Poodlemuffin at 21:16, 9 December 2008

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''{cut to a medieval town. The cast of BQ:L&R walk in}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Where the crap are we?

'''TRACY:''' This is Ye Olde Town of Cwealm, the only known medieval town in this time period.

'''NINJA FOX:''' Cool! Is there mutton?

'''TRACY:''' I would think so.

'''NINJA FOX:''' WHOOOOOOOO!!! ''{Runs off}''

'''TRACY:''' ...Freak.

'''GILLIGAN:''' ...MUTTON! ''{Runs off too}''

'''TRACY:''' Once again, fr-''{notices a groups of people led by a man wearing a crown}''

''{Bell and Tracy become really, really tall and they run up to the group of people}''

'''MAN IN CROWN:''' Who are you?

'''BELL & TRACY:''' WE ARE THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY "NI"!

'''BADSTAR:''' And I like mutton!

'''INNOCENT BYSTANDER:''' ...WHAT THE F-

''{Bell accidentally steps on the innocent bystander}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ...I'm gonna get some more mutto- ''{Is carried away by monks}'' WHAT THE CRAP!?

'''IM A BELL:''' HEY WAIT A MINUTE! ''{returns to normal size, he runs after Badstar}''

''{The monks carry Badstar into a really tall tower. The doors shut and lock themselves}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ... ''{glances at camera, rips the doors off their hinges, walks in}''

''{The monks can be seen climbing up 100 plights of stairs. They take Badstar to the top of the tower}''

'''IM A BELL:'''''{runs up the stairs}''

''{Halfway up the stairs start collapsing behind Bell. Once bell gets off a step, it collapses}''

''{Bell eventually reaches the top of the stairs. The door to the top looks unbreakable}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Hmph. ''{melts, slides under the door}''

''{cut to inside the top of the tower. Bell slides out from under the door and un-melts}''

''{Badstar is sitting on a throne}''

'''MONKS:''' ALLL HAIL THE MUTTON KING!!!

'''IM A BELL:''' ...LOLWUT.

'''BADSTAR:''' Oh, hi Bell! Mutton?

'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... No thank y-

''{Tracy flies in from the window, holding a spear}''

'''TRACY:''' DON'T WORRY, I'LL SAVE YOU FROM THE MONKS BADST-''{smashes into the door, slides down}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ... ''{Takes a bite out of mutton}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Anyways, why are you a king, and why is it of mutton?

'''BADSTAR:''' Apparently, I'm the great great great grandson of the mutton king, who created mutton! Which is weird, since I'm just a lab experiment gone wrong and its impossible for me to have a grandfather.

'''TRACY:''' What? I thought you were the cousin of Homestar and Strong Bad. At least, according to the original Bell Quest.

'''IM A BELL:''' We do not speak of the original Bell Quest.

'''TRACY:''' But-

'''IM A BELL:'''''{grabs some mutton, shoves it down Tracy's throat}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Takes another bite}'' Mmm... muttonlicious!

'''IM A BELL:''' Badstar, tell me. Why would you want to eat something cute? ''{warps up a sheep with a wellface}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ...THIS IS SHEEP!?

'''IM A BELL:''' Yep. Mutton is sheep. You know, I would rather eat George Bush's undead corpse than sheep.

'''BADSTAR:''' ...FIND A NEW KING YOU STUPID, SICK, PEACE LOVING MONKS!!! ''{Jumps out window}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...That won't be necessary. ''{pulls out a large sword, puts some on the mutton on it, forces it down a monk's throat, repeats until he has killed all of the monks}''

'''TRACY:''' ...Good. Let's go da-BELL.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Whatever, Tracy.

'''TRACY:''' ...Wh-

'''IM A BELL:''' Shut up.

'''BADSTAR:''' AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! ''{Lands on Ninja Fox}''

''{Badstar jumps off of Ninja Fox, who tries to get up, but Bell and Tracy land on him}''

'''NINJA FOX:''' Ow... good thing I still have mutton...

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Mutton is sheep, you know.

'''NINJA FOX:''' Screw the sheep, I have money!

'''IM A BELL:''' ... FALCOOOOOOON... PUUUUUUNCH! ''{punches Ninja Fox in the... fox-nads, runs away}''

'''NINJA FOX:''' OOOOOOWWWWW MY FOX BALLS!!!

''{cut to Bellson, somewhere in the town}''

'''BELLSON:''' ...Great, now I'm lost.

