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Blue Laser discusses some of his faves. Underwear drawers explode.

'''Cast (in order of appearance):''' [[Hrwiki:Blue Laser Commander|Blue Laser]], Bartender (voice only), [[Blue Lasermail#Redd Laser|Redd]], [[HRwiki:Gunhaver|Gunhaver]] (easter egg), [[HRwiki:Fightgar|Fightgar]] (easter egg), [[HRwiki:Silent Rip|Silent Rip]] (easter egg), [[HRwiki:Reynold|Reynold]] (easter egg)

'''Places:''' Computer Room, Bar, Movie Room, [[HRwiki:Cheat Commandos' HQ|Cheat Commandos' HQ]] (easter egg)

'''Computer:''' Blasty 987

'''Date:''' Sunday, February 7, 2010

'''Page Title:''' Blasty Time!!

== Transcript ==
'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{singing}'' Walkin' the streets, I got an email! ''{brings up an email}''

<blockquote class="bluelaser">Dear Blue Laser: 

What are your favorites? Like, favorite drink, favorite day of the week, favorite type of wood... go hog wild, why not? 

Yours, Skubby</blockquote>

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' Well you know, Skub-A-Dub, I do have a lot of favorites. So why not? Let's begin!

''{Cut to the words "Fave #1" on a black screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{voiceover}'' First off we have my favorite drink. This category of course goes to Root Ones, the official beverage of villains everywhere. They combine all the coldness of a one, and all the dryness of a root. I still remember the first time I tasted one.

''{Cut to a bar. Blue Laser is sitting with several Root Ones bottles in front of him.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Hit me with another one, man!

''{Another bottle is slid across the bar to Blue Laser, who grabs it.)''

'''BARTENDER:''' ''{offscreen}'' I hope you can pay for all these, Laser.

'''BLUE LASER:''' Err, yes. I seem to have left my wallet outside in the tank. Allow me to go fetch it and-

''{Blue Laser quickly runs offscreen. After a few moments a vehicle can be heard taking off outside.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Man, I scammed like every bar in town that night! Guess that's why I'm banned from every bar in town.. Any-freakin'-way-

''{Cut to the words "Fave #2" on a black screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Next we have favorite day of the week. That would be Thursday, when I give my minions their weekly motivational lecture!

''{Cut to a light-yellow room. Blue Laser is standing in front of a screen, which is showing "Figure A", a picture of a silhouetted Cheat shooting a gun.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' Ya gotta believe in yourselves! When the Cheat Commandos shoot bullets at you, don't think-

''{The screen changes to show "Figure B", a Cheat skull.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' -"Oh crap, I'm gonna diiiiieeee!" Instead, think-

''{The screen changes again to show "Figure C", a Cheat blocking a bullet with his fist.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' -"Can I deflect this bullet with my fist? And if not, why?" ''{applause}''

''{Cut to the black screen again, this time reading "Fave #3"}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Favorite wood? Easy, none. When I need to burn something, I take the quicker route. I use gasoline.

''{"Fave #3" suddenly changes to "Fave #4"}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{voiceover}'' Okay, number four. Favorite email I've ever answered. That goes to email number 1.5, continents.

''{Cut to the Blasty's screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' And that's how I finally succeeded in blowing up Mongolia. Thanks for your question, Miyamoto!

''{"Fave #5"}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{voiceover}'' And last but certainly least, it's favorite relative! This of course goes to brother Redd. There is truly no better punching bag and/or test subject than Redd Simone Laser Jr..

'''REDD:''' ''{voiceover}'' Uh, Blue...

''{Cut back to the computer room. Redd Laser is standing next to the desk.}''

'''REDD:''' Do you happen to know why my underwear drawer just exploded? And why it was filled with gasoline?

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{closeup}'' Look, I may or may not have turned your underwear drawer into a scaled down model of the Cheat Commandos' Headquarters. ''{cut back to a full view of the room}'' But what really matters right now is that you get out of my face!

'''REDD:''' Whatever. Go back to checking emails on that ancient computer Lemmy scammed you into buying.

'''BLUE LASER:''' Keep it up and I'll turn your face into a model of a broken skull!

''{Redd sighs and walks away. Cut to the Blasty's screen.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{typing}'' So what do you think, Skrubs? Those were surely enough favorites to satisfy you for at least a week! And if not, get a life, man! I'm not here to fulfill your every wish! Jeez!

''(The Laserjet Paper comes down.}''

'''BLUE LASER:''' ''{quietly}'' Mumblin', grumblin', greedy little waste of my time!

==Easter Eggs==
*At the end, click on "get a life" to see a scene with the Cheat Commandos. 
''{Gunhaver, Silent Rip, Fightgar, and Reynold are standing around a sock drawer in the Cheat Commandos' Headquarters.}''
'''GUNHAVER:''' Alright, men! Pretend this sock drawer is Blue Laser Base! What are we gonna do? 
'''SILENT RIP:''' Kick it! 
'''FIGHTGAR:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Shoot it! 
'''REYNOLD:''' ''{simultaneously}'' Buy it lunch!

==Fun Facts==
*Blue Laser's opening song is a reference to [[HRwiki:Because, It's Midnite|Because, It's Midnite]].
*Miyamoto refers to [[Wikipedia:Shigeru Miyamoto|Shigeru Miyamoto]].

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