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<p>New page: &#039;&#039;&#039;IM A BELL:&#039;&#039;&#039; Uhh... Man, they&#039;re supposed to be he- &#039;&#039;{I Am Bell breaks through the floor and punches Im a bell. 5 seconds later, Bellzar, Stink-Up, I Am ShineZ, I Am Acidgrrl, Watash...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>'''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... Man, they're supposed to be he-<br /> <br /> ''{I Am Bell breaks through the floor and punches Im a bell. 5 seconds later, Bellzar, Stink-Up, I Am ShineZ, I Am Acidgrrl, Watashi Beru, Stinkoman, and 1-up appear}''<br /> <br /> '''I AM BELL:''' WHATISUPMYDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE?!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> '''ACIDGRRL:''' Always gotta push it, huh?<br /> <br /> '''I AM SHINEZ:''' That's right!<br /> <br /> '''I AM BELL:''' Because we're...<br /> <br /> '''I AM BELL &amp; SHINEZ:''' THE WATASHI BROTHERS!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ''These'' are the people that are going to help us save the world?<br /> <br /> '''BELLZAR:'''''{sighs}'' Unfortunately, ye-WAIT, &quot;SAVE THE WORLD&quot;? I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST RESCUING BLING!!!!<br /> <br /> '''STINK-UP:''' With Bling inide a demon, rescuing him ''is'' saving the world.<br /> <br /> '''THE VILLAINS:''' Ahem.<br /> <br /> '''H44WP:''' Did you forget about us?<br /> <br /> '''BELLZAR:''' Yes. Yes we did.<br /> <br /> ''{H44WP punches Bellzar in the face}''<br /> <br /> ''{The villains run to the other side of the room.}''<br /> <br /> '''DEMON BELL:''' You will never get us from over here!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Yes we-oh, wait, for some reason we're stuck in the floor. We can't get them...<br /> <br /> '''BELLZAR:''' Wait, Bellson's over there! Wait, he's tied up. Right.<br /> <br /> '''BELLSON ROBOT:''' Bellson Robot Clone V1. Self destruct.<br /> <br /> ''{The tied up Bellson explodes}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELl:''' Jesus Christ!!! B-Bellson?<br /> <br /> '''JESUS:''' Yeah?<br /> <br /> '''BELLSON:''' What? That was just a robot decoy, so I could run back over here and get you all unstuck.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Now that I think about it, I am unstuck!<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-BLING:''' Yays!<br /> <br /> ''{H44WP Pulls a lever. A million, trillion Homsar robots come out.}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Oh. My. God. <br /> <br /> '''HOMDROIDS:''' DA-A-A! A-A-A! A-A-A! DZZT!<br /> <br /> '''H44WP:''' Meet the Homdroids! Now, prepare to die!!!!<br /> <br /> '''SHINEZ:''' Blaaaaahhhh don't think so! COOLNESS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' It didn't work.<br /> <br /> '''SHINEZ:''' What? But I'm cool!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Hehe...no you're not.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' What are we gonna do?<br /> <br /> '''SHINEZ:''' Uhh... sit here and wait for me to be cool?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' I mean the robots! What are we gonna do about the robots!?<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Find Marvin. He'll just depress them to death.<br /> <br /> '''STINK-UP:''' How about we do this instead?<br /> <br /> ''{Stink-Up put's both of his fists in the air. one glows white and one glows red. His hands glow brighter and brighter by the second. A guitar appears.}''<br /> <br /> '''STINK UP:''' ''{Holding guitar}'' Alright guys follow my lead.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Oh My God! Hold on...<br /> <br /> ''{Im a bell pulls a golden Flying V guitar out. It turns black. Im a bell throws it into the air, and it rtraansfoms into a giant zanpakuto}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' I can fight with the guitar, but I'd like to try out my Ano Yo Kyo-ki [&quot;Underworld Insanity&quot;] out.<br /> <br /> '''STINK-UP:''' NO. We rock. The rock will overload their systems. Or something like that.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Oh. In that case, ''{guitar transforms back to normal}'' So, what song we playin'? Dare To Be Stupid? Freebird? Thick As A Briiiiick?!!<br /> <br /> '''STINK-UP:''' Better. The Party song!!! ''{http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAbuZDLDJ0s This song.}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... Nah. ''{starts playing}'' Put down the chainsaw and listen to meee! It's time for us to join in the fight! It's time to let our babies grow-up to-be cowboys! It's time to let the bedbugs bite!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Let's sing a song we both like. And we better do it quick. The robots are getting here. Let's have a vote. Whoever wants to sing the party song raise your hands.<br /> <br /> ''{Everybody except Im a bell raises their hands.