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<p></p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Homsar, Kyubii, Pter, Tom, Lord T, Anthruseus, Ekersby<br /> <br /> Places: Computer Room, The Field, PK House, Tom's Room, Lord T's Fortress, Pink Cloud Zone<br /> <br /> Computer: Intell 600<br /> <br /> Date: April 28th, 2007<br /> <br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> <br /> {Cut to the Computer Room}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Here comes the Thnikka-email!<br /> <br /> Hello Aruseus. You have one email with an attachment.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Sweet. Let's open it.<br /> <br /> subject: Congratulations!<br /> <br /> Dear Anonymous,<br /> Congratulations! You are our lucky winner<br /> of the best virus protection software.<br /> <br /> Download? Y/N<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Ok. {types Y}<br /> <br /> Program Download<br /> <br /> <br /> Downloading: 1%...<br /> 30 mins remaining<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Thirty minutes? That'll take...hours!<br /> <br /> Quit whining.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Can it, Stan.<br /> <br /> Whatever.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> {The screen fades to black, as the words, &quot;30 minutes later...&quot; appear onscreen. Fade back to Intell}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Zzzz...wha?<br /> <br /> Program Download<br /> <br /> <br /> Downloading: 100%...<br /> Complete<br /> Run now? Y/N<br /> <br /> {Aruseus types Y}<br /> <br /> Program Dowwe9ruilikepiewteu<br /> <br /> <br /> Congratulations. Virus download complete.<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: WHA!? Alpha Stan, help!<br /> <br /> jkgkfgjsfkgjsfjgisfjgisfjgfisgjfdkjgfdkljgfdkogoirefugr8eoursg...<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Huh? Argh!<br /> <br /> {Black pixels spew out of the screen, turning the whole computer room into a PBTC version, Homsar's head appears on the Intell's screen}<br /> <br /> HOMSAR: {glitchy} ...e...The Cheat...trophy!<br /> <br /> {Cut to the Field}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Aaah! The Paper?<br /> <br /> {The Paper comes down saying, &quot;What it is, my doge?&quot;}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Help stop the virus!<br /> <br /> {The Paper comes down saying, &quot;Ok. I'll try.&quot; but then turns into a swarm of Fightgar Action figures, An explosion is heard, along with Crack Stuntman's voice}<br /> <br /> CRACK STUNTMAN: {voiceover} Blaaaaaaaah'm Crack Stuntman!<br /> <br /> {Cut to Pter and Kyubii's house, they are playing Wii}<br /> <br /> KYUBII: Aw yeah! Another victory at Wii Golf!<br /> <br /> PTER: How can you hit so correctly?<br /> <br /> KYUBII: Well, it's-<br /> <br /> {Kyubii's bottom half disappears, along with Pter's head, which switch's places with Kyubii's bottom half}<br /> <br /> PTER: This feels awkward.<br /> <br /> {Cut to Tom's Room, Aruseus runs in}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Tom, we gotta escape this virus.<br /> <br /> TOM: To Strong Bad's House!<br /> <br /> {Cut to Strong Bad's Living Room}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Nobody here, but the alternate universe portal.<br /> <br /> TOM: Let's go.<br /> <br /> {Cut to 20X6, Lord T's Fortress, Tom and Aruseus come in via the portal}<br /> <br /> LORD T: {To Tom} Are you a clone of me?<br /> <br /> ANTHRUSEUS: {To Aruseus} Are you my dad?<br /> <br /> TOM AND ARUSEUS: No!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: We're escaping from a virus.<br /> <br /> ANTHRUSEUS: Crap. You do know they can travel through alternate universe portals.<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: What?<br /> <br /> {Black pixels enter, Tom and Aruseus run. Lord T turns into a purple Terrel, Anthruseus becomes a white Browntant with Anthruseus ears}<br /> <br /> ANTHRUSEUS: {beeps}<br /> <br /> LORD T: Tweet!<br /> <br /> {Cut to Pink Cloud Zone}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: How will we escape this virus?<br /> <br /> TOM: You idiot! We mus destroy the Intell 600!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Why?<br /> <br /> TOM: Because if we don't, we'll end up like that guy. {points to Ekersby}<br /> <br /> EKERSBY: {pouty} You we're never there for me.<br /> <br /> TOM: Let's go!<br /> <br /> {Cut back to Computer Room, it is still virused}<br /> <br /> TOM: Hi-yah! {smashes Intell with a hammer}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ALPHA STAN!<br /> <br /> TOM: We can bring him back. {Holds up disk}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Oh. TO THE COMPY STORE!<br /> <br /> TOM: Oh, and The Paper is gone too.<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Eh, he wasn't much.<br /> <br /> {The words, &quot;Click Here to Email Aruseus&quot; flicker on the smashed Intell 600's screen}<br /> <br /> <br /> == Fun Facts ==<br /> <br /> <br /> * &quot;What it is, my doge?&quot; is a line from sbemail: alternate universe.<br /> * Ekersby's line is from his Stinkomanuel page.</div>

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