Bellstrom: /* Epilogue */

2008-08-09T00:58:43Z

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'''DEMON BELL:''' Who...

'''H44WP:''' The...

'''BOTH:''' TENDERBREAD?!!!!

'''MYSTERIOUS VOICE:''' Skypeia, Jose unt Gorge!

''{pan out to show it is Alpha Cram on the Chimer}''

'''ALPHA CRAM:''' Me are posted. Me no agree. Me travel base kill.

'''I AM BELL:''' I'll translate. "I saw what you did. I was angry. I came here to stop you."

''{Demon Bell and H44WP look at each other and then Alpha Cram. They burst out laughing.}''

'''ALPHA CRAM:''' Get my belt. Go to my locker and GET MY BELT!!!!!

''{Alpha Cram fires an electrical blast at H44WP.}''

'''DEMON BELL:''' ...Whoa.

'''ALPHA CRAM:''' LV2: Underworld gong!

''{Alpha Cram fires a larger electrical blast at Demon Bell}''

'''DEMON BELL:''' OW!

''{Alpha Cram continues firing elecrtic blast's at the two villains. A huge electric blast hit's Demon Bell and turns him back into Pure Watashi.}''

'''PURE WATASHI:''' ...Crap.

'''ALPHA CRAM:''' Sectionify!

''{Alpha Cram fires a gigantic red bolt of energy into Pure Watashi. Bling flies out of him and he reverts back to Ll e bami}''

'''LL E BAMI:''' NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

''{A portal opens up on the chimer. Ll and H44WP get sucked in. The portal closes. A floppy disc pops out.}''

'''I AM BELL:''' ...Woah. Uhh... What now?

'''BELLSON:''' That was quick. How are we gonna finish this chapter?

'''BADSTAR:''' How about we start closing plot holes?

'''BELLSON:''' Grood idea. Also, let's stop breaking the 4th wall.

'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Holds up a list of plot holes.}'' Let's see... plot hole#1:Im a bell. Where is he?

''{a rip in space appears. Im a bell's spirit is there}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Unfortunately, the ray didn't only zap me into a different universe, it killed me. And with Ll in the real world, I'm not immortal. I'll come back someday. But for now, bye... ''{dissapears}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Plot hole#2:1-up and Kyubii. Where are they? Last time we saw them, they were trying find me. What happened?

'''1-UP:''' You see, we were running around looking for you, when all of a sudden, an inverted me-

'''PU-1 (INVERT 1-UP):''' Yo.

'''1-UP:'''''{slightly annoyed}'' -an inverted me came and captured us. plot hole#3: Homestar's Sammich. Why no give to Badstar?

'''HOMESTAR:''' I was hungry. Plot hole#4:Anthru-Borg & Kraxario. The haven't appeared much. Although apparently, they are always here. How come?

'''KRAXARIO:''' Well, Uhh... the writers didn't really think of much lines for us. Plot hole#5:"Everybody else, run away screaming!" where are they?

'''BADSTAR:''' Still running and screaming. How many more plot holes are there?

'''I AM BELL:''' I got two more! Why is H44WP on the side of evil, and why does Ebeneezer somehow appear everywhere, even though w left him to drown in Chapter 6?

'''BADSTAR:''' 1: It involved something bad happening to Bling. 2: He's a zombie. Alright, one more. How did Alpha Cram fire electric blasts, turn Ll back to normal, and open a portal?

'''BELLSON:''' Actually, the second one doesn't work. He means "Why is Ebeneezer in more than one place"? Oh, and, he's kinda a unintentional world-bending virus. I mean, when he escaped the Chimer, he transformed the entire world into Sweet Cuppin' Cakes!

'''BADSTAR:''' I guess the Ebeneezer question is a plot hole that will remain unsolved. So, what now? We can't this chapter short.

'''I AM BELL:''' Uhh... why don't we go find where Bling flew off to?

'''BADSTAR:''' Good idea.

''{cut to Bling and the female invert Anti-Bling hugging}''

'''EVERYBODY:''' Awwwwwwww......

'''A COMPLETELY RANDOM GUY:''' Randomize!!!!

''{the base warps. Bling and female invert Bling (Blingette) become millions of [[Wikipedia:Squidbillies|vampire squids]]}''

''{Cut to a white space. Badstar is there.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' Here's a little explanaition, so you guys watching the movie won't get creeped out.

''{Cut to Badstar at a whiteboard. on it is a drawing of anti-bling and blingette.}''

'''BADSTAR:''' The difference: Blingette does not have any horns. And she isn't evil for no apparent reason. Now we continue with your regular movie.

''{The movie stops.Cut to the theater.}''

'''VEGEROT:''' ...wow. That was great.

'''OBNOXIOUS FAN (POSSIBLY QUAGMIRE):''' YeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahohmygodohmygodohmygodAWEXOMEAWEXOMEAWEXOME!!!!! ''{calms down}'' Ahem. Giggity.

''{The movie continues.}''

'''I AM BELL:''' Um? Okay... ''{kills random guy. everything becomes normal}''

'''BADSTAR:''' So... what do we do with the floppy disk?

