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<p>New page: Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Foxx, Dinoshaur Places: Computer Room, The Field Computer: Intell 600 Date: April 28th, 2007 [edit] Transcript {Cut to the Computer ...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast {in order of appearance}: Aruseus, Alpha Stan, Foxx, Dinoshaur<br /> <br /> Places: Computer Room, The Field<br /> <br /> Computer: Intell 600<br /> <br /> Date: April 28th, 2007<br /> [edit] Transcript<br /> <br /> {Cut to the Computer Room}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Emailemailemailemailemail check!<br /> <br /> Hello Aruseus. You have three emails.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Ooh! Another triple email? Wait...No no no no no, No no no no! I'm not losing another freakin' signing contest!<br /> <br /> Just do it.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Alright...<br /> <br /> subject: Ha ha ha ha!<br /> <br /> OH ARUSEUS!<br /> I AM VIACOM'S V OF DOOM!<br /> YOU SHALL OBEY ME!<br /> I AM THE V OF DOOM!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {typing, and saying in a higher pitch} Oh, Anonymous! I AM ARUSEUS! I WILL DELETE THIS CRAPPY EMAIL!<br /> <br /> <br /> DELETED!<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Argh. See, Stan? It's just like email 7 all over again.<br /> <br /> Email 7 was adventure.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Oh. Which one was carpmail?<br /> <br /> Email 27, and it's crapmail.<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Freakin' running gag...<br /> <br /> subject: Eww! Ketchup on eggs?<br /> <br /> Dear Aruseus,<br /> <br /> Why did Foxx chew off Fang's head? It was gross! You gotta go stop him!<br /> <br /> Insert witty comment here, Chwoka<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Chakra, Foxx probably did it because Iori won't do it. Hold on, I'll go stop him. {leaves}<br /> <br /> {Cut to The Field, Foxx is lying there, with one leg}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Foxx! Where's your leg?<br /> <br /> FOXX: Fang said he had a tast for Bluecubes.<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Ouch.<br /> <br /> FOXX: It'll grow back, that's the way life works.<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Actually, It'll grow back next email, cuz it's the way Cyrus writes it.<br /> <br /> FOXX: Pretty weird when you know someone is writing your life as a transcript<br /> <br /> {Aruseus leaves, Cut back to Intell}<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: I guess I have time for one more email.<br /> <br /> subject: Meh!<br /> <br /> What would you do Aruseus if a dinoshaur came up to you?<br /> Denny<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: {typing} Well, Denny's Menu, I would probably-<br /> <br /> {Dinoshaur walks in}<br /> <br /> DINOSHAUR: Hi.<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Aah! Who are you?<br /> <br /> DINOSHAUR: I am Dinoshaur, a Wiki User.<br /> <br /> ARUSEUS: Like Cyrus?<br /> <br /> DINOSHAUR: No, he is a falcon, I am an Astromund.<br /> <br /> {The Paper comes down}<br /> [edit] Fun Facts<br /> <br /> * Another instance of carp/crap.<br /> * The Subject line of the second email references sbemail: colonization.</div>

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