}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' All in favor of playing Thick as a brick raise your hands <br /> <br /> ''{Im a bell, the Hombots, Demon Bell, and H44WP raises their hands}''<br /> <br /> '''H44WP:''' What're we voting for?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' How about this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu1-hW9kmZ8<br /> <br /> '''COW:''' How 'bout [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbJtYqBYCV8 this?]<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Badstar's idea is better.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Alright! Let's rock!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' You start.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' How about Stinkoman starts.<br /> <br /> '''STINKOMAN:''' Fine. ''{Stinkoman begin's playing the guitar. Soon, Stink-Up and Im a bell join in on their guitars.}''<br /> <br /> '''A HOMDROID:''' Dzzzt!!! Cant... Control... functions... must... ''{hold up lighter}'' FREEBIRD!!!!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ''{Singing.}'' must have been blind I missed all the signs, <br /> The hints and the clues you gave me. You think its a game Where no one's to blame And you can decide to save me...<br /> <br /> ''{Im a bell starts singing.}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' When everything's touch and go <br /> And you push that buttons that make me slow til I stop <br /> The pain I can understand <br /> But I can't know everything if everything is suffering... <br /> <br /> '''SHINEZ:''' ''{Singing}'' I don't know what you had in mind.<br /> Is this your ideal waste of time.<br /> I don't know what your here to find.<br /> Maybe It's not much but it's still mine.<br /> <br /> ''{Guitar solo.}''<br /> <br /> '''BELLSON:''' ''{Singing.}'' It must be the end <br /> You told all your friends <br /> Your very own version of things then... <br /> <br /> '''PTER:''' ''{Singing.}'' Don't like to complain <br /> You're not even sane <br /> And that's being kind and flattering <br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:'''''{singing, badly}'' Now that I am Homestar Run...ner, <br /> And you run into me it's just four o'clock, til you mop <br /> The something I can get, <br /> But I know everything if everything is pudding! <br /> <br /> '''1-UP:''' THAT'S MY LINE! Oh, well. ''{Singing badly.}'' And I don't know what pudding had in mind <br /> Is this your ideal waste of pudding? <br /> I don't know what pudding's here to find <br /> It's not much but it's still MY PUDDING!!!!<br /> <br /> '''EBENEEZER:'''''{creepily singing}'' Maybe I'll try to have my doubts <br /> Maybe I'll live with my withouts <br /> Whatever I lose I'll lose again <br /> What's a little fire in all this flame?<br /> <br /> ''{Guitar solo.}''<br /> <br /> '''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Even THAT's creepy! ''{awexome singing voice}'' And I don't know what you had in mind <br /> (Is this your ideal waste of time?) <br /> I don't know what you're here to find <br /> Maybe it's not much<br /> <br /> ''{Guitar solo.}''<br /> <br /> '''ANTHRU-BORG:''' YOU SING LIKE THAT?!!! Wait, why are we even doing this? This is dumb. Oh well. ''{singing}'' I don't know what you had in mind <br /> Is this your ideal waste of time? <br /> I don't know what you're here to find <br /> It's not much but it's still mine <br /> <br /> '''EVERYBODY:''' Don't know what you had in mind <br /> Is this your ideal waste of time? <br /> I don't know what you're here to find <br /> I figured it out it's a waste of time <br /> And it's not MIIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> ''{All the Homdroids explode.}''<br /> <br /> '''H44WP:''' W-WHAT THE PARSLEY FRUIT WAS THAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' That was...<br /> <br /> '''EVERYONE:''' AN IDEAL WASTE OF TIME!!!<br /> <br /> '''KRAXARIO:''' I'll say!<br /> <br /> '''SHINEZ:''' Shut up.<br /> <br /> ''{Everything stops. Cut to everyone in the movie except The villains in a movie theater watching the movie.}''<br /> <br /> '''VEGEROT:''' Hey! Who stopped the movie!?<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' What movie?!!!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Don't you remember the film makers that kept following us around and told us that they were going to turn our adventure into a movie?<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:'''''{blinks}'' Uhh... no. No I don't.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Really!? What were you doing the whole trip!?!?<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Reading Hitchhiker's Guide. Then again, I do remember some guy in a beret yelling at me...<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Hey, the movies back on!<br /> <br /> '''VEGEROT:''' FINALLY!!!<br /> <br /> '''''END OF CHAPTER 8!!!'''''<br /> <br /> '''ALL:''' Awww, c'mon!!!!!</div>

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