https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=BizarreBizarre - Revision history2026-04-15T22:12:00ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Bizarre&diff=113413&oldid=prevTheCheese: New page: ''{cut to Bizarre behind the counter of a CVS Pharmacy. A young girl walks in, head slightly hung, looking nervous, and approaches Bizarre. He notices her weakness and sadness in her body ...2009-02-07T22:33:37Z<p>New page: ''{cut to Bizarre behind the counter of a CVS Pharmacy. A young girl walks in, head slightly hung, looking nervous, and approaches Bizarre. He notices her weakness and sadness in her body ...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{cut to Bizarre behind the counter of a CVS Pharmacy. A young girl walks in, head slightly hung, looking nervous, and approaches Bizarre. He notices her weakness and sadness in her body language}''<br />
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'''GIRL:''' Hi, I-<br />
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'''BIZARRE:''' ''{notices a rather unfortunate smell on her breath}'' Gin and tonic?<br />
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'''GIRL:''' ''{hesitates for a moment}'' ...Yeah.<br />
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'''BIZARRE:''' Demonic.<br />
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'''GIRL:''' I...I know. My body-<br />
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'''BIZARRE:''' ''{softly}'' smells like vomit...<br />
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'''GIRL:''' ''{her voice becomes more serious and determined}'' Can I get some...downers?<br />
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'''BIZARRE:''' Drugs kill.<br />
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'''GIRL:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Yeah, right.<br />
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'''BIZARRE:''' ''{he mutters a word under his breath}'' I'm for ''real!''<br />
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'''GIRL:''' I just, need a couple uppers, I guess.<br />
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'''BIZARRE:''' ''{taken aback}'' Girl, you got Bizarre actin' ill.<br />
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'''GIRL:''' I just really want some-<br />
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'''BIZARRE:''' Look. I took a couple uppers. I've downed a couple downers...<br />
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'''GIRL:''' ...Oh. I'm sorry. Maybe I should...speak to someone else.<br />
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'''BIZARRE:''' Okay. ''{speaking into a walkie-talkie}'' Marshall, we have a customer out here.<br />
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''{Marshall comes out}''<br />
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'''MARSHALL:''' ''{replacing Bizarre behind the counter}'' How can I help you?<br />
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'''GIRL:''' I need...a couple uppers.<br />
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'''MARSHALL:''' ''{hesitates}'' That's dumber than Vanilla Ice tryin' to rap again.<br />
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'''GIRL:''' Well, maybe some shro-<br />
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'''MARSHALL:''' Those make you hallucinate, and sweat until you start losing weight. You don't want that. Look, let me have you talk to someone. ''{talking into a walkie-talkie}'' Proof, maybe you should take this over. ''{Marshall leaves and Proof comes out and replaces Marshall behind the counter}''<br />
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'''PROOF:''' Hello there.<br />
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'''GIRL:''' I...need some pill-<br />
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'''PROOF:''' ...No you don't. Look, pop pills, pills I've popped. I thought it was so incredible, I killed the Hulk. But look, It's not.<br />
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'''GIRL:''' I know. I just need somethi-<br />
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'''PROOF:''' I've taken a couple uppers, I've downed a couple downers.<br />
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'''GIRL:''' Really?<br />
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'''PROOF:''' But, ''nothing'' compares...to these blue and yellow purple pills. They're organic antioxidants. ''{holds out blue and yellow purple pills}'' They'll clean your body, and get you back on track. Please, stay away from those evil things you took before.<br />
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'''GIRL:''' ''{taking them}'' ...Thank you. Can I...come talk to you again if I need to?<br />
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'''PROOF:''' Of course, you can talk to any of us.<br />
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'''GIRL:''' Well, how will I know who I can talk to? How many of you are there?<br />
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'''PROOF:''' Well, Dirty Dozen, 80 of us, Shady brothers, and ladies...like you...love us.<br />
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'''GIRL:''' Oh, well thanks.<br />
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'''PROOF:''' Please, come again. I'm always happy to help.<br />
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''{the girl exits}''</div>TheCheese