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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>[[Image:DriveWhaleHit.PNG|thumb|right|221px|WAANNGG!!!!]]<br />
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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Fang, Drive-thru Whale<br />
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Places: Computer Room, The Field<br />
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Computer: Intell 600, NightPilot<br />
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Date: March 26th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{Cut to the Computer Room, Aruseus is there, with a couple of packed suitcases and Fang}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So I am trusting you with my show while I'm away. Ok?<br />
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'''FANG:''' Got it. I'll use my Night Pilot.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Okay.<br />
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''{Cut to the Field}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Alright, let's get on with the email.<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseusfang"><br />
<div>subject: get in shape!</div><br />
Aruseus...or Fang,<br/><br />
Are you lean?<br/><br />
You have the body buildup of a chubby gazelle!<br/><br />
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Some modestly hot girl</blockquote><br />
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''{Fang pulls out his stylus}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' ''{writing}'' You calling me a chubby gazelle? Alright. One, I'm a WOLF. Two, I'm not fat, I'm perfectly middlin! Watch as I get more buff and hot, and run cross-country in The Field!<br />
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''{Fang starts running, and then runs smack into the Drive-thru Whale with his arms, legs, and head flying off his body, with a loud WANG sound}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' ''{delerious}'' I don't know should hurt more, the separation or the smack.<br />
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''{Fang regroups}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' What is an inconvenently placed drive-thru speaker doing here?<br />
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'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' ''{scratchy}'' Would you like large drink burger combo?<br />
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'''FANG:''' Uhh...what?<br />
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'''DRIVE-THRU WHALE:''' $10.99, sever your leg please, sir.<br />
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'''FANG:''' As long as I get my meal! ''{pops his leg off}''<br />
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''{The whale bends down and tries to eat Fang's leg, which he jerks away. The whale blasts off into space, playing it's tune.}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Odd. ''{puts his leg back on}''<br />
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''{The Paper comes down}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
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none<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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*Middlin is a reference to Thy Dungeonman 2.</div>Bellstrom