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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Chwoka, Wolf<br />
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Places: The Boardwalk, The Show: Wiki City Edition<br />
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Computer: E-Mach 1000<br />
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Date: July 3rd, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Gabba gabba I check email I check email it is cool!<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>subject: the show</div><br />
Aruseus,<br />
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What would it be like if you hosted The Show?<br />
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Good jokes,<br />
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Iori<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' The Show? Is that in Wiki City? Anydangway, if I hosted the show, it'd go like this.<br />
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''{Cut to The Show: Wiki City Edition}''<br />
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'''CHWOKA:''' And now...your host...Aruseus...erm...what's his last name? <br />
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'''OTHER PERSON:''' ''{whispers}'' Parker.<br />
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'''CHWOKA:''' Parker!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Thank you, Chwoka. And what a show we'll have today! Today on The Show, why does everyone try to rope me back in with those Free Country losers? Can I get a boo for them?<br />
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'''AUDIENCE:''' Boooooooooooooooooooooooo.<br />
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'''PERSON IN CROWD:''' Yay.<br />
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''{gunshot}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Next up is our daily Game Show Question! And here with me is none other than that guy who's been wanted in many galaxies and raids my fridge every night! Introducing...Wolf O' Donnel!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Hey, y'allz!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok, your question. If you get it right, you win something! If wrong, well...you'll see.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' What's the question?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Wolf, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Um...42?<br />
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''{Buzzer! A Mr. Weight falls on Wolf}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Wrong. The answer was...African or European.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' G...guh...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Thank you, Wolf.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Urgh...<br />
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''{Cut back to the E-Mach.}''<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Wow...<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah...that sucked.<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
*There is a blatant Monty Python reference.</div>Patrick