'''BLACK KNIGHT:''' YE SHALL NOT PASS.

'''BELLSON:''' ... ''{pulls out a sword, slices The Black Knight's arm off}''

'''BLACK KNIGHT:''' Hmph! That is nothing but a mere flesh wound!

'''BELLSON:''' What? You're bleedin' arm's missing! ...And it appears you've bled to death. Hoorah. ''{starts walking away}''

'''BLACK KNIGHT:''' Coward! Come back here and face! ''{Uses his right arm to sword fight}''

'''BELLSON:''' ... ''{turns around, kicks the Black Knigts sword, causing it to flip over and slice off the remaining arm}''

'''BLACK KNIGHT:''' Is that all you've got!? HA!

'''BELLSON:''' ...You lost both your arms! What's the point in fighting me?

'''BLACK KNIGHT:''' Another mere flesh wound! Come on! Have at you!

'''BELLSON:''' What, are you going to KICK me to death? Ha! ''{slices one of the Black Knight's legs off}''

'''BLACK KNIGHT:''' ...That was nothing!

'''BELLSON:''' ...You are a very silly man and I really don't want to be near you.

'''BLACK KNIGHT:''' COWARD!!! ''{Hops, bumping into Bellson over and over}'' TAKE THAT! HA!!!

'''BELLSON:''' ... ''{slices the Black Knight's other leg off}''

'''BLACK KNIGHT:''' ...Is that all! HA! Amateur!

'''BELLSON:''' WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!!! ''{kicks the Black Knight into a tree}''

'''BLACK KNIGHT:''' Come back here! I'll bite your bloody legs off!

'''BELLSON:''' ... ''{walks away}''

''{Meanwhile...}''

''{cut to Gilligan. He is walking down a street when an explosion occurs offscreen}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ...What the crap!?

''{camera spins around to reveal a rather insane-looking guy holding some molotov cocktails}''

'''INSANE GUY:''' GIVE ME YOUR BOOZE OR I'LL THROW ANOTHER ONE!

'''RANDOM PERSON:''' Wouldn't it be easier to just drink the booze inside the molotov cocktails, instead of making them explode?

'''INSANE GUY:''' ... ''{throws a molotov cocktail at the guy}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' STOP RIGHT THERE, CRAZYMAN!

'''INSANE GUY:''' EH?! ''{throws a molotov cocktail at Gilligan, misses}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ... ''{Pulls out grenade launcher}'' Say bye-bye, ditch... ''{Fires}''

'''INSANE GUY:''' ...WHAT THE FLYING F-''{is disintegrated}''

'''GILLIGAN:''' ...What just happ-

''{Cut: Ninja Fox}''

'''NINJA FOX:''' ...I'm booooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeddddddd....ddddddddd........d.

''{A dragon flies by carrying a princess}''

'''DRAGON:''' NYEHEHE! I HAVE GOT YOU, PRINCESS CLICHE!

'''PRINCESS CLICHE:''' AAHH!! HELP ME!!

'''NINJA FOX:''' Oh no! I have to pull off a cliche rescue and save that princess! ''{Runs after the dragon}''

'''DRAGON:''' NYEHEHE! I HAVE TO LAUGH IN ALL OF MY LINES NYEHEHE!

'''NINJA FOX:''' ''{Throws a ninja star at the dragon}''

'''DRAGON:''' NYEHEHOUCH! ''{breaths fire at Ninja Fox}''

'''NINJA FOX:''' ''{Dodges}'' ...You suck at aiming.

'''DRAGON:''' THAT'S BECAUSE I'M A CLICHE! NYEHEHE!

'''NINJA FOX:''' ''{Fires grappling hook. The hook goes down the dragon's throat}''

'''DRAGON:'''''{explodes for no apparent reason}''

''{Princess Cliche lands on Ninja Fox}''

'''NINJA FOX:''' ''{Catches princess cliche. Puts her down}'' I have saved you, princess cliche!

'''PRINCESS CLICHE:''' Yay!

''{A king runs in}''

'''KING:''' For saving my daughter you may have her hand in marriage!

'''NINJA FOX:''' ...Whoah, whoah, whoah! Marriage!? Listen, she's not really my type...

'''KING:''' ...Then why did you save her?

'''NINJA FOX:''' I'm a hero. Thats what heroes do.

'''KING:''' ...I don't understand. You saved my daughter from a dragon for no reason but pure kindness? What?

'''NINJA FOX:''' Its just what I do. She's not my type. I mean, sure, she has big... thingies, but still... not my type.

