Barry Bird Emails/brawl - Revision history

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'''summary:''' THERE'S GONNA BE A BRAWL TONIGHT.

'''CAST:''' Barry Bird

'''Scene:''' Computer Room

'''Page Title:''' Compyman

'''Date:''' September 21, 2013

==Transcript==
'''BARRY:''' ''{as he types barrybirdemails.exe}'' EMAIL! Something. I don't really know the rest.

<blockquote class=barrybird>
<div>Subject: HEY FUCKER</div>
MY EMAIL SHOW IS TOTALLY BETTER THAN YOURS<BR>
WANNA BRAWL<BR>

also, what is your favorite food or something iunno<br>

love,<br>

Raggonix
</blockquote>

'''BARRY:''' Hey thanks. i really lov-wait. YOUR EMAIL SHOW?! It's better than me? ''{laughs sinisterly}'' you gotta be fucking kidding me! You think i would be worse? Huh bud? You think i would answer favorite food? Well, if I did, then i would, I dunno, SELL OUT! But no, I don't sell out like you do. Here, I got a great idea, ya little bitch! I already got your email address, so stay put.

''{Barry types out the following email}''

<blockquote class=barrybird>
<div>To: DRraggonixkingofshit@gmail.com</div>
Dearest Raggonix,<br>
Come to my house over at 666 Birdly avenue<br>
So that we can brawl together, and i can bitchslap<br>
you, ya fuck!<br>
<br>
Also, what is your favorite soda?<br>
<br>
Regards,<br>
Barry Bird
</blockquote>

'''BARRY:''' There we go! ''{sends email}'' LETS-A SEND!

''{the title card reads 1 hour later before cutting to the front door}''

'''BARRY:''' Okey-dokey, he should be there in any minute.

''{knock on the door}''

'''BARRY:''' Hmm, wonder who that could be. ''{opens the door to see no one}'' Shit! Ding dong ditch again. Goddamnit. Oh well. I was going to assume it was him, but... ''{as he walks back inside}'' OH FUCKING WE-!

''{Raggonix appears jumping inside the house on top of Barry, grabbing his arms and legs}''

'''RAGGONIX:''' Yo, nigga! I have a better email show than you.

'''BARRY:''' You think that's right, having a better email show than me? We're equally ripoffs to Strong Bad, with the emphasis of comedies coming from Lewis Black or George Carlin... or maybe something.

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		+	{{paper\|[[Barry Bird Emails/inbox\|Click here to Email Barry Bird]]\|at bbemail@clamburger.org}}

	==Easter Eggs==		==Easter Eggs==

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	'''BARRY:''' You think that's right, having a better email show than me? We're equally ripoffs to Strong Bad, with the emphasis of comedies coming from Lewis Black or George Carlin... or maybe something.		'''BARRY:''' You think that's right, having a better email show than me? We're equally ripoffs to Strong Bad, with the emphasis of comedies coming from Lewis Black or George Carlin... or maybe something.

−	{{~~inprogress~~}}	+	'''RAGGONIX:''' Are you telling me that I'm a ripoff too?
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		+	'''BARRY:'''We all are. So can please, just the two of us, get along?
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		+	''{heartwarming music plays as tears fall from Raggonix eyes for 5 seconds, and the record scratches}''
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		+	'''RAGGONIX:''' FUCK NO, YOU FAG!
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		+	'''BARRY:''' So I'm related to a cigarette, right?
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		+	'''RAGGONIX:''' Who's a cigarette, cigar? ''{punches Barry to the ground}''
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		+	'''BARRY:''' Dayum! ''{blood drips out of Barry's nose}'' Goddamn this episode.
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		+	''{the paper comes down}''
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		+	==Easter Eggs==
		+	*None tonight.
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		+	==Fun Facts==
		+	*NONE TONIGHT GODDAMN YOU!!!