https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=CP_Emails%2F1CP Emails/1 - Revision history2026-04-09T12:42:02ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=CP_Emails/1&diff=143816&oldid=prevCow Puncher 5 at 16:39, 24 August 20092009-08-24T16:39:52Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{open to Cow's room. on a coffee mug states "World's Best Crapper"}''<br />
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'''COW:''' Hello Snoopy 567, I just got you!<br />
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deer kow,<br />
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make this ur first email plz!!!!<br />
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o also plz plz plz help me i ned a rly want a xbox360<br />
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-abi coniheyz<br />
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'''COW:''' {reads "kow" as koy, "plz" as pills, and "rly" as relly}'' Ok. I will.<br />
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''{Cow goes outside to get an Xbox}''<br />
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'''COW:''' Who did i get this for anyway"<br />
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''{Abi Coniheyz walks in}''<br />
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'''ABI:''' u got it fur mee!!!<br />
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'''COW:''' Well ok then.<br />
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''{Cow throws the xbox at Abi and she passes out}''<br />
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'''COW:''' Now what am I gonna do?<br />
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''{cut to Cow's mind}''<br />
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'''COW:''' I can go sky diving.<br />
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''{it changes to a cow falling out of a plane<br />
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'''COW:''' Yeah yeah, that's it.<br />
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''{cut back to the outside}''<br />
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'''COW:''' But how am i gonna do this?<br />
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''{cow jumps to a nearby plane, somehow changes into sky diving gear, and jumps out<br />
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'''COW:''' AAAAA- well that wasn't so authentic. It was what, 4 feet above the ground?<br />
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'''PILOT:''' Six.<br />
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'''COW:''' Okay then.<br />
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''{cow dances}''<br />
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'''COW:''' So I am done.</div>Cow Puncher 5