The Wheelchair at 19:27, 28 May 2010

2010-05-28T19:27:34Z

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Blue Laser has Redd direct a musical. Oh boy.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Hrwiki:Blue Laser Commander|Blue Laser]], [[Blue Lasermail#Redd|Redd]], [[HRwiki:Gunhaver|Gunhaver]], [[HRwiki:Reynold's Younger Brother|Reynold's Younger Brother]], [[HRwiki:Silent Rip|Silent Rip]], [[HRwiki:Fightgar|Fightgar]], [[HRwiki:Reynold|Reynold]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' Computer Room, A Stage

'''Computer:''' Blasty 987

'''Date:''' Saturday, March 27th, 2010

'''Page Title:''' Contact Blasty 987 for seating info!

==Transcript==
'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{singing}'' Somewheeeere, over the email, bluebirds explode! ''{brings up an email}''

<blockquote class="bluelaser">Dear Blue Laser, 
Have you ever considered making a musical? Think about it. 
Your buddy, 
Jack Noir</blockquote>

''{Blue Laser struggles pronouncing "noir," reading it as "No-or? Err, Noo-er? No-ire?"}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' Well, NoonyJack, that's a pretty good idea! Just one minor problem: How the crap do you make a musical? I mean, I'm skilled in many things, but making a musical? That is ''not'' in the villainous handbook!

''{Cut to a full view of the room. Blue Laser turns from the computer and produces a book, "The Villainous Handbook." He quickly flips through the pages before tossing it aside and turning back to the computer. Cut back to the Blasty.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' Nope, not in there. Though there is someone around here with musical experience!

''{Cut to Redd's room. Redd is at his desk, reading a book. Blue Laser enters.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Hey, Redd. Wanna write, direct, and cast a musical?

'''REDD:''' ''{turns to Blue Laser}'' My life would be complete.

'''BLUE LASER:''' Good. Have it ready in fifteen minutes, tops. I'll pass out fliers.

''{Blue Laser exits.}''

'''REDD:''' I won't let you down! This will be pure, handcrafted excellence! ...You'll recommend me to the Playwrights Association, won't you? Blue?

''{Cut to a backstage area. Redd is standing there, holding a clipboard.}''

'''REDD:''' Alright, show starts in five minutes! Get in your costumes! Remember your lines! ''{suddenly manic}'' DON'T SCREW THIS UP!

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{offscreen}'' Uhh, Redd...

''{Pan right. Blue Laser is standing there in a hat similar to Gunhaver's.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Any explanation as to why I'm cast as Gunhaver? I hate that guy!

'''REDD:''' You see, Blue, your hatred of Gunhaver symbolizes Gunhaver's own inner struggles, and his constant desire to be better.

'''BLUE LASER:''' Okay, I'll pretend I get that. But that doesn't explain why you cast Gunhaver as me.

''{Pan right again. Gunhaver is standing there wearing an eye patch.}''

'''REDD:''' Gunhaver's role as you symbolizes your confused morals and the inner goodness hidden away in you.

'''BLUE LASER:''' If you suggest I have "inner goodness" one more time, then your face will symbolize a broken skull!

'''REDD:''' Look, this musical has to be perfect, guys. My future career in the musical industry depends on it! And besides, we have a full house tonight!

''{Cut to the audience. The only one there is Reynold's Brother, who is sound sleep with a bag of popcorn next to him. Cut back to backstage.}''

'''REDD:''' So, any questions before we begin?

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{offscreen}'' Uh, yeah, about the script.

''{Pan left. Silent Rip is standing there, wearing Fightgar's headband and looking at the script.}''

'''REDD:''' What is it, Silent Rip?

'''SILENT RIP:''' This script shows Fightgar as singing the opening to "Life Beyond War."

'''REDD:''' That's correct.

'''SILENT RIP:''' Does that mean that I'm gonna sing the opening as Fightgar, or that Fightgar is going to sing the opening as Firebert?

'''REDD:''' Fightgar's going to sing it.

'''SILENT RIP:''' Which Fightgar? My Fightgar or Fightgar's Fightgar?

'''REDD:''' Fightgar doesn't play Fightgar, he plays Firebert.

'''SILENT RIP:''' I know that, but does Fightgar sing the opening?

'''REDD:''' Yes.

'''SILENT RIP:''' ''{annoyed}'' Which Fightgar!?

'''REYNOLD'S BROTHER:''' ''{offscreen}'' The thing was supposed to start thirty seconds ago! What gives?

'''REDD:''' ''{waving his arms wildly}'' GO! GO! GO!

''{The cast rushes past Redd. Cut to the stage. Blue Laser and Gunhaver are there (still dressed as one-another), and are battling it out with cardboard guns.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{unenthusiastically}'' Alright, you villainous scum, eat... bullets.

'''GUNHAVER:''' ''{unenthusiastically}'' No, you, Cheat Commando.

''{Cut back to backstage. Redd is watching the play.}''

'''REDD:''' It's.... beautiful.

''{Fade to black. Then fade back to the stage, where the musical is well underway. Silent Rip, Fightgar, Blue Laser, and Gunhaver are onstage, singing off-key.}''

'''BLUE LASER & GUNHAVER:''' Fighting for what weeEeeeEeeeEE consider justiiiiiiice!

'''SILENT RIP & FIGHTGAR:''' Ooooohhh justice!

''{Cut to the audience. Reynold's Brother is once again sleeping.}''

'''BLUE LASER & GUNHAVER:''' ''{offscreen}'' WeeEEeee never thought it'd come this faaaAaaaAar!

''{Reynold's Brother suddenly wakes up. He stares at the stage for a second before walking out.}''

'''BLUE LASER & GUNHAVER:''' ThiiiiIis time around-

''{Redd enters the stage. He stares at the now empty seating for a moment.}''

'''BLUE LASER & GUNHAVER:''' -we'll find ouuUUurselves somewhere nEEeeEew!

'''REDD:''' ''{sadly}'' Yeah, you guys can quit now.

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{stops singing}'' About freakin' time.

''{The cast walks off. Redd stands there for a moment.}''

'''REDD:''' Well, maybe film school will still let me in after that tragedy. ''{begins walking off}'' Ha. Doubt it.

''{Cut back to the Blasty. Blue Laser walks up and sits in front of it.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Norman, there's my musical. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go see what other career opportunities I can crush for Redd. It just warms my heart to think of him working at Wendy's for the rest of his life. Bwahaha!

''{Blue Laser walks away. The Laserjet Paper comes down.}''

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on "musical" to see a scene at the stage.
''{Reynold walks onto the now empty stage and looks around.}'' 
'''REYNOLD:''' Aw, phooey! I missed another one! Why if it wasn't for this darn Daylight Savings Time...

==Fun Facts==
*[[Wikipedia:Wendy's|Wendy's]] is an international fast food chain restaurant.

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The Wheelchair at 19:27, 28 May 2010