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'''summary:''' COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!

'''CAST:''' Barry Bird

'''Scene:''' Computer Room

'''Page Title:''' Compyman

'''Date:''' January 14, 2014

==Transcript==
'''BARRY:''' ''{as he types barrybirdemails.exe; singing}'' COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE EMAIL JAM!

<blockquote class=barrybird>
<div>Subject: SPACE SLAM JAM BAM BOOZLED</div>
GO ON AND JAM<br>
AND WELCOME TO THE SLAM<br>

DEAR BARRY BORD YOU ARE INVITED THE THE ONE OF A<br>
KIND SPACE SLAM JAM BAM BOOZLE<br>
PACK YOUR BAGS BARRY!!

LOVE THE SPLACE JAM SLAM MAN BAM BOOZLE
</blockquote>

'''BARRY:''' ''{types}'' Charles Barkley? is that you? Holy mother of god, it is! I'm-a ''{singing voice}'' going. ''{talks normally}'' Ready or not, here I come, Barkley!

'''BOSS BOO:''' ''{appears out of nowhere}'' What in the name of fuck are you doing, nigga!

'''BARRY:''' Um, you're having a day off today. I got you 2 tickets to see comedian Lisa Lampenelli live at the Y2K Theatre here in town. The seats are in Lisa's fat stomach. ''{hands Boss Boo the tickets}'' IT'S GONNA BE GREAT, I TELL YA!

'''BOSS BOO:'''Oh my god. Count me in, buddy!

'''BARRY:''' See you!

''{as Boss Boo leaves; scene cuts to the Space Jam}''

'''QUAD CITY DJs:''' COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM! COME ON AND SLAM! YEAH! YOU WANNA JAM!

'''BARRY:''' ''{appears on the screen}'' what is up? Where is my main man, Barkley.

'''MICHAEL BAY:''' ''{appears out of nowhere}'' I'm ''{singing voice}'' here.

'''BARRY:''' Wait, you're Uwe Boll! I mean, Michael Bay! I should've known.

'''MICHAEL:''' Why hi barry. You look nice today. Wanna play a video game?

'''BARRY:''' You bastard, you ruined everything... with explosions, you stinko! And plus, where is Barkley?

'''MICHAEL:''' I was boxing with him, and he got cancer.

''{dramatic music plays as Barry and the Quad City DJs gasp}''

'''BARRY:''' Now who's gonna shit-remix him after what you did, you bastard?

'''MICHAEL:''' No one, you birdy mein bird.

'''BARRY:''' THAT'S IT! ''{shoots Michael Bay in the face}'' Now tell me, where is Charles Barkley? You got red all over your sh-oh wait, you're dead. Okay, off to see him.

''{the title screen said, "MICHAEL BAY! ???-2014" for 5 seconds, and then cut to the words, "Meanwhile" as scene cuts to Lisa Lapenelli's stomach, with Boss Boo sitting in the chair}''

'''BOSS BOO:''' She's even funnier inside her stomach.

''{the paper comes down}''

==Easter Eggs==
Okay, you want an easter egg. Fine then. Click on your mouth to shut the fuck up.

==Fun Facts==
See Easter Eggs.

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TheValentineBros: /* Transcript */

TheValentineBros: Created page with ''''summary:''' COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM! '''CAST:''' Barry Bird '''Scene:''' Computer Room '''Page Title:''' Compyman '''Date:''' January 14, 2014 ==Transcri...'