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Blue Laser gets a computer and trademarks crap.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Hrwiki:Blue Laser Commander|Blue Laser]], [[Blue_Lasermail#Lemmy|Lemmy]], [[HRwiki:Crackotage|Crackotage]], [[HRwiki:Firebert|Firebert]], [[HRwiki:Silent Rip|Silent Rip]], [[HRwiki:Gunhaver|Gunhaver]], [[HRwiki:Ripberger|Ripberger]], [[HRwiki:Flashfight|Flashfight]], [[HRwiki:Fightgar|Fightgar]], [[Hrwiki:The Topplegangers|The Topplegangers]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' Computer Room, [[HRwiki:Cheat Commandos HQ|Cheat Commandos HQ]], [[HRwiki:Topplegangers' Hideout|Topplegangers' Hideout]] (easter egg)

'''Computer:''' Blasty 987

'''Date:''' Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010

'''Page Title:''' Blasty's Big Debut!

== Transcript ==
''{Blue Laser is standing next to the computer desk.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' How's it going, Lemmy?

'''LEMMY:''' ''{offscreen}'' It's just about ready to go, gimme one more second.

''{Sparks fly in from the right. After a few seconds Lemmy leans in. He is a mustachioed The Cheat with a blue baseball cap and shirt, both of which have a "Lemmy's Repair" logo on them.}''

'''LEMMY:''' Alright, she's all yours!

''{Zoom out to reveal a computer, the Blasty 987, sitting on the desk. Blue Laser gasps.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Fantastic! With this state of the art computer we'll finally have the edge we need to CRUSH THE CHEAT COMMANDOS! ''{pause}'' So, uh, what all does this thing do?

'''LEMMY:''' The ol' Blasty allows you to type, click, type and click at the same time, and check emails in 16 marvelous shades of color. And it comes with a 2-second money back guarantee!

'''BLUE LASER:''' It checks emails? Perfect! With input from my loyal fans, we'll finally have the edge we need to-

'''LEMMY:''' ''{interrupting}'' Look, I don't get paid by the hour, bub. If you need anything you know my number. It's ''{the following numbers appear at the bottom of the screen as he says them}'' 555-678-9870-77777-123-4567-8997-1. Enjoy! ''{Lemmy quickly leaves.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Alright, time for a little EMAIL!

''{Blue Laser jumps onto his stool. The Blasty 987 logo appears on the computer.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Oh yeah, this thing is state of the art! ''{types run blue_lasermail.exe}''

<blockquote class="bluelaser">Dear Blue Lazor™ 
Do ever trademark random things so the Cheat Commandos™ cant use them™? 
Your's 
MMM™</blockquote>

''{Reads “Blue Lazor” as “Blue Laze... or?”, each of the trademark symbols as "trademarked", and "MMM" as "Rated triple M for triple mature".}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{not typed}'' Wow. This email is rated triple M. Must be like, violent or something. ''{typing}'' What villain doesn't do that, Em? I thought that was a villainous standard or something. Like just last week, I trademarked the Cheat Commandos' catchphrase, "Rock, rock on". You should have seen some of the catchphrases they used to replace it! Comedy freakin' gold!

''{Cut to the Cheat Commandos podium. The words "ROCK, ROCK ON!" have been replaced with "WALK, WALK ON!"}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Cheat Commandos, let's walk, walk on!

''{Static briefly appears. The podium now reads "MOCK, MOCK ON!"}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ...mock, mock on!

''{More static. The podium now reads "STOCK, STOCK ON!"}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ...stock, stock on!

''{Static again. The podium now reads "BOCK, BOCK ON!}"''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Uhh... does anyone here even know what a bock is?

''{cut back to the Blasty}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' However, they finally switched to an equally cool catchphrase, "Riggity Roll", and trademarked it before I could. Now I just randomly trademark their names so that they have to pay me every time they address one-another!

''{Cut to the Cheat Commandos HQ. Gunhaver is looking at the picture of himself and Silent Rip is in the foreground.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Silent Rip, grab me a box of them Soy Cri-

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{interrupting from offscreen}'' A-hem!

''{Pan right to show Blue Laser standing there. Next to him is a bucket that reads "pay up, sucker!"}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' Aw, crap!

''{Cut back to the Blasty}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' What do you think, Emily? Pretty genius, am I right? So until next week, enjoy yo-

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{interrupting}'' A-hem!

''{Zoom out to show Gunhaver, Fightgar, Silent Rip, and Firebert standing next to the desk.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Ahhh! How did you get in here!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Nevermind that! You just said "Blue Laser" during a live broadcasting!

'''BLUE LASER:''' So? Is there a law against saying my own name now?

'''GUNHAVER:''' There is when your name is a registered trademark of Cheat Commandos Inc.! Pay up now or you'll be going straight to jail with no chance to pass go!

'''BLUE LASER:''' You can't use my own scheme against me!

'''GUNHAVER:''' Oh yes, we can! ''{turns to Silent Rip}'' Can't we?

'''SILENT RIP:''' I think so...

'''GUNHAVER:''' Good! ''{turns back to Blue Laser}'' Now, are you gonna pay up or not?

'''BLUE LASER:''' I'm gonna have to go with not.

''{Blue Laser presses a button on his keyboard, causing the floor beneath the Cheat Commandos to collapse.}''

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{falling}'' Riggity rooooooooolll!

''{Cut back to the Blasty's screen}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' Man, oh man was it worth it to have Lem install that bottomless pit button! Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a gang of ragtag mercenaries to trademark!

''{Blue Laser walks away as the Laserjet Paper, a paper with blue stripes, comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click "ragtag mercenaries" at the end to see a scene with the Topplegangers.
''{The Topplegangers are sitting around the table at their hideout.}'' 
'''SUBTLEFUGE:''' Alright, Togglegangers. All that's left is to- 
'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{interrupting from offscreen}'' A-hem! 
''{Pan left to reveal Blue Laser standing with his collection bin.}'' 
''{The Topplegangers stare for a few moments before drawing their guns and aiming them at a surprised Blue Laser.}''

==Fun Facts==
*"Triple M for Triple Mature" is a reference to the [[Wikipedia:ESRB|ESRB's]] rating system.
*A bock is a strong dark rich beer usually sold in the early spring.
*Gunhaver mentioning "no chance to pass go" is a reference to the popular board game [[Wikipedia:Monopoly_(game)|Monopoly]].
*"Riggity Roll" is a reference to [[HRwiki:An Important Rap Song|An Important Rap Song]].

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