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'''summary:''' Barry Bird becomes an internet critic

'''CAST:''' Barry Bird, Really Reilly, Frankly Frank

'''Scene:''' Computer Room

'''Page Title:''' Compyman

'''Date:''' November 16, 2015

==Transcript==
'''BARRY BIRD:''' ''{types "barrybirdemails.exe"}'' Who needs an email intro right now?

<blockquote class=barrybird>
<div>Subject: Hey motherfucker!</div>
You should be an internet critic.<br>
You will be the next Doug Walker or the next<br>
James Rolfe.<br>
-Randy
</blockquote>

'''BARRY:''' ''{types}'' Ooh, I dunno about that. I mean, WUW isn't a site where people have to review everything and make unnecessary subplots or plotholes. It's already bad enough.

''{scene cuts to Barry in his Nostalgia Critic outfit, sitting in an empty room at the table, looking directly to the camera}''

'''BARRY:''' Hello, I am the Bird Critic. I remember it, because tweet tweet. And now what I'm gonna do is SCREAM DIRECTLY TOWARDS THE CAMERA OUT LOUD THAT I MAKE TV TRASH SEEM LIKE HAPPY VIDEO GAME NERD! And tonight, we're reviewing the worst cartoon ever, because nobody touched it before. It's the one, the only, ''{scene cuts to a paper written in scribbles as}'' "Where the Dead Go to Die." ''{cuts back to Barry}'' I mean seriously, it makes Cool Cat look like Foodfight. WHAT A SHITLOAD OF FUCK! PIECE OF COWABUNGA SHIT! TITTIES! So let's have a look-see.

''{title card reads, "40 minutes of bitchfits and rage quits (followed by pointless cameos) later," as scene cuts back to him}''

'''BARRY:''' So that was "Where the Dead Go to Die." And yes, it needs to fuck off and die! I don't need to explain how bad it is. I explained about the plot! It sucks! There. Subscribe, and give this video thumbs up, and share it to millions of people on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Vine, and Instagram, because I need more money, and I need you to donate at my Patreon because I am a prostitute. I'm the Bird Critic, and remember, I'm your next Cinema Snob.

'''REALLY REILLY:''' And cut! ''{stops filming as scene cuts to the birds eye view (get it, cause Barry is also a bird? am i rite?}'' Good job, let's upload it to YouTube. Millions of people will love it.

'''FRANKLY FRANK:''' Uh, I just uploaded it, and only three people disliked it.

''{5 second pause}''

'''BARRY:''' Frank you motherf-!

''{scene cuts back to the computer room}''

'''BARRY:''' ''{types}'' See? This is why I can't make reviews. I'm just not cut out for it.

'''NARRATOR:''' But TVB (aka: PTB) is.

'''BARRY:''' Shut up, Meg. ''{types}'' So if anything, I'm gonna upload some gameplay videos. Probably some pony FNAF hentai. Something! Anything! Probably the Top 10 Best Strong Bad Emails. ''{stops typing, 5 second pause}'' WAIT! THAT'S IT! ''{leaves the screen}''

'''BOSS BOO:''' ''{offscreen}'' That's my camera you dingus!

''{the paper comes down}''

{{paper|[[Barry Bird Emails/inbox|Click here to Email Barry Bird]]|at bbemail@clamburger.org}}

==Easter Eggs==
*Click on the word, "Emails" at the end to see a bonus scene/

''{scene cuts to an empty room with Really Reilly and Frankly Frank}''

'''FRANKLY FRANK:''' So basically, we're gonna have a ton of dislikes in his Top 10 Best Strong Bad Emails countdown.

'''REALLY REILLY:''' Well, let's hope it's his opinion only.

'''FRANKLY FRANK:''' Don't you mean ''{snarks}'' an opi-onion?

''{5 second pause}''

''REALLY REILLY:''' ''{looking unsatisfied}'' Get out.

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TheValentineBros: Created page with "'''summary:''' Barry Bird becomes an internet critic '''CAST:''' Barry Bird, Really Reilly, Frankly Frank '''Scene:''' Computer Room '''Page Title:''' Compyman '''Date:'''..."