https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=CC%2C_LIVE%21%21%2FHeadline_News 2026-04-15T16:15:28Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=CC,_LIVE!!/Headline_News&diff=17563&oldid=prev 2008-06-11T20:37:04Z

<p>New page: &#039;&#039;{CC and the band come back from their waffle break, except their dressed up like the members of the Crash Test Dummies. They start playing a slow tune.}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;CC:&#039;&#039;&#039; Hey, this next one&#039;s...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{CC and the band come back from their waffle break, except their dressed up like the members of the Crash Test Dummies. They start playing a slow tune.}''<br /> <br /> '''CC:''' Hey, this next one's for all the idoits who made the tabloids.<br /> <br /> ''{The crowd starts getting quiet}''<br /> <br /> '''CC:''' Once, there was this kid who&lt;br&gt;<br /> Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint&lt;br&gt;<br /> And when he finally came back&lt;br&gt;<br /> He had cane marks all over his bottom&lt;br&gt;<br /> He said that it was from when&lt;br&gt;<br /> The warden whacked it so hard&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''THE WHOLE BAND:''' Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm<br /> <br /> ''{A thwack sound, followed by CC screaming, is heard over the speakers}''<br /> <br /> '''CC:'''Once there was this girl who&lt;br&gt;<br /> Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion&lt;br&gt;<br /> And when she finally made it&lt;br&gt;<br /> She saw some other girl who was better ''{Ding}''&lt;br&gt;<br /> And so she hired some guy to&lt;br&gt;<br /> Club her in the kneecap<br /> <br /> '''THE WHOLE BAND:''' Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm<br /> <br /> ''{Like before, another thwacking sound is heard, this time, it's a girl that screams.}''<br /> <br /> '''THE WHOLE BAND:''' Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm<br /> <br /> '''CC:'''They got paid for their sound bites&lt;br&gt;<br /> And sold their TV movie rights<br /> <br /> Then, there was this girl who&lt;br&gt;<br /> Got herself a DUI and went away to prison &lt;br&gt;<br /> And when she finally came back&lt;br&gt;<br /> She spoke with Larry King on his talk show&lt;br&gt;<br /> Can someone tell me why we &lt;br&gt;<br /> Should give a crap about her&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{The crowd starts applauding loudly}''<br /> <br /> '''THE WHOLE BAND:''' Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm.<br /> <br /> ''{Now unusual sounds, like the kind you make with your armpit is booming}''<br /> <br /> '''THE WHOLE BAND:''' Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm<br /> <br /> ''{Now the crowd starts singing along}''<br /> <br /> '''THE WHOLE BAND:'''Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)&lt;br&gt;<br /> Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> (There were, there is)&lt;br&gt;<br /> (There were, there is)<br /> <br /> ''{The lights go dark, whil the crowd cheers}''<br /> <br /> ''{OOC: NO, this dosn't mean this is over!}''</div>

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