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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>== Summary ==<br /> '''Episode 1: Hockey's Home'''<br /> <br /> McKenzy's dog Hockey goes missing, and it's up to Monrue and McKenzy to find him!<br /> <br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> ''{Munroe flies up in his jetpack, landing in front of a house on a disc-shaped patch of land floating in space. He shouts down below.}''<br /> <br /> '''MUNROE:''' C'mon, McKenzy, we don't got all day!<br /> <br /> ''{McKenzy opens the window and looks out.}''<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' ''{sighs}'' Fine! Just give me a bit.<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Don't sneak up on me like that!<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' yo wassup<br /> <br /> ''{Hockey walks onscreen.}''<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' hows it hangin mates<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Hey Hockey, how's it goin'?<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' not bad mang<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' I did not order a TALKING gangster dog!<br /> <br /> ''{Hockey growls at Monrue.}''<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' But MUNROOOOEEEEEEE!<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' mang he just ignant ya hear<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' No. Simply no. I want the one I ordered!<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' dont be hatin man<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Yeah! Don't be... hatin'.<br /> <br /> ''{Munroe punts Hockey 1 off the edge. he is replaced by another, more animal one.}''<br /> <br /> '''MCCKENZY:''' :(<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' ''{buzzes}''<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' I liked my street-smart one better!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Oh come on, at least give it a shot!<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' No! You didn't give the first one a shot!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' I did so!<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' ''{gargles}''<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Did too!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Did not!<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Did too!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Did not!<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Did too!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Did not!<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Did too!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Did not!<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Did too!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Did not!<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Did too!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Did too!<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Glad you see it my way.<br /> <br /> ''{Hockey trudges off into space.}''<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Darn, that always works in the cart-HOCKEY!<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' We have to save him!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' But I thought you di-<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' I changed my mind!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Hey, I ''gave'' it a chance. You save him.<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' B-but you're the one who can drive..<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Just walk! It's not like you can't BREATHE in space!<br /> <br /> ''{McKenzy walks in the direction Hockey did.}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Hockey on a psycadelic, spacey background}''<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' ''{makes a frothing sound}''<br /> <br /> ''{Suddenly, an intergalactic hippy floats over.}''<br /> <br /> '''HIPPIE:''' Yo, dog man! What troubles you?<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' ''{ribbits}''<br /> <br /> '''HIPPIE:''' I hear you, man.<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' ''{takes out a harmonica and plays it}''<br /> <br /> '''HIPPIE:''' Woah, you sound conflicted, man. How bout you relax for a bit?<br /> <br /> ''{McKenzy floats onscreen in cricles, running ineffectually}''<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Hooockeeey! Come here, boy!<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' ''{beeps}''<br /> <br /> ''{Hockey sides with the hippy}''<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' I thought what we had was special!<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' :(<br /> <br /> '''HIPPIE:''' Let him go, man. He's holding you back!<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' ''{wails like a siren}''<br /> <br /> ''{Hippy and Hockey walk off-screen.}''<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' ... Hockey... ''{sniff}''<br /> <br /> ''{short pause}''<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' How do you change direction in here?<br /> <br /> ''{cut to the trailer}''<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Monrue, Hockey ran away!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' ''Really''? Like I didn't ''see'' him run off?<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Whatever! You need [to] help. He ran off with a hippy!<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' A hippy!?<br /> <br /> ''{Close in on Monrue's eyes.}''<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' How DARE that hippy steal our Puck!<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Hockey.<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Whatever.<br /> <br /> ''{cut to the Hippy's pad. Hockey is meditating.}''<br /> <br /> '''HIPPY:''' That's it man! Don't harsh your mellow...<br /> <br /> ''{Hockey begins to float upwards.}''<br /> <br /> '''HIPPY:''' HE'S FLYING! HE'S FLY-<br /> <br /> ''{A gas-guzzling, weapons-loaded, movie-equipped, Hummer brand Spaceship crashes through the wall.}''<br /> <br /> '''HIPPIE:''' Woah! Not cool, man<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Hockey! We knew you'd come back!<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' But we came to-<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' Shut your trap.<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' ''{squeaks}''<br /> <br /> '''HIPPY:''' You hang out with them, man? Not cool.<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' ''{squeals defensively}''<br /> <br /> '''HIPPY:''' No, there is no redeeming you! Go! ''{sniff}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the trailer. McKenzy and Monrue are shown torso-up.}''<br /> <br /> '''MCKENZY:''' Thanks for coming back, Hockey!<br /> <br /> '''HOCKEY:''' ''{honks}''<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' ...and thanks for not eating your new...<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom out. Hockey is wearing a strait jacket and is chained heavily to a post}''<br /> <br /> '''MONRUE:''' ...heavy-duty leash!<br /> <br /> ''{A blackness encloses around Hockey's head. He scowls, and the episode ends}''</div>

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