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==About==

Told ya there were zombies!

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'''IM A BELL:''' No you didn't.
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Oh, and meet Dan.

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'''IM A BELL:''' But we already ''did''.
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Cast: Paco the Taco, Alfonzo, Dan, Pete, NEW DUDE! (Can’t reveal real name here. Then it would ruin the surprise.)

Places: Dan's Apartment, The Store (Easter Egg)

Date: January 3rd, 2009

==Transcript==

''{Cut to Dan's Apartment. Paco is sitting on the couch watching TV}''

'''PACO:''' Oh boy. That is one messed up llama.

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'''BADSTAR:''' Yet oddly enough, its the best thing in this show so far.
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'''ANNOUNCER:''' ''{On TV}'' ...and as if the broken tractor wasn't enough, this llama even ate the farmer!

''{A "chomp" is heard from the TV. Paco starts laughing}''

'''PACO:''' Oh man! I would NOT want to cross paths with THAT llama...

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'''BADSTAR:''' Y'know, the same can be said about Talking Tacos too...
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''{Alfonzo walks in, just waking up}''

'''PACO:''' Oh, hey Alfonzo. Check out this llama!

'''ALFONZO:''' ''{Yawns}'' Sorry, Paco, but I gotta get breakfast ready. I gotta bolt soon.

'''PACO:''' Where ya heading?

'''ALFONZO:''' ''{Alfonzo starts making scrambled eggs and toast}'' Well, I'm off on a date!

'''PACO:''' For real?

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'''IM A BELL:''' No, of course not.
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That's awesome! Who's the lucky-

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'''BADSTAR:''' Pffffft.
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lady?

'''ALFONZO:''' Her name is Stephanie. She's really nice.

'''PACO:''' Well I hope you have a great time! So what's for breakfast.

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'''IM A BELL:'''''{monotone}'' What is for breakfast.
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'''ALFONZO:''' Eggs and toast. Nothing special.

'''PACO:''' Nice.

''{Dan walks in sleepily with no pants on}''

'''PACO:''' ''{Turning to Dan}'' Hey Dan! How'd you sle- Woah! Where'd your pants go?

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'''BADSTAR:''' "Oh god man, it was horrible. Me and this hot chick we're ''totally'' at it last night, then I screamed out the wrong name, and oh the hijinks!"
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'''DAN:''' ''{Looking down}'' Crap. I'll be right back. ''{Goes back into the bedroom}''

'''ALFONZO:''' ''{Putting breakfast down on the counter}'' Ok, it's here when you're ready to eat Paco. I gotta go shower.

'''PACO:''' Sweet! Thanks Alfonzo.

'''DAN:''' ''{Walking in with pants on this time}'' What's the hurry, my brother from another...oh wait nevermind. Anyway, where you going?

'''ALFONZO:''' ''{Walking past Dan into the bathroom}'' I have a date.

'''DAN:''' Pft! Yeah right! I know for a FACT you don't have a girl.

'''ALFONZO:''' ''{From the other room}'' I live with one.

'''DAN:''' Hey! You better not have meant me!

'''PETE:''' ''{Walking in lazily}'' Now, Alfonzo. That's not nice to say about your sister. ''{Chuckles}''

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'''IM A BELL:'''''{nasally and high-pitched}'' Okay, mom.
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'''DAN:''' Ah, whatever. Oh! Eggs! He's good for something, after all.

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'''BADSTAR:''' So it was something after all eh? I knew it! Take him away boys!
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'''PETE:''' Sweet. I'm starved.

''{Dan and Pete pick up the plates and bring them to the couch. They sit on both sides of Paco and Dan hands him a plate}''

'''PACO:''' Thanks man.

''{They start to eat. Alfonzo rushes through the room dressed nicely}''

'''DAN:''' Nice clothes, Casanova. Either you ran out of street clothes or a girl actually looked at you.

'''ALFONZO:''' Poisoned your eggs. ''{Dan spits out his eggs and freaks out}'' Chill, idiot, I was kidding.

''{Alfonzo walks out the door. Dan continues eating angrily. After a little while the refridgerator explodes}''

'''DAN:''' Holy CRAP! What the hell happened to our fridge?!

''{Through the smoke in the kitchen a tall man walks out. He is wearing a ripped red shirt and blue pants, almost like Dan's}''

'''???:''' Where's Alfonzo?

'''PACO:''' Just missed him...

'''???:''' Damn it! Where did he go?

'''PETE:''' A date...

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'''BADSTAR:''' You keep saying that, but...
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''{The man punches a hole in the wall angrily. Dan, Pete, and Paco jump terrified}''

'''DAN:''' Hey man! C-calm down. I can call him if you want...

'''???:''' No. I can't be revealed...

'''DAN:''' Well the fridge explosion didn't help.

'''???:''' Fridge? ''{Turns around and looks in the kitchen}'' I guess he didn't build it yet...

'''DAN:''' Who built what? A new fridge?

'''???:''' ''{Turning back around}'' Forget the fridge! Tell me where Alfonzo went!

'''PACO:''' On a date.

'''???:''' Where did he go?

'''PETE:''' Downstairs?

'''???:''' No! I mean where is his date?!

'''DAN:''' At her house?

'''???:''' Oh my God. How could I have been so dumb?

'''DAN:''' What did you do? Oh, the fridge thing? Forget about it, it's ok. I can talk to the landlord about that. She'll replace it.

