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<p>New page: &#039;&#039;{The limo swerves around, crashes through a sign that say&#039;s &quot;You are now leaving free country usa.&quot;, and swerves off a cliff.}&#039;&#039; &#039;&#039;&#039;IM A BELL:&#039;&#039;&#039; VEGEROT! deploy the rocket boosters!!! ...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>''{The limo swerves around, crashes through a sign that say's &quot;You are now leaving free country usa.&quot;, and swerves off a cliff.}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' VEGEROT! deploy the rocket boosters!!!<br /> <br /> &lt;!--remember, the base was on that cliff!--&gt;<br /> ''{rockets come out of the front of the limo. It is propelled back onto the edge of the cliff. A large metal warhouse is there. cut to the inside of the warehouse}''<br /> <br /> '''?????:''' Oh, crap. Guys, they're here!<br /> <br /> '''????-?????:''' What are we doing here? We are supposed to be on the cliff farther away.<br /> <br /> '''?? ? ????:''' I have an idea to keep them stalled long enough for us to leave.<br /> &lt;!--Wrong cliff!--&gt;<br /> <br /> ''{cut back to the limo. a hobo is trying to wash the windows}''<br /> <br /> '''HOBO:''' Uhh... wash yer windas ma'am?<br /> <br /> '''VEGEROT:''' For the last time, NO! Wait, did you just call me &quot;ma'am&quot;?!!!!<br /> <br /> ''{cut back to inside the warehouse}''<br /> <br /> '''????-?????:''' Nice plan!<br /> <br /> '''?? ? ????:''' That wasn't my plan!<br /> <br /> '''?????:''' Well, what was it then?<br /> <br /> '''?? ? ????:''' ''{Whispers into ????-?????' ear.}''And get the map while you are at it!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to window they do not notice ????? and ?? ? ???? leaving the fake warehouse. They also don't notice ????-????? flying in a small ship thingy.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Well, it's a very long way to this Extremely Spooky Cliff. let's go.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' It won't take that long. Vegerot, warp speed please.<br /> <br /> '''VEGEROT:''' It won't work. You see, we used up all it's power the first time.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Crap. Well, everyone, get out. we gotta walk around the cliff to the other cliff-WHAT THE CRAP IS THAT?!!!!<br /> <br /> ''{????-?????'s ship flies over the limo. the ship latches on, carrying the limo and everyone to the other side of the cliff. When the limo lands, it detaches from the ship}''<br /> <br /> ''{Everybody get's out. ????-????? laughs eviilly.}''<br /> <br /> '''????-?????:''' HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now, to make things harder for you!!! ''{The ship fires lazer blast at everybody.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Oh, my GOD! You destroyed my limo! That costed me Two hundred bucks!<br /> <br /> ''{pan left to show Vegerot's hair is on fire}''<br /> <br /> '''VEGEROT:''' You burned my hair! You're gonna pay! CHEA...TA...HA...ME...HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> ''{Vegerot destroys ????-?????'s ship}''<br /> <br /> '''????-?????:''' Ummm.... please don't kill me.<br /> <br /> '''VEGEROT:''' Remove the question marks from your name, and I won't. Aw,crap!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' HA! Now you can't use attacks anymore! ''{to Badstar}'' I made him a bet. If he says something that breaks the Fourth Wall, he can't... use... attacks... Aw crap.<br /> <br /> ''{????-????? was repairing his ship. He get's back in it, starts it, and laughs evilly.}''<br /> <br /> ''{everyone stares at Im a bell, angry}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... hehe... c'mon guys! You've seen the destruction he's called! Besides, he agreed to the bet!<br /> <br /> ''{everyone except Im a bell stares at Vegerot, angry}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' You shouldn't be anger him. he might attack. Oh, wait, he can't! Haha!<br /> <br /> ''{A mechanical hand comes out of the ship and snatches the map out of Badstar's hand's}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' What the f-<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' HEY! Did you just se that? He took my screenplay!<br /> <br /> '''VEGEROT:''' Uhh... So, that WASN'T the map?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' No.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Well, where is it then?<br /> <br /> '''????-?????:''' I stole that too! ''{Holds up map.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' OH, ''{Bleep}''!<br /> <br /> ''{Everybody stares at Badstar with mouths wide open. (even ????-?????. he drops the map, which somehow has a brick tied to it. It lands on Im a bell's head)}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Aw, holy frickin' sh-Uhh... where's MY bleep?!!<br /> <br /> '''?????:'''''{from communicator}'' Uh, boss's dyin'!<br /> <br /> ''{darkness spills out of Im a bell's head wound and into the communicator}''<br /> <br /> '''?????:'''''{from communicator}'' Hey, thank Im a bell. His anti-energy from wounds saved the boss!<br /> <br /> ''{????-????? picks the map back up and warps away.}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' ...''