Cheat throwing a bouqet of roses and crying}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Thank you! Thank you! I do it all for the fans! After all, you're all the stars!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos returns to and clears the screen}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' There you have it, Robert. Bob? Bobert? Billiam? William? Kewpie Dan? Hey, The Cheat?<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Look for a sponge named...Kewpie Dan...<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' I'm gonna make a samm'ich while he's at work. Peace, all my E-fans!<br /> <br /> '''''THE END!'''''<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> * This is the first instance of Chaos having an email song.<br /> * Flatts, Ms.Puff, and Spongebob, are all Characters in the Nickelodeon kids Television series [[Wikipedia:Spongebob Squarepants|Spongebob Squarepants]].<br /> * Kewpie Dan was a target on Strong Bads &quot;People I gotta egg&quot; list.</div>

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