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<p>Created page with &#039;==About== New neighbors?! Holy shazzam! Cast: Ashley, Alfonzo, Ert Plus, Dan, Pete, George, James Places: The Store, Dan&#039;s Apartment, Vacant Apartment Date: February 22, 200...&#039;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>==About== <br /> <br /> New neighbors?! Holy shazzam!<br /> <br /> Cast: Ashley, Alfonzo, Ert Plus, Dan, Pete, George, James<br /> <br /> Places: The Store, Dan's Apartment, Vacant Apartment<br /> <br /> Date: February 22, 2009<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to The Store. Alfonzo and Ashley are shopping}''<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Thanks again for helping me shop. Mom's busy today so I had to take care of shopping today.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Hey it's no problem. Any time.<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Thanks ''{Kisses Alfonzo on the cheek}'' When she gets wrapped up in business crap, it like takes over her life.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Business? What's going on with the apartments?<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Might be getting a new resident staying on the first floor.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' What? Really?<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Yeah. She got the call last night. They're going to check it out today.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Today? Uh oh.<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Why? What's wrong?<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Ert, Dan, and Pete are messing around with the refridgerator/time machine thingy}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' If my calculations are correct, we should be able to target the year 1936 and pull your past self into the present.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Sweet deals! This is gonna be crazy awesome.<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Wait. Won't that like affect the past or something? Like blow up the space-time continuum or explode the universe?<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Nah. Thanks to my amazingness, I've created a program to prevent that.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Great. Now turn it on!!<br /> <br /> ''{Ert types in the year 1936 on the console and presses a few buttons}''<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Run sequence: &quot;Retrieval&quot;. Target: &quot;Peterson, Daniel&quot;<br /> <br /> ''{The machine opens up to reveal the time portal and it begins to flash. Alfonzo bursts through the front door and runs into the kitchen}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' WAIT! Guys, stop!<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Why? Messing around with this kinda stuff is what keeps people watching the show!<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Yeah, butt out! I wanna meet me again!<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' And me.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Yeah! ''{To Ert}'' Hey, Ert. Were tacos invented back then?<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Dunno.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Maybe we can find Paco too!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' No! Turn it off! Your gonna scare away people that might possibly be more intelligent than you! ''{Pauses}'' Actually... they're almost definitely smarter than you guys.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' What do you mean?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Someone might be renting downstairs!<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' WHAT?! Stop the machine!<br /> <br /> ''{Ert turns off the machine}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' You mean to tell me that there might be other people living downstairs if they like it down there?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' They might be our age. And they might play instruments...<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Stares into space}'' Ska band...<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Dude that's sweet. We gotta go check em out.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' No! Just stay up here and don't be too loud. We want them to feel welcome, not terrified for their lives.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Are you gonna go meet them?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Yes.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' No fair! I wanna meet em too!<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Dude I'll bring them up here later, just chill out.<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Alright.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Good. I'll see you later then.<br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo leaves. Silence for a few seconds, then Dan turns to Ert}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' Fire it up.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Sweet. ''{Ert turns the machine back on}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Vacant Apartment downstairs. The door opens and two guys walk in. They're both college aged}''<br /> <br /> '''GEORGE:''' This is pretty sweet. I could live here for a while.<br /> <br /> '''JAMES:''' Yeah. Once we seal the deal with the landlady, I'll call Thomas and Andrew. They'll love it here.<br /> <br /> ''{Ashley and Alfonzo walk in}''<br /> <br /> '''ASHLEY:''' Hi there. I'm Ashley, the landlady's daughter. This is my boyfriend, Alfonzo. Him and his brother live upstairs.<br /> <br /> '''JAMES:''' Nice to meet you two. You look like a cool kid, Alfonzo. Can't wait to meet you're brother.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' Thanks. But I'll save the &quot;pleasure&quot; of meeting Dan for later. Right now I'll let you get settled before I let him torture you.<br /> <br /> '''GEORGE:''' I'm sure he's not that bad.<br /> <br /> ''{An explosion is heard from upstairs. Alfonzo and Ashley look at each other nervously}''<br /> <br /> '''JAMES:''' What's he doing up there?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' From the explosion, he either blew up the TV or tried to cook.<br /> <br /> '''GEORGE:''' Sounds fun. Wanna go check it out? <br /> <br /> '''JAMES:''' Sure, why not. Can we?<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' If you feel up to it, I guess. Just let me go up there and see what they did.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Alfonzo runs in angrily}''<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' What the hell did you guys do?!<br /> <br /> ''{On the couch Pete, Ert, Dan, and a 1936 version of Dan are sitting on the couch drinking tea}''<br /> <br /> '''DAN:''' ''{Calmly}'' Ah Alfonzo. You're just in time.<br /> <br /> '''ALFONZO:''' In time for what?<br /> <br /> '''PETE:''' Tea time. <br /> <br /> ''{Alfonzo leans against the wall frustrated as the scene fades to black}''<br /> <br /> == Easter Eggs ==<br /> None<br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> * The new neighbors downstairs are characters that will be based off of friends of mine...</div>

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