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'''summary:''' As Barry Bird checks his email, a robot named, Sobot, self-promotes his email show.

'''CAST:''' Barry Bird

'''Scene:''' Computer Room

'''Page Title:''' Compyman

'''Date:''' November 8, 2015

==Transcript==
'''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{typing "barrybirdemails.exe"}'' No, there is no email intro today.

<blockquote class=barrybird>
<div>Subject: Hi there</div>
Dear Barry Berd,<br>
<br>
Was there a time when you became a<br>
mass media sellout? Do you have waays<br>
to promote your email show.<br>
<br>
.........from Casey<br>
Slipknot, Iowa
</blockquote>

'''BARRY:''' ''{types}'' No Corey Taylor, there wasn't a time when I became a sellout. And even if I was, I will still be a cool son-of-a-bitch. So with that sai-

'''SOBOT:''' ''{enters the screen}'' DEWITOS! AM I RIGHT?

'''BARRY:''' ''{looks at him uncomfortably}'' Dafuq?

'''SOBOT:''' Oh hai Barry. Don't miss out on my new email show coming to Wiki User Wiki, entitled, Sobot Emails, or as I like to call it, soemails.exe! Presented by Subway and Taco Bell. And catch an all new ''Gotham'' this Monday on Fox.

'''BARRY:''' Um... no. I'm not gonna look at your shitty Strong Bad knockoff show. Wait, no! Yeah. And who really gives a shit about email shows nowadays? No wait, yeah! Seriously, do you have humor.

'''SOBOT:''' I have epic dank memes over 9,000 SPADINNER MLP:FIM PINGAS DREW PICKLES. Seriously, people should check out my email show. I would even set a Patreon account for my crap!

'''BARRY:''' Um ProhibitTheBas- er, I mean TVB, already sold himself out with his food review show on YouTube, ''TVBRobotnik Eats Something,'' as well as hosting a Patreon for that show. Even Channel Awesome is disappointed with this. That's not all, he abandoned his movie review show on this WUW. Not to mention, he's part of a commentary community alongside the acts like youngbloodfantasy91, TOGProfessor, MrSirRaven, and all these other people in a community. ''{cuts to a closeup of Barry himself}'' Seriously, motherfuckers! Check him out! ''{cuts back to the computer room}'' So does it even matter anymore?

'''SOBOT:''' Look bitch. He is a complete whore who has nothing to do, since he's a lonely Autistic 21-year-old dank who goes on the computer all day and jacks-i mean goofs off at college and work. So there is a point of him selling out.

''{five second pause}''

'''BARRY:''' Get out.

'''SOBOT:''' Oh, sorry?

'''BARRY:''' Wait, I'm sorry. Did I stutter? I meant JOHN CENA!

''{John Cena theme song plays as Sobot runs away}''

'''SOBOT:''' ''{offscreen}'' Must. Resist. The WWE Superslam.

''{music stops abruptly}''

'''BARRY:''' ''{types}'' Now that I thought about it, selling out is a-okay! And I love every bit of capitalism and money! Rate, comment, subscribe, and share, everyone! Till next time!

''{the paper comes down}''

{{paper|[[Barry Bird Emails/inbox|Click here to Email Barry Bird]]|at bbemail@clamburger.org}}

==Fun Facts==
*Yes, TVBRobotnikReturns is PTB's channel on YouTube. He makes commentaries, mashups, and his food review show, ''TVBRobotnik Eats Something.'' Check him out, because I am a self-promoting whore. Don't believe me, just watch? I'll uptown funk you up! [https://www.youtube.com/user/TVBRobotnikReturns]

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TheValentineBros: Created page with "'''summary:''' As Barry Bird checks his email, a robot named, Sobot, self-promotes his email show. '''CAST:''' Barry Bird '''Scene:''' Computer Room '''Page Title:''' Compy..."