{Bleep}''<br /> <br /> '''EVERYBODY EXCEPT IM A BELL:''' STOP SAYING ''{Bleep}''<br /> <br /> ''{????-?????'s communicator falls to the ground}''<br /> <br /> '''?? ? ????:'''''{from communicator}'' did you thank him? hello? ''{Peelb}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' A backwards bleep? That can only be one person!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Senor Cardgage?<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' What? Ew! No, I was talking about King Henry!<br /> <br /> '''VEGEROT:''' Uhh... isn't he dead?<br /> <br /> '''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Well, I'm dead? Do you have a problem with that? Are you racist against dead people? Huh? HUH? HUH?!!!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Ummm... guys? We have problems. We lost the map, we don't know were we are, and our car is destroyed.<br /> <br /> '''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Grrr... Ya know what? I'm outta here. I'll be... food... for the rest of eternity.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Can I join you? Dang... Supra sam... destroying 1-up sprite comics...<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Guys! Cheer up! Bling is depending on us!<br /> <br /> '''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Wait, we're saving Bling?!!!!! Uhh... forget everything I said about leaving!<br /> <br /> '''BELLSON:''' Why?<br /> <br /> '''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' Uhh...<br /> <br /> ''{cut to a laboratory. NeoStinkomech is there. Bling rises from a table}''<br /> <br /> '''NEOSTINKOMECH:''' It's Alive! ALIIIIIIIIVVVE!!!!!!!!<br /> <br /> ''{cut back to wherever we were just at}''<br /> <br /> '''NEOSTINKOMAN:''' No reason.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Let's go! Homeschool, do you think you can build a new car?<br /> <br /> '''HOMESCHOOL:''' Well, I need... a twig, a giant model of Don Patch, and some tea!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:'''''{to himself}'' show-off.<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Maybe there's another way.''{Looks at Homsar}'' Hmmmm.... I have a plan!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Everybody except Homsar standing on Squeaky.}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Uhh... Fly... Squeaky?<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' Bell, this is HOMSAR we are talking about. Sqeauky, don't fly.<br /> <br /> ''{Everybody flies up.}''<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' So... how are we gonna get there if we don't have a map?<br /> <br /> '''EBENEEZER FINKLEHÖLLER:''' Wha? oh, well, I had the map the whole time!<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' WHAT?!!! GIVE IT HERE!<br /> <br /> ''{Ebeneezer pulls the map out of his pants}''<br /> <br /> '''BADSTAR:''' On second thought, you hold it.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the lair. The evil guys are staring at the monitor.}''<br /> <br /> '''?? ? ????:''' THEY HAVE THE MAP!?!? Anti-Bling, you are so fired!<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-BLING (????-?????):'''''{angry}'' One, that ain't our map! I can see it's also a map odf everyone in FCUSA under the age of 20's houses. <br /> <br /> '''?????:''' uhh... EW!<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-BLING:''' And Two, you idiots aren't supposed to reveal our names until they get here! Okay, Ll?<br /> <br /> '''LL E BAMI (?? ? ????):''' Uhh... YOU JUST REVEALED ''MY'' NAME!<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-BLING:''' Look, the readers obviously have figured that you're Ll by now. &quot;Im a bell's negative energy&quot;, &quot;Backwards Bleep&quot;, and our freakin' hidden names are just question marks over the letters!<br /> <br /> &lt;!--hello?!!!--&gt;<br /> <br /> '''H44WP:''' Don't call us idiots! We are the most evil guy's ever! YOU ARE FIRED!!!<br /> <br /> '''LL E BAMI:''' YEAH! NOW GET OUT OF OUR SIGHT!!!!!<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-BLING:''' Uhh... Oh MY GOD! Um, jeez, were we even gonna reveal H44WP?!! Oh, and you can keeep the collectors' plates!<br /> <br /> ''{cut to the Bling search party. Anti-Bling appears}''<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-BLING:''' Hi, uhh, look, H44WP fired me, and, I'm joinin' you from now on.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Wait, Homsar44withpie is behind this?!!!!<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-BLING:''' And Ll e bami!<br /> <br /> '''BELLSON:''' Uhh... isn't he supposed to exist if Im a bell's dead?<br /> <br /> '''ANTI-BLING:''' I guess not. I'm gonna transport you guy's to the extremeley spooky cliff now.<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Waitaminute, Ll IS supposed to only exist if i'm dead! Wait, when was the last time I died?<br /> <br /> '''VEGEROT:''' Yesterday. Oh, by the way, you're still dead. I think I can see wings growin' outta your back!<br /> <br /> '''IM A BELL:''' Man, once I get Bling, I am going to destroy H44WP!<br /> <br /> '''END OF CHAPTER 3! 7 MORE CHAPTERS TO GO!'''</div>

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