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==About==

Pete and Dan go on an epic adventure to get some lunch.

Cast: Dan, Pete, Bubs, Homsar, Paco the Taco, Alfonzo

Places: Dan's Apartment, Bubs Concession Stand, The Field

Date: January 2nd, 2009

==Transcript==

''{Fade in to Dan on the couch watching TV. Pete comes in in his Call of Duty 4 pajamas, just waking up}''

<blockquote>
'''BADSTAR:''' Call of Duty 4 ''pajamas''? Oh, Soccer Moms are gonna have a field day blaming the media for that one!
</blockquote>

'''DAN:''' Hey Pete!

'''PETE:''' Food... ''{He walks sluggishly to the refridgerator}''

'''DAN:''' Alrighty then...

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'''IM A BELL:'''''{terrible Jim Carrey impersonation}'' La-HOOO-sers!<br/><br/>
'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Small, weak voice}'' I'll just cry myself to sleep now since people don't care about me... *hint hint*
</blockquote>

'''PETE:''' Unggghhh...

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'''IM A BELL:''' ''Braaaaains...''
</blockquote>

''{He opens the door to the fridge, looks inside for a few seconds, then closes the door and turns to Dan}'' Get dressed. We're getting tacos.

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'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Sing-songy voice}'' Flatulence in the morning!
</blockquote>

'''DAN:''' What?! Dude, you were just a zombie! Now you want food?

'''PETE:''' I'm hungry, Peterson! I need food!

'''DAN:''' Alright, alright. Get dressed and I'll go get th-

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'''BADSTAR:''' TO DA CHOPPER!
</blockquote>

'''PETE:''' I am dressed. Let's go. I'm driving.

'''DAN:''' You're in your Duty pants! ''{pauses}'' ...heh heh...duty...

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'''IM A BELL:'''''{terrible Beavis impression}'' H'hehe-m-hehehe. Duty. H'hehe.
</blockquote>

'''PETE:''' I'm fine. Let's go. I'm driving.

'''DAN:''' What?! You can't drive! Listen I have a permit, so we'll go get Homestar. He's old enough to drive, right?

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'''BADSTAR:''' No! Don't drag Homestar into this! Please, I'm begging you!
</blockquote>

'''PETE:''' I can drive just fine. MOVE YOUR LAZY BUTT! ''{He darts for the door}''

'''DAN:''' Okay! Okay! ''{Follows Pete out}''

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'''BADSTAR:''' Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
</blockquote>

''{Cut to Bubs Concession Stand. Pete and Dan drive up in Strong Intelligent's car}''

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'''BADSTAR:''' ''{Singing}'' I like... where we are... when we drive... in your car!
</blockquote>

'''DAN:''' ''{Getting out}'' Woah! When you're hungry, you drive like a psycho!

'''PETE:''' I WANT TACOS, DAMN IT! ''{He angrily walks up to the counter}''

'''BUBS:''' Hey, Pete! What can I do you for?

'''PETE:''' ''{grabs Bubs by the throat}'' I. NEED. TACOS.

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'''BADSTAR:''' Wait, a throat? ...Does Bubs even have one of those!?
</blockquote>

'''BUBS:''' Oh...well first can you let go?

'''DAN:''' Pete! ''{pulls Pete off}'' Sorry, Bubs. He gets like this when he's-

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'''BADSTAR:''' Low on his "happy pills".
</blockquote>

hungry.

'''BUBS:''' Crap, man!

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'''BADSTAR AND BELL:''' ''{Both singing, bopping their heads from side to side}'' Na na na na na na na, na na na na na na na, CRAPMAN!
</blockquote>

Well lemme see what I got in here... ''{He ducks behind the counter and is ruffling through boxes. He get up after a while and hands Pete a shoe}''

'''PETE:''' What. Is. This?

'''BUBS:''' All I got left in the "Taco/ Imported Sneaker" box.

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'''BADSTAR:''' So wait, how do those two go together? Do the tacos come in the sneaker when Bubs gets them? I'd say a health inspector would've shut him down by now, but why do you think he has a shotgun?
</blockquote>

'''DAN:''' Who bought the last package of tacos?

'''BUBS:''' As the manager of this establishment, it would go against Bubs Concession Stand policy to reveal the name of the previous buyers of merchandise in order to protect- ''{Pete throws the shoe at his head}'' It was Homsar.

'''PETE:''' Crap. Let's go. ''{Gets in the car and starts it}''

'''DAN:''' Wait! Sorry again Bubs. Pete! ''{Runs to the car and gets in}''

''{Cut to The Field. Pete and Dan pull up and get out}''

'''PETE:''' Where does Homsar live anyway?

