The Wheelchair at 19:24, 28 May 2010

2010-05-28T19:24:33Z

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Blue Laser talks formal. Uni-formal.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Hrwiki:Blue Laser Commander|Blue Laser]], [[HRwiki:Blue Laser Minion|Blue Laser Minon]], [[HRwiki:New Bad Guy Girl Character|New Bad Guy Girl Character]], [[HRwiki:Blue Laser Babies|Blue Laser Babies]], [[Blue Lasermail#Redd Laser|Redd]], [[HRwiki:The Topplegangers|Dryghost]]

'''Places:''' Computer Room, [[HRwiki:Cheat Commandos' HQ|Cheat Commandos' HQ]] (exterior), Meeting Room, [[HRwiki:The Desert|The Desert]] (easter egg)

'''Computer:''' Blasty 987

'''Date:''' Friday, February 19, 2010

'''Page Title:''' Blasty Time!!

== Transcript ==
'''BLUE LASER:''' It's the email of the century-y-y-y-y! ''{brings up an email}''

<blockquote class="bluelaser">Blue Laser, 
How did you decide on your distinctive, iconic uniforms? 
Were there any failed prototypes? 
- Chwoka</blockquote>

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' Failed prototypes? You don't know the half of it, Chwokker. The road to our iconic uniforms is one of many twists and turns. It's a little known fact that we got started wearing the most basic uniforms of all. You guessed it, T-shirts.

''{A blue T-shirt with the Blue Laser logo appears on the screen for a moment before disappearing.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' These worked fine for a while, but soon summer passed and we faced some... unforeseen circumstances.

''{Cut to the outside of the Cheat Commandos' HQ. The ground is covered in snow and Blue Laser and three minions are standing there in Blue Laser T-shirts, shivering.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{shakily}'' Okay, I'll admit this was just poor planning.

''{Cut back to the Blasty.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' With the fate of our organization uncertain, we gathered our brightest minds to discuss ideas for a new uniform.

''{Cut to a meeting room. Blue Laser is sitting at a table, still in a T-shirt.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Alright, men! We need a new, sensible uniform! Hit me with your ideas!

''{Cut to the New Bad Guy Girl Character, also wearing a T-shirt, at the table}''

'''NEW BAD GUY GIRL:''' So I was thinking we could wear these sporty, custom sweaters, ''{holds up a purple sweater}'' complete with a cute pair of blue jeans. ''{holds up a pair of jeans}'' The jeans would of course have our logo-

''{Cut to a close up of the jean pockets, one of which has the Blue Laser logo sewn onto it.}''

'''NEW BAD GUY GIRL:''' -subtly sewn onto the pockets, to ensure no one ever notices it.

''{Cut back to Blue Laser.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Oh yeah, and we could also change our name to Preppy Teenage Laser and form a pop band! NEXT!

''{Cut to a Blue Laser Babies at the table. A diaper in sitting on the table in front of them.}''

'''BLUE LASER BABY 1:''' Goo-ga.

'''BLUE LASER BABY 2:''' Goo-eh.

''{Cut back to Blue Laser.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Okay then. NEXT!

''{Cut to Redd at the table}''

'''REDD:''' Alright, so here's what I got.

''{Cut to Blue Laser on a white background. New things are added to Blue Laser as Redd names them.}''

'''REDD:''' ''{voiceover}'' We start with an atmospheric suit to protect from are harsh conditions or changes in atmosphere. However, this won't protect from enemy attacks much, so we upgrade it with a bullet-proof shield. Since this interferes with movement, we add wheels to the bottom, and if necessary, rocket-

''{Cut back to Blue Laser.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{shouting angrily}'' What does this look like to you, the robotics expo!? We're deciding on uniforms, not how to one-up the boy in the bubble!

'''REDD:''' ''{offscreen}'' Well, I liked it.

'''BLUE LASER:''' Since no one here knows anything about uniforms or fashion, I'll just have to go to someone that does!

''{Cut to the Topplegangers' Hideout. Blue Laser and Dryghost are there.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Wait, did I really just suggest that someone in a pink shirt and pointy helmet knows a crap-take about fashion?

'''DRYGHOST:''' Alright, so I did some super villain research and I think I got just the thing for you.

'''BLUE LASER:''' I'm listening, I'm listening!

''{Dryghost pulls out a hanger with the modern Blue Laser uniform on it.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' What's this bull honky?

'''DRYGHOST:''' Spandex. It's three parts Marvel, two parts DC, and all parts villainous!

'''BLUE LASER:''' So how much is this spend axe gonna cost me?

'''DRYGHOST:''' I'd say about eighteen months of weekly payments.

'''BLUE LASER:''' I'll take it! Wait, how much are the payments?

'''DRYGHOST:''' Oh, too late! You already said you'll take it!

''{Cut back to the Blasty.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' So there you go, Chocker. The complete history of the Blue Laser uniform. And I'm still making those payments! Just nine more months and I'll have paid off the first uniform! ''{hesitantly}'' Err.. I do accept donations. Just saying.

''{The Laserjet Paper comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on "uniform" at the end to see a scene in the desert.
''{Two Blue Laser Minions are in the desert, wearing New Bad Guy Girl Character's uniform idea.}'' 
'''BLUE LASER MINION 1:''' To be quite honest I always wanted to be in a pop band.

==Fun Facts==
*Dryghost mentions [[Wikipedia:Marvel Comics|Marvel]] and [[Wikipedia:DC Comics|DC]], two well-known comic book/graphic novel publishers.
*Blue Laser's intro line is a reference to a line in [[Wikipedia:Tales of Monkey Island|Tales of Monkey Island]].
*Blue Laser states that they aren't trying to one-up [[Wikipedia:The Boy in the Plastic Bubble|the boy in the bubble]].

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The Wheelchair at 19:24, 28 May 2010