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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Summary==<br />
Ammy and Issun talk about Money, and how to save it up.<br />
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'''Cast(in order of appearence):''' Ammy, Issun, Ryan, Homestar, The Cheat<br />
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'''Places:''' Chaos' Kitchen, Chaos' Basement, The Bank<br />
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'''Computer:''' BELL 2999<br />
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'''Date:''' January 12, 2008<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
''{Opens in the kitchen, with Ammy and Issun both looking tired.}''<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' Oh, running up Chaos' Bills, to keep this show on the air...<br />
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'''AMMY:''' ''{Bark Bark}''<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' I didn't think it would be so hard.<br />
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''{Ryan walks in.}''<br />
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'''RYAN:''' So, you're the infamous Amaterasu and Issun. I was on vacation while Chaos got knocjed out. What are you doing?<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' We need to pay Chaos' Bills for the month or else Chaos Emails gets cancelled!<br />
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'''RYAN:''' So, wait. You, the flea, Talk?<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' This dog may be a goddes, but she's pretty undeveloped.<br />
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'''RYAN:''' Whatever. Now may or may not be a good time to mention that Chaos has a new Email.<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' Maybe that'll help this stress.<br />
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''{Ammy walks into the basement, and hops on the computer, and opens up an email.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">Dear Lucky Winner!<br /><br />
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You've just won 800,00,001,11000,01,0013,002,030 $! Your prize will be here in 10 minutes!<br /><br />
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From,<br /><br />
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Money Inc.<br /><br />
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'''ISSUN:''' Whoa! This will help a lot!<br />
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'''RYAN:''' That Email's been up there for...9 minutes, 59 seconds.<br />
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''{The Doorbell rings twice.}''<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' IT'S HERE! GO AMMY!<br />
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''{Ammy runs to the door, and the mailman gives her a letter.}''<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' Shweet!<br />
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''{The two open it up, and pull out a check.}''<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' TO THE BANK!<br />
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''{Cuts to the bank, where Homestar and The Cheat are in suits, behind teller booths.}''<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' Hey, Homestar. Can we deposit this into Chaos' Bank account?<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Sure! We just need his PIN number. Mine's easy it's 5-6-7-5.<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' Chaos' is...6-6-6-0.<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' All set!<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' Hooray! Now, to go finish the bills...<br />
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''{Cuts back to the kitchen, where The Cheat is with Ammy, and the two are running up the bills.}''<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' Done!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' Too bad Chaos isn't here to do this.<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' How so?<br />
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'''HOMETSAR:''' He uses H&R Block to do all his bills!<br />
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'''ISSUN:''' I WILL KILL YOU!<br />
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''{Ammy howls, and jumps onto Homestar. Pieces of red cloth fly into the air.}''<br />
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'''''THE END!'''''</div>Super Sam