Lucian Summers at 18:07, 1 August 2008

2008-08-01T18:07:11Z

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Aruseus relives a past fear.

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, The Polka-man, Marzipan, Tucksworth

Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, Outside Tom's house, Hospital

Computer: Lappy 486

Date: January 19th, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Doo doo doo doo, the e-mail is checked.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: worst!</div>
Dear Whats-Your-Face,<br>
What was the worest thing that <br>
happened to you? Please tell the<br>
whole story! <br>
Hope it got all better<br>
-X66x66</blockquote>
''{As he reads, Aruseus says "Whats-your-face" as "Aruseus", pronounces "worest" as "wore-est", and says "X66x66" as "two-exty sixty-six"}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Whoa! A future e-mail from the year 2X66? Nah. Must be the guy's name. ''{clears screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, X66 guy, there i something that I just can't forget...it gives me the jibblies! Jibblie jibbile...''{runs out screaming}''

''{Tom comes in from the right side of the screen and gets on the computer.}''

'''TOM:''' ''{typing}'' Sorry, man. Aruseus doesn't like to talk about things like this. I'll tell you though.

''{The screen fades to black, then fades back in to see Aruseus checking his e-mail.}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{while typing "run_arumail.exe"}'': Flashback e-mail.

<blockquote class="email">
<div>subject: surprise!</div>
Dearest Aruseus,<br>
I have a surprise for you.<br>
If you want to see it, come<br>
upstairs in your room. <br>
<br>
-Anonymous Contributor</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' I see Strong Bad met you once, but I'll see your little surprise, Anony.

''{Aruseus walks upstairs to his room, when he gets there, his jaw drops to see...}''

'''POLKA-MAN:''' Yello there! I'd love to dance for you!

'''ARUSEUS:''' AAAAHH!!!! MY WORST NIGHTMARE HAS HAPPENED!

''{Aruseus jumps out a window labeled, "Escape Window". A bang and a crack is heard. Cut to the outside of Tom's house, Aruseus lying there, hurt from the fall}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{weakly}'' Ow...my back...

''{The screen fades to black, Cut to a hospital, shown through Aruseus' eyes, Marzipan and Tom are standing there}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{weakly}'' Uhhgh...what happened?

'''MARZIPAN:''' You jumped out of a window and broke your back during the fall.

'''ARUSEUS:''' What about The Polka-Man?

'''MARZIPAN:''' He's gone back to 1936. You may never see him again in this timezone.

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{gets up}'' Awesome! ''{slightly cracks back}'' Ow. ''{lays back down}''

'''TOM:''' Next time, try building a slide outside your escape window, or build an escape window on the first floor.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ugh...Alright.

'''TOM:''' You will have to stay here for another week, ''{checks watch}'' Oh, visiting hours are over. Rest well!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Wow...that Tom is such a great guy.

''{Cut back to Tom at Lappy}''

'''TOM:''' ''{typing}'' So that's the story. Here we are a week later and Aruseus is feeling better. There is a slide now outside the escape window, so he doesn't break his back. I better go check on him. ''{Gets up and leaves, Cut to Aruseus' room}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{shivering}'' Make him go away, Lyle, make The evil Polka go away...

'''TOM:''' Aruseus, are you okay?

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{scared}'' AHH! ''{calmed}'' Oh, it's just you, Tom.

'''TOM:''' Yeah. It's me again. You better get down there and finish checking that e-mail!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yes, sir! ''{Runs out}''

'''TOM:''' ''{Hops on bed}'' Now time to watch some Caleb Rentpayer!

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Caleb Rentpayer! Why are you hitting my fine china!?

''{Cut back to Lappy}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you have it X-man. I told you the worst thing that has ever happened to me.

''{The Paper comes down}''

== Easter Eggs ==

*Click on Aruseus to see an extra scene.

''{Cut back to Aruseus' room, Tom is still watching TV}'''

'''TUCKSWORTH:''' Homestar Runnner, did you shoot Caleb?

'''TOM:''' Holy crap! I never knew that.

== Fun Facts ==

*The email song is a take on "The System is Down".
*Aruseus mentioning Strong Bad's connection with Anonymous Contributor is a reference to SBemail "rock opera".

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Lucian Summers at 18:07, 1 August 2008