'''???:''' Not the fridge, you moron!!

'''PACO:''' Wait. How did you know Alfonzo's name?

'''???:''' I'm his brother. ''{Slaps forehead}'' Oh crap.

''{Paco and Pete slowly turn to Dan, who drops his plate of eggs. The man looks up at Dan}''

'''DAN:''' You're....me..?

'''DAN:''' Yes.

'''DAN:''' From the future?

'''DAN:''' Yes.

'''DAN:''' But how did you get here?

'''DAN:''' Time machine built by-

'''PACO:''' ''{Holding a script}'' WAIT! ''{Both Dan's look down at him}'' This is WAY too confusing for the readers...

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'''IM A BELL:''' No, its not.
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Ok,

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'''IM A BELL:''' Awk.
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from now on we'll refer to the future Dan as Slagathor.

'''PETE:''' Agreed.

'''DAN:''' Ok.

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'''IM A BELL:''' Awk.
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'''SLAGATHOR:''' Wait! Why Slagathor?

'''DAN:''' Too late! Already written in.

'''SLAGATHOR:''' Damn it. Fine. Whatever. Now can you please tell me who he went out with and where they were going?

'''PACO:''' He said her name was Stephanie.

'''PETE:''' Isn't that Strong Intelligent's car?

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'''IM A BELL:''' Skullbuggy number 1,729.
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'''DAN:''' Ha! He's such a liar! I knew he couldn't get a girl!

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'''IM A BELL:''' Well, neither can you.
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'''SLAGATHOR:''' Yeah... ''{laughs a little}'' Anyway, we need to find him!

'''DAN:''' Ok... Well we could ask Strong Intelligent. If Alfonzo used his car, he'll know about it.

'''SLAGATHOR:''' Alright.

''{Dan pulls out his cell phone and calls Strong Intelligent.}''

'''DAN:''' ''{On the phone}'' ...Come on. Pick up..... ''{softly singing to the ringback}'' I don't wanna wait...for our liiiiives to be over.... What? Hello? Hey, it's Dan.....No, we have plenty of pudding over here.......No. Strong Intell-......Strong In-....Listen!!

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'''IM A BELL:'''''{high-pitched and child-like}'' Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen! Hey! Listen!
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I'm looking for Alfonzo. Have you seen him?.......He borrowed your car??.....Ok sweet, thanks......No my refridgerator isn't running. It blew up.......Ok bye. ''{Hangs up}'' My God, what a strange guy...

'''SLAGATHOR:''' So Alfonzo has the car?

'''DAN:''' Yeah. He went to go to the city to pick up some stuff.

'''SLAGATHOR:''' Ok good. So we're not too late. When he gets back here, I need to get whatever he got in the city. If I'm right, obtaining it could stop the zombie uprising from ever happening.

'''PETE:''' Zombie what now?

'''SLAGATHOR:''' I've said too much already, so we should just wait.

''{One hour later}''

''{Slagathor, Dan, Pete, Paco are sitting on the couch watching TV}''

'''SLAGATHOR:''' That is one messed up llama.

'''PACO:''' I know, right?

''{Alfonzo walks in the door holding a bag}''

'''ALFONZO:''' Hey guys! ''{Sees Slagathor}'' Who are you?

'''SLAGATHOR:''' Nevermind that. Just give me the bag.

'''ALFONZO:''' What? Wait, no! I just got this. It was very hard to find!

'''SLAGATHOR:''' Just do it, kid!

'''ALFONZO:''' What's going on here, Dan?

'''DAN:''' Me Dan, or him Dan?

'''ALFONZO:''' You Dan- Wait. What do you mean ''him'' Dan?

'''PACO:''' Slagathor.

'''SLAGATHOR:''' Just give me the freaking bag!

''{Slagathor rips the bag out of Alfonzo's hands. He reaches in and pulls out a necklace with a big red jewel on it}''

'''DAN:''' Great. Now my brother is wearing jewelery? You ''are'' turning into a girl...

'''ALFONZO:''' Now I'm not! It's for somebody else!

'''SLAGATHOR:''' You mustn't give this to her, Alfonzo. It will bring doom

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'''IM A BELL:''' ''DOOM''.
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to the future. I have to go find...well...the guy who sent me back.

''{Slagathor opens the window and jumps out. Dan, Pete, Alfonzo, and Paco all run to the window to look out, but Slagathor is nowhere to be seen}''

'''PACO:''' Wow. First day with you guys, and THAT happens. And I thought being a talking taco was weird.

'''ALFONZO:''' Who was he?

'''DAN:''' Me. From the future.

'''ALFONZO:''' WHAT?!

'''PETE:''' Yeah. It was Dan. But what did he say about the zombies?

'''DAN:''' I dunno. I say we follow him.

'''PACO:''' But we don't know where he went.

'''DAN:''' I think I might... Follow me!

''{"The End" appears on screen. After a few seconds "for now..." fades in}''

== Easter Eggs ==
*Click on the bottom right corner of the screen.

''{Cut to The Store. Dan is standing there with a shopping cart looking at a new fridge model. He stands there for about 5 seconds, then walks off with the cart.}''

''{Cut back to the end of the toon}''

== Fun Facts ==
* The name "Slagathor" is a nickname I stole from the TV show "Scrubs".
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'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Singing}'' I can't do it all on my own, I steal my jokes from mediocore comedies!
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