'''I AM BELL:''' Leave that to me.

''{Cut to 20X6. The stinko-wing is flying high above the lava zone.}''

'''20X6 COW:''' ''{pops up and screen freezes.}'' This is maddnes! Madness... THIS IS 20X6!!!!!!

''{Cow puncher goes away.}''

== Epilogue ==
'''I AM BELL:''' Bye!

''{I am bell drops the floppy disc onto Saargtsson's head, the disc then bounces into the lava}''

'''SAARGTSSON:''' OW! What the?

'''NARRATOR:''' And so ends a wonderful story. But unfortunately, the villains would survive and H44WP would brainwash Ll and everybody in 20X6, and get extremely close to killing Im a bell and friends. But that, is another story.

''{The screen fades to black. The words, The End appear on the screen in big gold letters. Cut back to the theater.}''

'''BELLSON:''' ...That, was the greatest thing, I have ever seen. Say, I wonder where Bell's run off to.

''{Cut to outside of the theater. Everyone is watching Im a bell who is in the middle of the road}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Oh, hey ever-

''{Im a bell is hit by a truck}''

'''BADSTAR:''' So... should we show everyone the trailer for the seqeul?

'''IM A BELL:'''''{just a head}'' S-sure...''{dies}''

''{Cut to a black screen. Words in gold fade in.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Coming Soon to a HRFWiki near you...

''{Cut to a poorbt finding the floppy disk.}''

'''POORBT:''' What's this?

''{Cut back to the black screen. New words fade in.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Bell Quest II: Cow Quest!

''{Cut to H44WP zapping Ll with the mind control ray. Cut to him in front of a mind controlled army of every single 20X6 character.}''

'''H44WP:''' I want all of you to capture these two for me! ''{Holds up two pictures. One picture has Im a bell, and the other has Badstar.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' When H44WP is unleashed... The world as we know it will be... FOLLOWING THE RULES!!!!!

''{Cut to a black screen. Gold words appear}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Coming A Month 2007.

''{cut back to the theater}''

'''BADSTAR:''' So... WHO'S READY FOR THE AFTER PARTY!?!?

'''IM A BELL:''' Thanks to my power of plotholes, I'm somehow alive and in one piece! ''{gets hit by another truck}'' Er...

''{1 HOUR LATER...}''

'''IM A BELL:''' Back to normal! Er... Why have the afterparty now? We already started Bell Quest II!

'''COW:''' I dunno. I got back to saving you.

'''IM A BELL:''' Er... Wait, did you just try to fill a plothole? I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''COW:''' Ah no! Oh, and ''where'' is my cameo?

'''BADSTAR:''' Ummm... if we are here... who are those people?

''{Cut to a real life theater. The real life Badstar, Bell, and Cow Puncher are there.}''

'''CONNOR {REAL LIFE BADSTAR}: ''' Holy. carp.

'''KEITH (REAL LIFE IM A BELL):''' Oh Crap. I DO read too much Bob and George. Er... I feel like destroying somethi- Oh, ''{bleep}''. My HRFWiki form is trying to escape. Er... I seem less insane and somewhat retarded than usual...

'''DANIELL (REAL COW):''' Hey, Connor, where did you put the Mayo?

'''KEITH:''' Danielle, now that there's no possible way of this being a fourth wall break, why are you using your bro's username?

'''CONNOR:''' It's her real name.

'''KEITH:''' I meant that she's editing with her bro's account. I wanted to know why.

'''DANILLE:''' My brother had to edit his userpage, but I started using it. <s>Hold on, I'll change.</s> Done

'''KEITH:''' Er... Is it even possible to use strikethrough here? Oh well. Um... Where is this theater?!!!

'''DANILLE:''' Hey, um, I'll call Claire. (Shwoo)

'''CLAIRE (REAL SHWOO):''' Yes?

'''KEITH:''' Yeah, uh, we'd want to know where the ''{bleep}'' this ''{bleep}''ing theater is. It cann't be FCUSA or any of those fictional places, because we're real. Wait, you see that red fadey lkndd over there? Oh god. This must be- Calm down. No HSR references...

'''CONNOR:''' This theater is in the real world.

'''KEITH:''' I can see that, but WHERE in the ''{bleep}''ing real world?!!!

'''DANILLE:''' I think in Conch street adress 4232446 that guy's phone number 555-777-223

'''CONNOR:'''...Wow. Keith, your right. you have been reading too much Bob and George. Right, Nate?

''{Camera zooms out a bit to reveal Nate from "Bob and George" sitting next to Connor.}''

'''NATE:''' ''{Nods}''

'''KEITH:''' For a second, I thought you said "a bit of Nate".

'''CHADLING:''' ''{Next to Keith.}'' LETS GET OUt OF HERE AND GET ICE CREAM!!! ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'''DANILLE:''' Look at this! [[Bell Quest/10inengrish]]

'''KEITH:''' The ''{bleep}''?!!! ...Is this over? I sure hope so. ''{gets up, walks off}''

'''END.'''

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Bellstrom: /* Epilogue */