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==Summary==
Chaos tells a genie the things he would do with specific things, BELL-etes an email and Jhonka makes a dramatic return! All in one Email!

'''Cast(in order of appearence}:''' Chaos, Balcony Muppet 1, Im a bell, The Cheat, Balcony Muppet 2, Jhonka

'''Places:''' Chaos' Basement

'''Computer:''' BELL 2999

'''Date:''' November 14, 2007

==Transcript==
===Email 1===
'''CHAOS:''' If I had a penny for everything funny said or done on here, I'd owe you all $4.18.

''{Cuts to Balcony Muppets from ''The Muppets''}''

'''BALCONY MUPPET 1:''' You got that right!

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Yelling}'' SHUT UP!

''{cuts back to computer.}''

'''CHAOS:''' Now, then.

''{Types "Run_Dirge_of_cerberusffvii@hotmail.com.exe//Email", Email appears onscreen.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">Dear Chaos, 
What would you do if you had won: 
a million dollars, 
1 wish for anything (except more wishes), 
and a wii? 
From, 
Some genie dude {No, I'm not giving you this stuff} 
</blockquote>

''{Clears screen}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' Well, the first thing I would do is throw away the Wii, or give it to charity. Because I hate Wiis.

'''IM A BELL:''' HEATHEN! BURN HIM! BURN HIM WITH FIRE! ''{starts spewing unintelligible gibberish}''

''{The Cheat drags Bell away}''

''{Clears screen}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' With the Million dollars, I would most likely but a condo. Because 1: I like condos. 2: I like Money, but condos more. And 3: I can pay for back rent.

''{Clears screen}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' And with my wish, I would wish for ten thousand Dollars, because then I could put that into the overall money I have to pay for the Back rent. Well, that was quick. I guess I'm gonna do something incredibly daring. I'm going to...Check another Email! ''{Dramatic music plays}''

===Email 2===

''{Clears screen, then types "Run_Dirge_of_cerberusffvii@hotmail.com.exe//Email", another email appears onscreen.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">Dear Chaos, 
EWFRTYNM67I5N7JRITRKJ THIS IS A VIRUS 
The Virus maker 
Atachment: milkandcheese_virus.exe 
</blockquote>

''{Clears screen}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' While, that can't be good. But I have one thing to say. D....De....Del..Dele...no...BELL-ETED!

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">
BELL-2999-LETED!!!!! 
Ha-ha, ha! 
Virus is dumb 
</blockquote>

''{Clears screen}''

'''CHAOS:''' Hmm. Well, now. What should I do with my free time?

'''BALCONY MUPPET 2:''' End the show now!

'''CHAOS:''' Shut up!

'''CHAOS:''' Maybe The Cheat wants to do something. ''{Pulls out cell phone and calls The Cheat}''

'''CHAOS:''' Hey, The Cheat? Do you have anything you want/need to do? No? Oh, well. See you later! ''{hangs up cell phone and throws it against the wall}''

'''CHAOS:''' Maybe a third Email checking is in order. Hmm.... I guess. ''{Dramatic music plays again, with a more intense sound}''

===Email 3===

''{Types ""Run_Dirge_of_cerberusffvii@hotmail.com.exe//Email", a third email appears onscreen.}''

<blockquote class="email" style="background-image:none;border:4px solid #666;background:#999;color:#000">Dear Chaos, 
What ever happened to Jhonka 
Upon his rescue by you and The Cheat? 
-This guy....Who isn't...Heian. 
</blockquote>

''{Clears screen}''

'''CHAOS:''' Good question, Guy. I haven't seen him! I think he left for law school the day after me and The Cheat rescued him. Oh, well. ''{re-assembles cell phone}'' I guess I have something Else to do now! ''{Presses Cell phone}'' Hello ,The Cheat? We have a job to do! ''{hangs up cell phone, than throws it again.}''

''{The Cheat appears onscreen.}''

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Hops off of chair}'' Let's go! ''{turns around, and sees Jhonka , in a suit and tie.}'' Woah! Smart looking-Jhonka! Dah!

'''JHONKA:''' Oh, hello Chaos. I wonder where you were. Look! I go through law school!

'''CHAOS:''' In 8 weeks?

'''JHONKA:''' Teacher say I'm really smart. Look! ''{Pulls out diploma}'' Got Diploma to prove it, too!

'''CHAOS:''' ''{Sarcastically}'' Goodie-Goodie-Gumdrops. ''{Normally}'' Now, what're you doing back here?

'''JHONKA:''' Come to sue Bubs for what he did to me. Why?

'''CHAOS:''' Oh, that makes sense. Well, I have full support for you, and I'll hope to make it on the jury!

'''JHONKA:''' Good luck. It tough to do that.

'''CHAOS:''' You wanna know what else is amazing? You can speak better now.

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''

'''JHONKA:''' Thank You, Cheat. I will! ''{walks offscreen}''

'''CHAOS:''' What'd you tell him?

'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Cheat noises}''

'''CHAOS:''' WOW! well, I better finish the email up. Seeya!

''{The Cheat pans offscreen, and Chaos sits back down at the computer.}''

'''CHAOS:''' ''{While typing}'' There you have it Genie, Virus Maker, and Guy! I answered 3 different things that you all wouldn't stop bugging me about. Enjoy your week, everyone!

'''''THE END!'''''

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