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<p>This is gonna take a while.</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Anime Chicks, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, The Cheat, Kyubii, Foxx, Pter,<br /> <br /> Places: Computer Room, Cruise Boat, Stage, Judge's Table<br /> <br /> Computer: Intell 600<br /> <br /> Date: March 13th, 2007<br /> <br /> ==Transcript==<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' I'm-a gonna have a go at answering 3 mails at once! Let's go! {types run_arumail.exe}<br /> <br /> subject: death???<br /> <br /> Aruseus,<br /> Do you ever fear when your<br /> computer will die?<br /> <br /> - ApocalypX, again<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' {typing} Ahh, Larry! It's you again! Well, I don't know, the Intell 600 is pretty reinforced. I doubt it. Ok, next email. ''{clears screen}''<br /> <br /> subject: Hellote<br /> <br /> Aruseus,<br /> <br /> Can you go on a cruise and meet the<br /> ladies?<br /> <br /> Your Idol, TVB from YouTube and on the plane!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' A cruise, eh, TV bee? Where would I go? ''{clears screen}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Hmmm...I guess I'd go on the generic cruise. With hot ladies...like...anime chicks...ahhh...''{fades out}''<br /> <br /> ''{Fade in to a cruise ship, with Aruseus surrounded by hot anime girls}''<br /> <br /> '''GIRL:''' You're soooo hot.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' I know. Hug me again. Hehe...<br /> <br /> '''GIRL:''' Uh huh.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Intell}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Ah yeah. It would be awesome. Well, unfortunately, that may only have a 1 in 500 chance of happening. Aw well. Last email. ''{clears screen}''<br /> <br /> subject: Come and Sing!<br /> <br /> Yo, Aruseus!<br /> I'm throwing a singing contest!<br /> Will you enter?<br /> Melodious,<br /> Strong Bad<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Sweet! I love singing! I'll go! ''{Rushes out}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the stage from band, Strong Bad is standing on it.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Hey there, crapbags! You are all here to see guys make a fool of themselves with their crappy voices! There are three judges for this contest.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Judge's Table, with Strong Mad, The Cheat, and an empty seat}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' Strong Mad...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' DAH!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, provided with subtitles...<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{subtitled: Thank you, Strong Bad.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' And me. Now let's get this train whreck a-rollin'!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad jumps off the stage into his seat, Cut back to the stage}''<br /> <br /> '''KYUBII:''' ''{singing}'' We're leaving together, But still it's farewell And maybe we'll come back, To earth, who can tell? I guess there is no one to blame We're leaving ground Will things ever be the same again?<br /> <br /> It's the final countdown...<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' EIGHT! EIGHT! ''{holds up a sign that says &quot;eite&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{It was good. It could use improvement in pitch, but it was still great. Eight and a half.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I've seen better, but still alright. you get a single thumbs up, rather than two.<br /> <br /> '''FOXX:''' ''{singing}'' We'll carry on, We'll carry on! And though you're dead and gone believe me, Your memory will carry on! We'll carry on! And in my heart I can't contain it, The anthem won't explain it! YEAH!<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' GOOD! NINE FOR YOU! ''{holds up a cookie for some reason}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{Nice voice.}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' That was great, and usually I don't say that to any red fox thing.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Sweet. My turn. ''{singing off-key}'' The Cheat is not dead...I'm so glad The Cheat is not...<br /> <br /> ''{boos are heard}''<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{That was crap! You call yourself a singer? OFF THE STAGE!}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Fine! No pizza for you!<br /> <br /> ''{The Cheat sighs}''<br /> <br /> '''PTER:''' ''{singing}'' I'm not a shoulder to cry on, But I digress.<br /> <br /> I'm a leading man, And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, Oh so intricate! I'm a leading man, And the lies I weave are oh so intricate, Oh so intricate! Yeahh… Whoa-ohh...<br /> <br /> '''THE CHEAT:''' ''{I'm speechless!}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' NOW THAT WAS AMAZING! I NEVER KNEW YOU COULD SING SO FREAKIN' WELL! I'm buyin' you a pizza!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Intell}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' {typing} Well, I lost your contest. I know my voice sucked. I better go practice later. ''{The Paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> ==Easter Eggs==<br /> <br /> none<br /> <br /> ==Fun Facts==<br /> <br /> * The following songs are, The Final Countdown (Europe), Welcome to The Black Parade (My Chemical Romance), The Cheat is Not Dead, and This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race (Fallout Boy). Prooty grood muzak.</div>

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