https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FyearbookAruseus Emails/yearbook - Revision history2026-05-05T04:30:56ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/yearbook&diff=18891&oldid=prevTyrannosaurus Lex: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Wolf, Marzipan Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, Kitchen Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: May 30th 2008 == Transcript == '''ARUSEUS:'''...2008-06-25T20:01:22Z<p>New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Wolf, Marzipan Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, Kitchen Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: May 30th 2008 == Transcript == '''ARUSEUS:'''...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Wolf, Marzipan<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, Kitchen<br />
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Computer: E-Mach 1000<br />
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Date: May 30th 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{rapping}'' I do a little this, and I do a little that, lemme tell you now, email's where it's at!<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>subject: Yearbook</div><br />
Dear <s>kid whos yearbook i wanna vandalise</s> aruseus,<br/><br />
Tomorrow, my class is getting our yearbooks, but only [[User:Zoo977/characters|7]] kids dont treat me like a garbage can. What should I do to ruin their yearbooks?<br/><br />
<s>zoo977</s> Wall-e</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Wall-e? What kind of name is that? You sound like a distant cousin of...um...R.O.B. Well, anyways, Wall-e, you're in luck. I still have some old yearbooks from my early highschool years that can help me teach you.<br />
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''{Cut to Aruseus' Room, Aruseus is rummaging through his closet throwing several things, such as a Kick the Cheat toy, several T-shirts, and the leg of Fang Wolf}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Where is it!?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Aruseus, just ''what'' in the name of Dan Green are you doing!?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Uh uh uh! That's famous voice actor slash musician slash international heartthrob Dan Green to you!<br />
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'''TOM:''' Fine...what in the name of famous voice actor slash musician slash international heartthrob Dan Green are you doing...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Aha!<br />
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''{Tom gets hit with Aruseus' yearbook}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' OW!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Here it is!<br />
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'''TOM:''' I see...<br />
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''{Cut to Aruseus and Wolf sitting at a table in the kitchen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' The next step is to choose one of three methods for yearbook vandilization. Let's start with method one: the classic, "drawing all over them" method.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Let's vandalize Marzipan's picture!<br />
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''{Cut to a view of the yearbook, Marzipan has a nose}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Let's erase that nose. Carefully...<br />
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''{Aruseus manages to erase the nose}''<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' ''{from behind them}'' You do realize that's what I look like now, right?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh...um...well...<br />
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'''MARZIPAN:''' Tee hee! You guys are such idiots. ''{walks off}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Um...method two...Take the best kid in school and make him look good on the first few pictures, then blow his reputation on the last page!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Let's try to find who was voted Class Adonis, or the hottest boy in school.<br />
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''{They flip through several pages}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Here it...is...dude, we can't do this.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Why not?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' The Class Adonis was...Fang. It would be wrong to do this.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Ok. Time for plan B.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Look for the runner up?<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Yup. Hmm...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok, this time we ''have'' to do this.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Why? Who is it? Oh...<br />
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''{They both give a sly grin}''<br />
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'''BOTH:''' Tom.<br />
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''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So you see, Wally Wally Oxenfree, that's the proper way to vandalize your friends notebook. Take a look.<br />
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''{Aruseus holds up Tom's yearbook page, it says "Congratulations, Tom!" in typed text, and written below it says "We just love your Usuki collection!" The Paper then comes down}''<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
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*Wall-e is actually a character in a new PIXAR film coming out. He's a little robot, and he reminds me of R.O.B. sort of.<br />
*Marzipan having a nose references her 15th Answering Machine.<br />
*Usukis are a collection of toys featured on [http://www.neopets.com Neopets site] They're little Usul dolls dressed up in different outfits.</div>Tyrannosaurus Lex