Bellstrom at 22:03, 20 August 2009

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''{cut to a large, metal building with a sign reading "WINNER LABS" above the door. The group walk up}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Panicing}'' Do we really have to go through Winner Labs!? Isn't there another way!?

'''TRACY:''' Nope. There is a large canyon behind Winner Labs. Winner Labs generates a field that locks out any and all reality-bending powers around it and the canyon. There's no way to cross it except by getting him to help.

'''BADSTAR:''' Oh, okay. ...Then can you guys go in while I wait outside?

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{opens the door, grabs Badstar, walks inside}''

''{Tracy and Bellson follow}''

''{Ninja Fox and Gilligan enter also.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Kicking and waving arms}'' LET ME GO BACK OUT LET ME GO BACK OUT!

'''IM A BELL:''' No. ''{kicks the door closed. It disappears, leaving a wall. Bell sets Badstar down}'' Now then. Where's-

''{a door slams open. A shadow walks out. It reveals itself to be Homeschool Winner}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Speak of the devil.

''{Raiku pops up}''

'''RAIKU:''' YOU SAID DEVIL DOES THAT MEAN I GET A CAMEO?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' No. ''{pulls out a lazer gun and fires it at Raiku, disintegrating him}'' Now, who are you people?

'''BADSTAR:''' Errrrrrrr......... uhhhhh.... h-h-hi dad......

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Oh, HELLO, Badstar! It's nice to see you! So, who are your friends?

'''BADSTAR:''' This is Bell, Ninja Fox ''{Coughs the words Kyubii}'', Some guy named Victor, some guy named Steve, and Bell's cousin.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Huh. Nice to meet you all. So, what brings you here?

'''IM A BELL:''' Badstar, your dad doesn't seem bad... Why were you so afraid to come here?

'''LEMON:''' ''{show stops, walks in}'' If Raiku has a cameo I can't have one?

''{Im a bell walks onscreen}''

'''IM A BELL:''' You just did. ''{grabs Lemon, drags him offscreen}''

''{the show restarts}''

'''BADSTAR:''' I'd rather not say... for.... reasons.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Okay, tell me when we leave. Anyways, Mr. Winner, we need to cross the canyon behind Winner Labs. and since we can't use any reality-bending powers, we need your help.

''{OOC: Badstar, just so you know, we both control Homeschool}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' ...Well, I hate to tell you this, but I can't do that...

'''IM A BELL:''' WHAT? WHY NOT?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' The force field is acting...... glitchy... you see, it can't be turned off. Well, I suppose there is a way...

'''TRACY:''' ...I was actually going to ask you to give us something that would simply drive us over the cliff, like a hovercraft, or something. Can you help us by doing THAT?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I have a ship!

'''TRACY:''' ...Does it fly?

''{A loud explosion is heard offscreen}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' ...Not anymore.

'''TRACY:''' ...Great.

'''IM A BELL:''' Anything ELSE you could do for us?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I have a teleporter.

''{Another explosion is heard}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Now I don't.

'''IM A BELL:''' WHY IS EVERYTHING EXPLODING?

''{pan over to show Badstar is shooting things with his Giga Fart}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...DAMMIT BADSTAR!

'''BADSTAR:''' Sorry...

'''IM A BELL:''' YOU JUST LOST YOUR BATHROOM PRIVILEGES!

'''TRACY:''' So, do you have anything ELSE that will help?

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' Nope.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...BADSTAR, YOU JUST LOST YOUR FOOD PRIVILEGES, TOO!

'''TRACY:''' Can you BUILD anything to help?

'''IM A BELL:''' BADSTAR, IF HE SAYS NO, I'M LEAVING YOU HERE!

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I could build a new ship...

'''IM A BELL:''' And has your son blown up some necessary tool to create it?

''{6 explosions are heard}''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' ...Yep.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...No offense, but, you have a HORRIBLE son.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I know. ...Thats why I plan on killing him. ...YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...I would let you, but it would cause millions of paradoxes resulting in the destruction of the universe.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT, I TELL YOU.

'''IM A BELL:''' I DON'T CARE.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' ...LOUD CAPTIAL VOICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

'''IM A BELL:''' I LIKE YELLING!!!!!!

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' ME TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

'''IM A BELL:''' LOWER CASE LETTERS ARE STUPID!!!!!!

