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<p>New page: == Overview == &#039;&#039;&#039;Episode 4: Solid Snake vs. Kirby&#039;&#039;&#039; It&#039;s another episode! Snake beats up Kirby or something. == Transcript == &#039;&#039;{Open: the announcer&#039;s booth.}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;ZIPPY:&#039;&#039;&#039; Hey, all!...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Overview ==<br /> '''Episode 4: Solid Snake vs. Kirby'''<br /> <br /> It's another episode! Snake beats up Kirby or something.<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> ''{Open: the announcer's booth.}''<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Hey, all! Zippy P.-<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' -and Kooky B.<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' I bet you're all wondering... where'd Skully go?<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' He's working on his new movie. He should be back soon.<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' In the meanwhile, enjoy the dulcet tones of my pal Kooky!<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' Nice to be here. Let's quit talking about us and start talking about the match. Ned?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the ring}''<br /> <br /> '''NED:''' Thanks, green bird. Tonight's match is a battle of stealth vs. stomachs. In the red corner, we have a man without a name. He goes by a codename and none other. Please give a rousing &quot;...&quot; for... ''Solid Snake''!<br /> <br /> ''{Pan over to the red corner. All that is there is a box.}''<br /> <br /> '''NED:''' Snake, get out of the box.<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' ''{grumbles}'' Alright.<br /> <br /> ''{Snake gets out of the box. Fanfare plays.}''<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Showtime.<br /> <br /> '''NED:''' We all saw the Brawl trailer, Snake. No need to remind us.<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' ''{grumbles}''<br /> <br /> '''NED:''' Any-hoo... in the blue corner, we have a fan favorite! Weighing in at a light 20 pounds, not counting the buffet he ate for breakfast, please give it up for... ''Kirby''!<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Poyo!<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' ... Are you kidding me?! I have to fight this little thing?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Poyo poyo! Poyo, poyo poyo!<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Can't you say anything else?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Poy-!<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Dammit.<br /> <br /> '''NED:''' Alright, then! Let's fight!<br /> <br /> ''{The bell rings. Snake lunges at Kirby and puts him in a chokehold.}''<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Alright, you little punk. What're you hiding?<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' ''{angrily}'' Poyo!<br /> <br /> ''{Kirby compresses his body and slips from Snake's grasp. Kirby, now free, takes out a hammer.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Poyo ''poyo'' poyo!<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' A ''hammer''?! I'll take care of this.<br /> <br /> ''{Snake pulls out a Socom pistol.}''<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Eat lead, chump.<br /> <br /> ''{Snake shoots Kirby. The bullets bounce off of him and hit Snake in the leg.}''<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' ''GYAAAH''! How the hell...?<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Looks like Kirby's protective &quot;E for Everyone&quot; rating keeps him from being shot!<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' That's the dumbest explanation for anything I've heard ever.<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' What?<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' That's it! You're getting your ass kicked.<br /> <br /> ''{Snake runs up to Kirby and starts beating on him. Kirby seems not to be harmed by it.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' ''{giggles}'' Poyo, ''poyo''! ''{giggles}''<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Oh, dammit!<br /> <br /> ''{Snake gets back under the box.}''<br /> <br /> '''NED:''' Snake, get out!<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Screw off!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the Codec call screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''COL. CAMPBELL:''' Snake, what is it?<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' I'm trying to beat up this pink, round thing. But nothing's working!<br /> <br /> '''COL. CAMPBELL:''' Have you tried... shooting it?<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' The bullets bounced off!<br /> <br /> '''COL. CAMPBELL:''' What about CQC?<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' That didn't work either!<br /> <br /> '''COL. CAMPBELL:''' Yikes. This doesn't sound good. Try using a chaff grenade to jam the radar.<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Colonel, it's not a machine!<br /> <br /> '''COL. CAMPBELL:''' Really? Well it looks like you're screwed, Snake.<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Colonel, don't hang-<br /> <br /> ''{Colonel Campbell hangs up.}''<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Damnit.<br /> <br /> '''MEI LING:''' Do you want to save, Snake?<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' NO I DON'T WANT TO SAVE.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut: the ring. Snake gets out of the box.}''<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Alright, pink boy. Time to go down.<br /> <br /> ''{Snake shoots a missile at Kirby. Kirby swallows it and turns into a missile. Kirby shoots himself at Snake and explodes, knocking Snake quite a ways away. Kirby seems unharmed.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Poy poy poyo! ''Poyo''!<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Argh... this is going to be harder than I thought.<br /> <br /> ''{Pause.}''<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' I know! I'll wait him out!<br /> <br /> ''{Snake crawls back under the box.}''<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Let's play the wai-<br /> <br /> ''{Kirby sucks up the box. He swallows it and giggles.}''<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' That was my only box, you little punk!<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' ''Poyo''?<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Come here you little piece of-<br /> <br /> ''{Snake runs at Kirby, and Kirby sucks up Snake. He spits Snake out.}''<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' ''{disgusted}'' Poy...<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Eww... moist...<br /> <br /> ''{The bell rings.}''<br /> <br /> '''NED:''' The contestants are unable to finish the battle. We need a tiebreaker!<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' How about we get Angry Dragon in here?<br /> <br /> ''{Angry Dragon stomps into the ring.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANGRY DRAGON:''' GRAARL.<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' That's great, dragonman. Now, listen. Which one of these people do you want to kill?<br /> <br /> '''ANGRY DRAGON:''' Hrrrmmm...<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Don't eat me, I'm all bony and skinny and handsome. Eat that pink thing, he's all soft and sweet!<br /> <br /> '''KIRBY:''' Poy... yo?<br /> <br /> ''{Angry Dragon grabs Kirby and eats him.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANGRY DRAGON:''' Yum! Taste like sugar!<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' Looks like we have a winner! Solid Snake!<br /> <br /> '''SNAKE:''' Yeah! What?<br /> <br /> '''KOOKY:''' How did... you get that dragon, by the way?<br /> <br /> '''ZIPPY:''' It's best not to ask. G'night, everyone!</div>

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