'''KING:''' You don't like Scots?

''{OOC: HAY GUESS WHAT THAT MEANS}''

'''NINJA FOX:''' ...Scot?

'''KING:''' ...I MEAN SHE'S SCOTTISH, YOU GIT!

''{OOC: Actually, nevermind about the significance of her. It's a stupid idea (which was that she is Sarah).}''

'''NINJA FOX:''' ...Git?

'''KING:''' IT'S A BRITISH CURSE WORD MEANING DUMBASS, YOU BLOODY GIT!

'''NINJA FOX:''' Oh... well up yours, fatty!

''{A few moments later...}''

'''NINJA FOX:''' ''{Thrown in dungeon}''

'''KING:'''''{offscreen}'' AND STAY THERE!

''{camera pans over to show a creepy-looking guy beside Ninja Fox}''

'''NINJA FOX:''' ... ''{Whimpers}''

'''CREEPY GUY:'''''{walks towards Ninja Fox}'' LEZ HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS THANG!

'''NINJA FOX:''' AAAAAAHHHH!!! ''{Knocks the creepy guy out.}''

'''???:''' Psssssh...

'''NINJA FOX:''' Huh? ''{Looks at door}'' ...Princess?

'''PRINCESS CLICHE:''' Yes. It is me.

'''NINJA FOX:''' What are you doing here?

'''PRINCESS CLICHE:''' I'm here to help you escape.

'''NINJA FOX:''' Why?

'''PRINCESS CLICHE:''' Why NOT?

'''NINJA FOX:''' Good point. By the way, I'm getting tired of calling you princess cliche. Is there an ACTUAL name you go by?

'''PRINCESS CLICHE:''' Yes. My name is Sarah. Sarah McAllister.

''{OOC: Yeah, now that I think about it, I will do this.}''

'''NINJA FOX:''' My name is Kyubii. But if anybody asks, my name is NINJA FOX, ULTIMATE NINJA HERO!!!

'''KING:'''''{offscreen}'' QUIET, PRISONER!

'''NINJA FOX:''' SORRY! Anyway, how are you going to get me out of here?

'''SARAH:''' This. ''{smack a brick on the wall, a door opens, leading outside}''

'''NINJA FOX:''' Wow, thanks! But won't you get in trouble with your dad?

'''SARAH:''' I hate my father, and I hate this place. After I set you free, I'm gonna travel to the future!

'''NINJA FOX:''' Hey, good idea! You could even meet a nice guy! Who knows? Well, bye! ''{Exits}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:'''''{warps in}'' Hi, there. I overheard your conversation, and I suggest you travel to this time and this place. ''{pulls out a piece of paper, hands to Sarah}''

'''SARAH:''' Hmm... Okay! ''{leaves}''

'''UNHOLY TRACY:''' Hehehe. ''{pulls out communicator}'' Timeline; Sealed.

'''CHAOS:'''''{from communicator}'' Excellent.

''{cut to Badstar}''

'''BADSTAR:''' ...Okay, seriously, why are we here again?

'''TRACY:''' Well, we pass to go through- ''{point to a large metal gate}'' THAT gate to continue on our trip.

'''BADSTAR:''' ...Why the HELL didn't we do that earlier?

'''TRACY:''' We're all IDIOTS, that's why!

'''BADSTAR:''' True...

'''IM A BELL:''' Well, let's see who's here... Me, Badstar, Tracy...

'''BELLSON:'''''{runs in}'' And Bellson!

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Right, Who else do we need to find?

''{Gilligan and Ninja Fox run in}''

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Okay, good. Is that all?

'''GILLIGAN:''' I think so.

'''IM A BELL:''' Excellent. Badstar, would you read the next location off of the map for us?

'''BADSTAR:''' Its... no.... i-it can't be.....

'''IM A BELL:''' What is it?

'''BADSTAR:''' The next place is.... ''{Gulps}'' ......Winner Labs..........

'''IM A BELL:''' ...What's so bad about Winner Labs?

'''BADSTAR:''' Because... Winner Labs........... is the home.... of my father...

'''IM A BELL:''' Your father was Homeschool Winner?

'''BADSTAR:''' ...Yes.

'''IM A BELL:''' ...Okay.

'''''END OF CHAPTER 2!!!!!'''''

Bell Quest: Live And Reloaded/BQLR2 - Revision history

Poodlemuffin at 21:16, 9 December 2008