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' YES I AGREE

'''IM A BELL:''' WE SHOULD STOP

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' PROBABLY

'''IM A BELL:''' No, I'm serious.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' I'M NOT

'''IM A BELL:'''''{slaps Homeschool}'' Shut up and help us already.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' OKA-

'''IM A BELL:'''''{kicks Homeschool in the nuts}'' GODDAMMIT STOP.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' OH NO MY INVISIBLE BALL SAC-

'''IM A BELL:'''''{jumps up, shoop da whoops Homeschool}'' How do you like THAT? ...I think I killed him. Great.

'''BADSTAR:''' You killed my dad! YOU BASTARD!

'''IM A BELL:''' He was planning on killing y-YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT.

'''BADSTAR:''' ...WHAAAAAAAAAA

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' NONE OF YOU HEARD THAT. NONE OF YOU. ''NONE OF YOU.''

'''BADSTAR:''' Shut him up...

'''HOMESCHOOL:'''''{pulls out a knife, starts stabbing Badstar in the back of the head. Badstar doesn't seem to be affected by it}'' Stabbity.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Homeschool, you've been stabbing him in the back of the head for over four months. I think you should stop.

'''BADSTAR:''' Yes, PLEASE.

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' ...I NO WANNA

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{punches Homeschool in the face, sending him flying into the wall}'' LISTEN, YOU GODDAMN LITTLE PRICK! I ORDER THAT YOU GIVE US SOMETHING TO GET OVER THAT BLEEDING CANYON ''THIS INSTANT!'' ''DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!''

'''HOMESCHOOL:''' W-well I coooooUUULllllllLLLLLLLddd... uhhhh... I... need a minu- ''{Passes out}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{walks over to Homeschool, picks him up by his throat, starts shaking him around}'' WAKE UP, GODDAMMIT!

'''BADSTAR:''' Maybe we should wait a bit. Look, lets just wander around a bit and see what we can find.

'''IM A BELL:''' Agreed. ''{flings Homeschool into a desk}''

'''BADSTAR:''' OKAY GANG LETS GO SEARCH FOR CLUES. ...What the hell was that? Anyway, Bell, you go check in... there! ''{Points to a door that says "SECRET SUCKAHS"}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Right. ''{pulls out an ax, starts hacking away at the door, sticks his head through it}'' Heeeeere's JOHNNY! ''{pulls head out, opens the door, since it was already unlocked, walks in}''

''{In the room, there seems to be mettalic desks, all with papers scattered upon them, some on the floor. The main attraction of the room seems to be a giant monitor along with video tapes stacked under it}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Hmm... I wonder what I can find...

''{Cut back to Badstar}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Points to Bellson}'' Bellson... go do something of importance for once. And take Ninja Fox for no reason. ''{Points to Gilligan and Tracy}'' You guys... go do the comedy option.

'''BELLSON, NINJA FOX, GILLIGAN & TRACY:''' YA, MEIN FUHRER! ''{they all run offscreen}''

''{Cut: Germany. Hitler and his men are in a room over a large map. The soldiers words are in german, but the translations are subtitled.}''

'''SOLDIER ONE:''' ''{Tracing his finger through the map}'' ''{Translation: Production takes place in the area by the name of Wiki City. I suggest we don't go... we can try something else like "Eric will never be a choom: The Movie"}''

'''HITLER:''' ''{Translation: I... don't understand. It sounds like a great movie. Whats the problem?}''

'''SOLDIER ONE:''' ''{Translation: ...M-my league...}''

'''SOLDIER TWO:''' ''{Translation: ...They made a reference towards all those jokes about you on Youtube. ...In fact... they're making one of those jokes right now...}''

''{Long silence. Hitler, his hand trembling removes the glasses}''

'''HITLER:''' ''{Translation: Anybody who is a fan of Bellstar Productions... leave now}''

''{Cut back}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...What the hell was that all about?

''{Cut to Gilligan and Tracy}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ...What exactly is a comedy option?

'''TRACY:''' Uhhh... Let's go find someone and-

''{cut to Chwoka}''

'''CHWOKA: ''KICK HIM IN THE NUTBAG'''''

''{cut back}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ... If you say so. ''{Kicks Tracy IN THE NUTBAG}''

'''TRACY:'''''{falls to the floor}'' AUGGHHH! NOT ME, DAMMIT!

'''GILLIGAN:''' ... ''{Stomps repeatedly on TRACY'S NUTBAG}''

'''TRACY:''' NO, FIND SOMEONE ELSE! KICK SOMEONE ELSE'S-

''{cut to Chwoka}''

'''CHWOKA: ''NUTBAG'''''

''{cut back}''

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Bellstrom at 22:03, 20 August 2009