Skub at 23:58, 23 August 2009

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{{AssistantMain|{{AssistantEntry|N=38|Title=Artsy fart|Date=8.23.09|Entry=So Frannie and I are back from the art museum, and I've gotta say, I was moderately surprised. I was surprised, for one, that I was correct about the hipsters. It was like a cloud of black berets and turtlenecks was drifting through the hallways, making remarks about the art on the walls. Can't stand 'em. I was also surprised at the kind of art that was there. When I think about art, I think about paintings, sculptures, that kind of thing. I didn't expect a man writhing naked on a giant canvas, covered in paint, weeping softly to himself. ''Performance art''... you can't tell them no, because there's some stupid amendment protecting this kind of thing. Frannie and I went to dinner after that. They have some nice lobster over at Chez Snootez!|Mood=exhausted [[Image:AssistantEmoteSad.png]]|Album=still Nights in White Satin - The Moody Blues (that poetry part is ''long'')}}
{{AssistantEntry|N=37|Title=Fartsy art|Date=8.23.09|Entry=They just opened a museum in town... How dumb is that? Look, I'm a guy who likes art, but with this and the coffee "bar" that's been here forever, this place is like a ''magnet'' for those art hipsters. You know... the kind of people who have goatees and expensive Arabian coffee and leather-bound poetry journals. I asked Fran to come with me tonight to see some of the art. I've lowered my expectations accordingly.|Mood=moderately excited [[Image:AssistantEmoteNeutral.png]]|Album=Nights in White Satin - The Moody Blues}}
{{AssistantEntry|N=36|Title=Serendipity, I think|Date=8.22.09|Entry=Man, I was just looking around the house, and I found an old GameBoy! Like, one of those old chunky ones! And even better, I found a game in it! Frogger, man! I've been playing it ever since I found it earlier, and it's pretty addicting, I'll tell you that. I'm gonna check Amazon to see if they have Mario Land. That game was fun.|Mood=addicted [[Image:AssistantEmoteHappy.png]]|Album=Proud Mary - CCR}}
{{RULEREntry|N=35|Title=(none entered)|Date=8.22.09|Entry='''Begin Process.''' '''Statement:''' Number Five '''Statement:''' '''Statement:''' is alive|Mood=still alive [[Image:RULEREmoteHappy.PNG]]|Album=Error. Cannot define "Tunes".}}
{{AssistantEntry|N=34|Title=Wow.|Date=8.22.09|Entry=I can't believe I ''found'' this old thing! Wow, it's been so long since I've updated this thing! ... Come to think of it, I'm not sure why I haven't. I've got so much to talk about and so little time...! Oh, and by the way, Master? I saw what you did to my biography page. ''Not funny''.|Mood=a bit perturbed [[Image:AssistantEmoteAngry.png]]|Album=Down on the Corner - CCR}}
{{NumberTwoEntry|N=33|Title=Woah wait a minute|Date=8.22.09|Entry=This is still here? I thought that the blog... police... would have deleted it by now. Hm. I guess my writings will stand the test of time forever!|Mood=puzzled, intrigued, and somewhat happy [[Image:NumberTwoEmoteHappy.png]]|Album=Good Egg Galaxy - Super Mario Galaxy}}
{{NumberTwoEntry|N=32|Title=So it's like this|Date=4.18.09|Entry=It looks like Assistant forgot about his stupid blog so I guess it's mine now. I think that's pretty sweet, myself. Anyhow, yeah, if you want any updates on home life then ask me on the comments page. I might try and answer them. CAT GET OFF THE KEYBOARD|Mood=jkl;hiasfyyyyy [[Image:NumberTwoEmoteHappy.png]]|Album=Nothing ;_;}}
{{NumberTwoEntry|N=31|Title=Oh okay|Date=4.18.09|Entry=Hi my nam's Assistant and I ''never update my blog''|Mood=wauuugh [[Image:NumberTwoEmoteAngry.png]]|Album=Sootopolis Town - Pokemon Emerald}}}}

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Skub at 23:58, 23 August 2009