The Wheelchair at 19:28, 28 May 2010

2010-05-28T19:28:56Z

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Blue Laser hosts the First-Annual Blue Laser Style Parade.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Hrwiki:Blue Laser Commander|Blue Laser]], [[HRwiki:New Bad Guy Girl Character|New Bad Guy Girl Character]], [[HRwiki:Blue Laser Minion|Blue Laser Minions]], [[HRwiki:Blue Laser Babies|Blue Laser Babies]], [[Blue Lasermail#Redd|Redd]]

'''Places:''' Computer Room, The Street, [[HRwiki:Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard|Nana's Backyard]], Redd's Room (easter egg)

'''Computer:''' Blasty 987

'''Date:''' Thursday, April 22nd, 2010

'''Page Title:''' Sponsored by the Blasty 987!!

==Transcript==

'''BLUE LASER:''' The views expressed in this email most definitely represent those of Blue Laser. ''{brings up an email}''

<blockquote class="bluelaser">Dear Blue Laser, 
If you were to make a parade in your own honor after taking over the world or doing a million cartwheels or something,
what kinda cool floats and stuff would you have? 
Sincerely, 
Clubs Deuce </blockquote>

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Clubble Deuce, you're in luck. Guess who just won the gold medal in the Sunny Morning Breakfast contest for the third year in a row! That's right, Gunhaver. But guess who stole the medal and blew up Gunhaver's waffle and bacon recipe five minutes later! That's right, me. So my minions are holding a parade downtown in my honor! It'll be great!

''{Cut to the street corner. The Laser Tracks stand has been re-dubbed "Commentary Box." There is a microphone sitting atop it.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Presenting the First-Annual Blue Laser Style Parade. ''{the parade's logo appears and shortly after fades away}'' Here come our hosts, Blue Laser and the New Girl.

''{Blue Laser walks in and takes a seat at the stand. The New Girl follows and stands next to it.}''

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' I'm not sitting in that thing.

'''BLUE LASER:''' Suit yourself. ''{grabbing the microphone}'' Welcome, folks, to the First Annual Blue Laser Style Parade! I'm your host, Blue Laser!

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' And I'm your co-host.

'''BLUE LASER:''' Without further ado, let's get this thing a-rolling!

''{Cut to a full view of the street. Two Blue Laser Minions enter wearing marching band hats. Cut to a close-up of the minions.}''

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' ''{offscreen}'' And starting the parade as always is the Blue Laser Marching.. err.. I guess just the Blue Laser Marching, since ''someone'' couldn't afford instruments.

''{Cut back to the commentary box.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Hey! Don't go blaming me! Have you seen the price on paper towel these days? You wouldn't believe it!

''{Cut to the minions again.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' You guys just... keep on marching.

''{Cut back to a full view of the street. The minions walk offscreen, and are followed by a minion carrying a giant Blue Laser balloon.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Now that's a parade balloon! It captures all my best features!

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' Including your enormous size?

''{Cut to the commentary box.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Oh, that is it. Let's just see what I say when your giant parade balloon comes by!

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' I don't have a balloon in this parade.

'''BLUE LASER:''' Well... remind me to add one next year!

''{Cut to the street again. The giant balloon in followed by the Air Laser, which is driven by another Blue Laser Minion. It carries a banner that reads "Call Lemmy for repairs and priced electronics!" followed by Lemmy's (lengthy) number, as seen in trademarked.}''

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' And next up is the Air Laser!

'''BLUE LASER:''' When did they get that working again?

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' I wasn't aware they had.

''{The Lemmy's phone number is still going by on the banner. Cut to the commentary box.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Okay, let's take bets. Which will happen first? That freakin' phone number ends, or the plane malfunctions and crashes into the audience?

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' There isn't any audience.

''{Cut back to the street. The banner finally finishes going by.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' And we have a winner!

''{Cut back to the commentary box. Blue Laser pulls out a bell and rings it, then tosses it offscreen.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' You heard that sound, folks! It's time for the completely non-parade related dancing routine!

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' Let's cut to our stage.

''{Cut to Nana's backyard. The Blue Laser Babies are both sitting in a hammock. One of them rolls to the right.}''

'''BLUE LASER BABY 1:''' Goo-geh.

'''BLUE LASER BABY 2:''' Goo-weh.

''{One of the babies rolls to the edge. Cut back to the commentary box just before he falls off.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' O-okay! Give it up for the Blue Laser Babies! Next up is a favorite of mine.

''{Cut to the street. A parade float comes in featuring cardboard cutouts of Blue Laser as various figures from American history. The cutouts feature Blue Laser wearing a powdered wig and holding what appears to be the U.S. Constitution, Blue Laser as "Boss" Tweed, and Blue Laser on the moon.}''

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' That is entirely unnecessary.

'''BLUE LASER:''' Nonsense! It's only right my minions know of my many contributions!

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' But "Blue Tweed?"

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{angrily}'' I like that one!

'''THE NEW GIRL:''' Fine then.

''{The "historic" float goes offscreen. Cut to the commentary box.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Well, we've come to the end of this parade. And closing it off is good ol'-

''{Cut to the street. Another float comes in. Redd's bed is on it, with Redd still sleeping in it.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' -jolly St. Napping Redd!

''{Cut to a close-up of the float. Redd wakes up.}''

'''REDD:''' Where am I? Why am I moving? Blue! What did you do?

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Say hello to the camera, Redd!

'''REDD:''' Get me off of here!

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Buh-bye, Redd!

''{The float goes offscreen. The parade's logo again appears on the screen.}''

'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{voiceover}'' This has been the First Annual Blue Laser Parade. Stay tuned for the Low-Pedigree Worldwide National State Dog Show. ''{the parade's logo fades into the dog show's logo}'' Or go make a turkey or something.

''{Cut back to the Blasty. Blue Laser sits down.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' There you have it, Doug! Be sure to join us next year! We're already investing in shaving cream to make our jolly saint even more authentic! It'll be can't-miss programming!

''{The Laserjet Paper comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on "jolly saint" to see what happens later that night.
''{Blue Laser enters Redd's room.}'' 
'''BLUE LASER:''' Hey, Redd. You seen my- Redd? Huh. Where'd he run off to? 
''{Cut to the street. It's now late at night, and Redd is still on the parade float, which is still moving.}'' 
'''REDD:''' Does anyone know how to make this thing stop!?

==Fun Facts==
*"Clubble Deuce" is a reference to the [[HRwiki:Double Deuce|Double Deuce]].
*The entire parade is a parody of the [[Wikipedia:Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade|Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade]].
**The "Low-Pedigree Worldwide National State Dog Show" is also a parody of the [[Wikipedia:National Dog Show|National Dog Show]], which airs after the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.
*[[Wikipedia:William M. Tweed|William M. Tweed]] (or "Boss" Tweed) was a 19th century politician notable for stealing millions of dollars from taxpayers.

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The Wheelchair at 19:28, 28 May 2010