JCM at 22:08, 25 January 2009

2009-01-25T22:08:58Z

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<div style="border:0px solid #000; padding: 2em; color: #FFF; background-color: #42CC00; width: 600px; text-align:center">'''THE FOLLOWING <big>PREVIEW</big> HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR'''<br />
<big>'''YOUR MOM'''</big><br />
'''BY THE TEXT FICTION ASSOCIATION OF THE WIKI USER WIKI'''</div>

''{Fade to the Clamburger Enterprises logo.}''

'''AWESOME WELL:''' ''{voiceover}'' Hi. I'm Awesome Vhappy Well.

''{Cut to a Pokemopolis posting page. Awesome Well is talking to a cursor. He holds up some bread dripping with paint.}''

'''AWESOME:''' Would you like some toastpaint?

'''CURSOR:''' Uh, no thanks.

'''AWESOME:''' You know, it's funny what an emoticon remembers.

''{Cut to a white screen. :D Laugh is rolling with Awesome.}''

''':D:''' You are the same as everyone else. You are not different.

''{Cut to Eng101 Grad holding a clicking record. Awesome is at the very top.}''

'''ENG101:''' Your son...is different.

''{Cut to a white screen. Awesome sits next to Dancing Banana.}''

'''DB:''' Aren't you famous or something?

'''AWESOME:''' Mother says famous is as famous...is.

''{Cut to the posting page.}''

'''AWESOME:''' DB was my best friend. And I had many friends. I mean, we were together all the time, like a plant and its dirt, a green and it's bean, Helen Keller and her glasses. Wait, bad example.

''{Cut to a white screen. Awesome is being chased by >:( Mad and Head Bang.}''

'''DB:''' ''{offscreen}'' Awesome, smile at them!

''{Awesome turns around and smiles, somehow stopping >:( and Head in awe.}''

'''AWESOME:''' ''{voiceover}'' I don't know if I told you, but I have the most perfect smile.

''{Some other emoticons see Awesome.}''

'''BLINK:''' What the crap is that thing?

'''UNSURE:''' I believe that's Awesome Well, the cool emote in town.

''{Cut to the posting page.}''

'''AWESOME:''' ''{voiceover}'' I never thought it would take me anywhere.

''{Cut to a topic full of awesomes.}''

'''AWESOME:''' ''{voiceover}'' But, I was probably wrong.

''{Cut to Hist101 Grad giving Awesome a brochure.}''

'''HIST101:''' Have you given any thought to your future?

''{Cut to the brochure's view. It has an lolcat pointing. It says "I WANTS <BIG>'''U'''</BIG> TO GET A JOB"}''

'''AWESOME:''' ''{sassy}'' K.

''{Cut to the Something Awful forums. A mythical troll walks to Awesome.}''

'''TROLL:''' What is your sole purpose on this forum?

'''AWESOME:''' To have as many makeovers as possible?

'''TROLL:''' I'm gonna like you.

'''AWESOME:''' Really?

'''TROLL:''' No. I'm a troll. I don't like people, or have any feelings whatsoever. Now go out there and copy yourself!

''{Cut to Awesome and Eekdancer being clicked on a Something Awful posting page.}''

''{Cut to a white screen with Christmas lights at the top. Awesome is talking to Dancing Banana.}''

'''AWESOME:''' They're sending me off to be syndicated so I stop wasting their bandwidth.

'''DB:''' Just promise me one thing, Awesome. Even when you're facing heck, always remember to smile.

'''AWESOME:''' That won't be a real problem, will it?

''{Cut to a forum. Awesome is next to Eekdancer, and Lieutenant Dry {{dry}} looks at them.}''

'''DRY:''' You two twins?

'''AWESOME:''' Uh, no.

''{Suddenly, a computer virus attacks, causing a range of free forum hosting to shut down or close. Meanwhile, a mudkip gives Awesome the official certificate of meme-ness.}''

'''AWESOME:''' I feel so...complete.

''{Cut to the [http://jcm.site90.com/wellsignal.png Well Signal].}''

''{Cut to a white screen. Awesome rolls in and looks around.}''

''{Cut to Awesome being chased by an angry mob of emoticons.}''

'''AWESOME:''' ''{voiceover}'' You know, this was one of the few to no times I completely lost hope...

''{Suddenly, Dancing Banana comes in and stops the mob.}''

'''AWESOME:''' ''{voiceover}'' And regained it all back in 1 minute.

''{Cut to a white screen. Dancing Banana walking with Awesome.}''

'''AWESOME:''' Why are you so nice to me?

'''DB:''' You can never break a Christmas promise.

''{Cut to a white screen saying "Clamburger Enterprises presents".}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Clamburger Enterprises presents...

''{Cut to different variations of Awesome Well on a Encyclopedia Dramatica page.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' The awesome slash vhappy slash well emoticon...

''{Cut to different variations of Dancing Banana.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' The dancing banana emoticon...

''{Cut to different variations of the dry emoticon.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' The dry emoticon...

''{Cut to all of the other emoticons in the movie on one page.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' And everyone else.

''{Cut to a white screen with silhouettes of Awesome and Dancing Banana.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' A film by JCM Productions.

''{Cut to a white screen. :D Laugh paling as Awesome is by her side.}''

'''AWESOME:''' What's my destiny, mom?

''':D:''' I think you already know that, son.

''{The fades to various scenes from the movie accompanied by unfitting music.}''

'''NARRATOR:''' Cyberspace will never seem the same once you've seen it through the eyes of Awesome Well.

'''AWESOME:''' ''{voiceover}'' My mom once said life was just a box of emotes.

''{Cut back to the posting page.}''

'''AWESOME:''' You always know what you're going to get.

''{Cut to a white screen saying "Awesome Well".}''

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JCM at 22:08, 25 January 2009