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<p>4 revisions: Glorious Gravy Boat - WUE Edition</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Disclaimer==<br /> ''{Chaos Walks in, wearing a Santa Hat.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Hello. I'm the new sign of Holiday cheer. Before you start reading this, there's somethings to may wanna know.<br /> <br /> '''''1: This episode is indeed part of the season'''''<br /> <br /> '''''2: This was made long before Christmas'''''<br /> <br /> '''''3:This contains no actual Email.'''''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' and with that, let's get it started.<br /> <br /> ==Summary==<br /> Chaos Spreads Holiday Cheer, but fails miserably. But then, Santa comes and everything goes back to What is considered Normal around Free Country USA. <br /> <br /> '''Cast(In order of appearence):''' Chaos, Ryan, Kanjiro, Im A Bell, Cow Puncher, Sam The Man, The Cheat, Jhonka, Santa Claus<br /> <br /> '''Places:''' Chaos' Basement, Chaos' Living Room, Chaos' Roof<br /> <br /> '''Computer:''' BELL 2999<br /> <br /> '''Date:''' December 1, 2007<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> ===Part 1:Pre-party===<br /> ''{Scene opens to Chaos and Ryan, setting up Christmas decorations in the Basement.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Here! String Some Lights over there!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Why am I helping you again?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' You live in my attic. Isn't that enough?<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' ''{Sighs}'' Fine.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' That's how you win an argument with your friend. You remind them of who's housing them!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:'''Hey, are you putting your tree down here?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' No. I want people to be able to see it.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' What about &quot;The Christmas Express&quot;?<br /> <br /> ''{Scene cuts to a small train, circling around in circles.}'' <br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' That can stay down here.<br /> <br /> ''{Screen returns to Ryan and Chaos.}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Why do you have so much Christmas stuff? <br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' I guess I love The Holidays! I get it from my mom's side.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Speaking of Family, what's yours doing for Christmas?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' My dad's away at Ramadan-za-nukah-soltice-mas. My mom's spending it with Myou and Takai. And my older siblings? They're all spending time visiting Satan And Diablo.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' So intruiging.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' I know, right?<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Weren't you expecting 4 other people about now?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Oh, no! I forgot to decorate the tree and put out the Hot Chocolate and Egg Nog!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' ''{Runs offscreen}'' I got the Cocoa and Nog!<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos Sprouts wings and a tail, and flies upstairs with a giant tin, spinning around his giant tree, leaving decorations on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Finished.<br /> <br /> ''{The Doorbell rings.}'' <br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Oh, no! They're here!<br /> <br /> ===Part 2: Party gone wrong!===<br /> ''{Chaos opens his door.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Welcome guys!<br /> <br /> ''{Kanjiro, Im A Bell, Cow Puncher, Sam The Man, The Cheat, and Jhonka all come inside Chaos' house.}''<br /> <br /> '''KANJIRO:''' Hey, Chaos! Nice decorating!<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Thanks.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' I can't believe you've never let us up here. Usually, you make us come from the secret entrance.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Bell, I don't think it's very secret if I've told all of my friends about it. Or...Somebody, maybe!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' I swear when I get my hypno-helmet fixed, I'll use it on everyone!<br /> <br /> '''COW PUNCHER:''' Merry Christmas, Chaos!<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' I can't believe you showed up. I thought you were Jewish?<br /> <br /> '''COW PUNCHER:''' I am, but that won't stop me from partying with my friends!<br /> <br /> '''SAM THE MAN:''' Sooo...What're we waiting for?<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br /> <br /> ''{Everybody in the room laughs.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' That's a good one, The Cheat.<br /> <br /> '''JHONKA:''' Hello, Chaos.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Hey, Jhonka!<br /> <br /> '''JHONKA:''' I glad you invite me!<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' I glad you come.<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos and Jhonka Laugh.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Hey? Anyone seen Ryan?<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos heads into the kitchen, to find that Ryan spilt the Hot Chocolate over his clothes, and all of the Egg Nog on the floor.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Oh, CP's dad! What happened?<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' I tripped....badly.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' I can see that.<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos and Ryan walk out of the kitchen.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' You better change and-<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat Growls, and Bites Ryan's leg.}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Yeee-owch!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Ryan trips, and knocks Kanjiro over.}''<br /> <br /> '''KANJIRO:''' WHOA! ''{Knocks over coathanger, and hits Jhonka's head}''<br /> <br /> '''JHONKA:''' JHONKA MAD! ''{Hops onto Bell's face}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Hey! Get off! ''{Knocks CP and Sam into the tree}''<br /> <br /> '''COW PUNCHER &amp; SAM THE MAN:'''' Oww! ''{The tree topples over, and all of the ornaments break}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Daah! I'm gonna Kill you, you little yellow pipsqueak! ''{Prepares to stomp on The Cheat, but slips on hot choclate dripping off of Ryan.}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Oh...no.<br /> <br /> ===Part 3: Santa Claus is Coming To Town!===<br /> '''CHAOS:''' This Christmas party is RUINED!<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' Chaos, don't get-<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos Breaks through the house, and lands on the roof.}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Oh, it's all over!<br /> <br /> ''{Santa Claus appears next to Chaos.}''<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' Something wrong?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' S...San...Santa? What're you doing here?<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' Just here to drop off two lucky adults some fine stuff!<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' I thought that you couldn't be seen by humans?<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' You're not a human, are you?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Good point.<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' Naaah! I'm just kidding! Of course people can see me! Now, what's wrong?<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Oh, I had planned a perfect party out, and it all went wrong!<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' Cheer up, Chaos! I think I can fix it.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Really? Well, then follow me!<br /> <br /> ''{Chaos and Santa hop through the hole, and end up in Chaos' living room.}''<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' Why, hello, all! I have something for all of you. But first... ''{Snaps his fingers and everything is fixed and repaired}''<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Wow. He doesn't kid around when he says he can help.<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' Now. First off, Ryan. I have that Guitar you wanted.<br /> <br /> ''{Santa Hands Ryan a guitar with a bow on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' {Stares open-mouthed} WOW!<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' For Kanjiro, I have a pair of beam katanas.<br /> <br /> ''{Santa hands Kanjiro 2 hilts, which turn on and look like katanas.}''<br /> <br /> '''KANJIRO:''' But...How? I'm pretty danged sure you're not real.<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' I'm realer than can be. Now, for Bell, I have a scooter.<br /> <br /> ''{Hands Im A Bell a scooter.}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Well, a gift is a gift.<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' Cow, I got you...<br /> <br /> ''{Hands her a Cow with boxing gloves on.}''<br /> <br /> '''COW PUNCHER:''' A PUNCHING COW! I get it! Ha-ha!<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' Sam, I got you a Cow Puncher Holding a Punching Cow Doll Doll!<br /> <br /> '''SAM THE MAN:''' Please. Keep it. I think I have too much CP stuff already.<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' Chaos, I got you the best gift of all.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' What's that?<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' The party you wanted, as well as the gifts.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Good point. But what about The Cheat and Jhonka?<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' They have hundreds of friends who give them presents. So I'm gonna give them more candy in their stockings this year.<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Well, I'll see you, Santa!<br /> <br /> '''SANTA:''' Ho ho ho! See you all next year!<br /> <br /> '''CHAOS:''' Well, I guess we've had our share of Christmas cheer this year.<br /> <br /> '''RYAN:''' So a merry christmas to all...<br /> <br /> '''ALL:''' AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!!!<br /> <br /> '''''THE END!'''''</div>

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