https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FtragediesAruseus Emails/tragedies - Revision history2026-04-10T20:33:26ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/tragedies&diff=30081&oldid=prevLucian Summers at 20:20, 8 August 20082008-08-08T20:20:31Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Emerl, Wolf<br />
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Places: The Beach, <br />
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Computer: SkyPod<br />
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Date: August 8th, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I hear Ryan's making a new character to appear when I get home. I want to meet him so bad.<br />
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'''EMERL:'''...<span style="text-decoration: blink;"><font color=red>'''{FOURTH WALL BREAKAGE!!!}'''</font></span><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Quiet, you!<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>Hi, aruseus.</div><br />
Look, I just got some tragic news, and I need to go somewhere to get my mind off it. Where do you think I should go?<br><br />
Zoo977<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' What do I look like, a friggen therapist? I'm not gonna help you with your friggen problem.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Then I guess Mr. Newguy will have to wait.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh, I see. Well, Let's wing it so he can get here faster. Let's help Zooman with his problem.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Ok.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok. My favorite method of getting rid of tragic thoughts is to overload myself with lots and lots of video games. And good ones too, like Brawl.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Especially if you're angry at someone. If I need to relieve stress, I take it out on Fox.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' What about Falco?<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Meh, Falco hates Fox too, so I go easy on him.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' A'ight then. Wait a sec...<br />
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'''WOLF:''' What?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' He said, "Where should I ''go''."<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Whoops. Erm...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I think you could go down the shore with your friends, like we are!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Yup! It's fun here, too!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' And if you need information on what to do here, check out email 51!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Or 77!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' This has been an episode of Dr. Parker and Dr. O'Donnel!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' See us next week.<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
*The names "Dr. Parker and Dr. O'Donnel" reference Dr. Phil.</div>Lucian Summers