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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>==Summary==<br />
Chaos digs into the history of the BELL 2999, and shares some powerful secrets.<br />
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'''Cast(In order of appearence):''' Chaos, The Cheat, Bubs, Strong Bad, Homsar, King of Town, Kanjiro, Ryan, Heian, Auctioneer (easter egg)<br />
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'''Places:''' Chaos' Basement, Compy Auctionhouse<br />
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'''Computer:''' BELL 2999<br />
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'''Date:''' November 24, 2007'''<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
'''CHAOS:''' I have no need for such simple technologies, Only ''{strums electric guitar;High pitched}'' E-MAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-HAI-HAI-ULL! ''{slams guitar over The Cheat's head}'' <br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Angry Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Whoops. <br />
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''{Types in "Run Dirge_Of_cerberusffvii@hotmail.com//Email, Email appears onscreen.}''<br />
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<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">Congrats! You have downloaded "The_reality-bending_disco_virus.exe"! You should now see a lott oof stuf mEsssIng u<big>p</big>. hAhAhAhAA<big>A</big><sup>A</sup><sub>A</sub>A<small>A<small>A<small>A<small>A<small>A<small>A<small>!</small></small></small></small></small></small></small></blockquote><br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Uhh. Only 1 thing to do: BELL-ETED!<br />
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<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000"><br />
BELL-2999-LETED!!!!!<br /><br />
Ha-ha, ha!<br /><br />
This virus is dumber than the first one.<br /><br />
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''{clears screen}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' I don't know why you all keep on sending me viruses. I can BELL-ete them, with no critical effects to the computer! I mean, You're all nut-jobs! But, I know little to nothing else about the computer. Let's find out! The Cheat!<br />
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''{The Cheat returns onscreen, with an ice-pack on his head.}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Whoops. Sorry again buddy. Anyways, to the Compy Auction! ''{Both jump offscreen}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' This is the Compy Auctionhouse. Anyone can buy a computer at any price.<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Well, if you're A:Lazy, B:An idiot, or C:Named Chaos, you would come here to buy a computer. This is where I got the BELL from it's creators, at Clamburger Enterprises.<br />
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''{Cuts to Bubs, Strong Bad, the cheat, and Chaos standing in an auction house}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' ''{Acting as auctioneer}'' Ok, our first computer is a fine piece of equipment, ''and'' is only slightly shotgun'd! It's a two-in-one peoples! Introducing... Strong Bad's old Compy! Starting bids anyone? Yeah! You! The egg-head! <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Uhh... ''{Rubbing his chin}'' Strong Sad!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Ok. Good, good. Going once, twic-<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Strong Sad ''and'' $5!<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Aren't I worth anything!?<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' No.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' No.<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Shouting Cheat Noises}''<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Woah! The Cheat! Calm down, man! He's ''not'' that much whiny dump!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Ok. We all know Strong Sad is a whiny pile of dump, but-<br />
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'''STRONG SAD:''' Hey!<br />
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'''BUBS:''' BUT, we need to finish off this auction!<br />
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''{One Hour Later...}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{In a faltering voice}'' Strong sad; $143.86; a years supply of yogurt; a broken DVD player; the blood of a mushroom; a talking monkey smoking a cigar; and a half eaten ham sandwhich, with mayo. Top that Cha-<br />
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'''KING OF TOWN:''' ''{Jumps on screen}'' MINE! THE SANDWICH IS MINE!! My precious... ''{Steals the sandwich from strong bad and runs off screen}'' Did you miss me....<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Ok... no ham sandwich.<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Oh yeah! Well, I bid Strong Sa-<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' AaAAaAAaaAaAaA! Half of a half of a shoelace! AaAaaA-<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Deal! The compy of yours mister homsar!<br />
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'''HOMSAR:''' Why thank you tubs! ''{Homsar's hat flies off screen and he follows it with the compy.}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' What the crap just happened!? <br />
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''{Cuts back to chaos on his computer}'' <br />
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'''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' And that's how I got my computer...<br />
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'''KANJIRO:''' What?! How does this have anything to do with how you got your computer? <br />
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'''RYAN:''' Yeah? What was that?<br />
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'''HEIAN:''' I think it was supposed to show more on the BELL's history, but you guys had to trail off with The H*R guys at the auctionhouse.<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' That's the end of my episode! Donk! ''{screen turns black}''<br />
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'''HEIAN:''' Hold it! ''{screen reverts to normal}'' Look, everyone. Chaos bought it from Clamburger Enterprises for $100, only so he could huck it at old people's windows, but then he payed for internet uses, and made this show. <br />
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'''KANJIRO & RYAN:''' Wow.<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Well, I have a closet full of computers for that now. <br />
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'''HEIAN:''' Oh.<br />
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'''CHAOS:''' Now, where was I? Oh, yes! Black Screen-ination! ''{screen turns black again}''<br />
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'''''THE END!'''''<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
===Easter Eggs===<br />
If you click "computer..." at the end, you will see the real auctioneer:<br />
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''{Cuts to a scene in the auction house}'' <br />
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'''AUCTIONEER:''' Sorry I'm late for the compy auction...<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Wait... If your the auctioneer... then what is bubs doing on that podium!?<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Uhh... I was just... Um... warming your... podium? Ziiiip! ''{Bubs runs off screen}''<br />
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'''AUCTIONEER:''' What a nice man warming up my podium for me. Well, let's get this auction started. <br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Umm... I don't think... never mind.<br />
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'''HEIAN:''' C'mon! I needs me a Make-n-tash!</div>Super Sam