'''DAN:''' I dunno. Hey what's this boot doing here? Did I go fishing?

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'''BADSTAR:''' HAHAHAHAHA THAT IS TOTALLY FUNNY EVEN THOUGH IT WAS ALREADY USED IN FUTURAMA. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
</blockquote>

''{There is a random boot on the ground in front of Dan. He picks it up and rubs the dirt off of it. It begins to shake and then explodes in his hands}''

'''PETE:''' Dan! Stop messing around with footwear and let's find Homsar!

''{As the smoke clears, Homsar is floating next to Dan}''

'''HOMSAR:''' You that have collected the seven magic shooooooooooooooooooes... For this I will grant you one wish...

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'''BADSTAR:''' I wish that this was decent!
</blockquote>

'''PETE:''' TACOS.

'''HOMSAR:''' I wish I wish I was a fiiiiish...

''{Homsar explodes, and tacos rain down from the sky. The boot reappears and floats into the sky, splits into seven shoes,''

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'''IM A BELL:''' Obviously, because boots are made from recycled shoes.
</blockquote>

''and scatters in different directions}''

'''PETE:''' SWEET!! I finally got my tacos! ''{He picks up a taco}''

'''TACO:''' Wait! Don't eat me!

'''PETE:''' ''{screams}'' OH MY GOD! A TALKING TACO!

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'''IM A BELL:''' JESUS CHRIST IT'S A TACO GET IN THE CAR! >:3
</blockquote>

'''TACO:''' I'm Paco the Taco. Nice to meet you!

'''DAN:''' Maybe it's the blow to my head due to a boot,

<blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' What blow to the head?
</blockquote>

but that taco is talking.

'''PACO:''' Nope. I'm really real. Just please don't eat me! I want to be friends.

'''PETE:''' Alright, fair enough, but I'm freaking hungry. ''{He puts Paco down and starts eating other tacos}''

'''DAN:''' It won't offend you to eat some of these, will it?

'''PACO:''' Nah. None of them talk. They're boring.

'''DAN:''' Sweet! ''{Starts eating tacos}''

''{Cut to outside Dan's apartment building, Pete drives up. Dan, Pete, and Paco get out}''

'''DAN:''' So, Paco... There's room in my place. You wanna live here?

'''PACO:''' That would be great! Sure!

'''PETE:''' Sweet. Let's go upstairs. Time for me to sleep.

'''PACO:''' But it's 1:07 pm!

'''PETE:''' Yeah, but I don't normally wake up till 2, so I need more sleep.

'''DAN:''' There's no use fighting it, Paco. It's been that way for 2 years.

''{They open the front door and go in. Cut to Dan's Apartment. The trio walk in the front door. Alfonzo''
<blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' Who?
</blockquote>

''is in the kitchen area}''

'''ALFONZO:''' Hey guys. Did you bring me a taco? I'm starved!

'''DAN:''' No! This is Paco. He is NOT FOR EATING!

'''ALFONZO:''' Now, Dan. What did I tell you about naming and personifying inanimate objects?

'''DAN:''' Listen. Tommy the Tomato was the nicest tomato I've ever talked to.

'''PACO:''' Oh please. Everybody knows that tomatos can't talk.

'''ALFONZO:''' Oh my God. You talked!

'''PACO:''' Yes I do that sometimes.

'''ALFONZO:''' Not gonna lie, that's pretty sweet.

'''DAN:''' Well, Paco. You can bunk in my room.

'''PACO:''' Sweet! I'll go make myself a little place to stay.

''{Paco walks into Dan's room}''

'''DAN:''' Well this was an interesting day! A new charcter in our toons! And it only took until 2009!

''{"The End, Fools!" appears on the screen}''

==Easter Eggs==
*Click "End":

''{Cut to The Field. Homsar is floating there above the boot}''

'''HOMSAR:''' Now that the wish has been maaaaaaaaade, the Earth will sooooooooon explooooode...

''{Slow close-up on Homsar's mindless expression with dramatic music}''

''{Cut back to the end of the toon}''

==Fun Facts==
<blockquote>
'''IM A BELL:''' How can anything about this be "fun"?
</blockquote>
*Pete really does sleep till unnatural hours.
*Homsar's role in this toon was a parody of the DragonBall Z series. When the shoes scattered, it was like the DragonBalls scattering after the wish.
*"NOT FOR EATING" is from Bonus Stage Episode 31.
*Paco the Taco was actually the title of a song I was writing. No. Seriously. I'm not kidding.
*All Homestar Runner charcters are copyright to the Brothers Chaps.
*Strong Intelligent is copyright to himself.
*The title of the toon is a parody of the Bowling For Soup album "The Great Burito Extortion Case."

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