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<p>New page: Cast &#039;&#039;{in order of appearance}&#039;&#039;: Aruseus, Tom, Tahu, Homestar Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: January 26th, 2007 == Transcript == [[Image:LucasTahu...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Tahu, Homestar<br /> <br /> Places: Computer Room, TLA Living Room<br /> <br /> Computer: E-Mach 1000<br /> <br /> Date: January 26th, 2007<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> [[Image:LucasTahu.PNG|thumb|An artist's rendition of what Tahu might look like.]]<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' All Aruseuses check Arumail, just as all toasters toast toast.<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=aruseus3&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;Subject: Tahu&lt;/div&gt;<br /> I'm coming to your house!&lt;br&gt;<br /> Lovingly yours,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Tahu&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;br&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{sarcastically}'' Oh great. Another visitor. ''{typing}'' Well, Tahu, you didn't even give me time for me to get ready, clean the house, take a shower, and stuff like that.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Already done.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Huh?<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Seeing as you do no chores at all, I did your chores for you.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Bleh. Chores suck.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Whatever. I'm going out with Je-I MEAN...Getting groceries.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{slyly}'' Sure 'ya are...<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Shut up! Maybe I kinda like her...<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah...I've got someone coming over, so can you get out?<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Is she your girlfriend? ''{laughs}'' I'm out.<br /> <br /> ''{Tom walks towards the front door, he opens it to reveal Tahu at the door.}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' ''{feeling awkward}'' Oh! You must be Aruseus...friend... ''{normal}'' Nice gloves. I'm out.<br /> <br /> ''{Tom leaves}''<br /> <br /> '''TAHU:''' Thanks!<br /> <br /> ''{Tahu walks and sits on the couch, Aruseus is sitting there.}''<br /> <br /> '''TAHU:''' So...<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' I still have that Brawl copy I made in email 62.<br /> <br /> '''TAHU:''' Cool. Who'd you add?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Waluigi, Lucario, Bomberman, Megaman, All characters from Melee except for the Doc, Ness, Young Link, Roy, and Pichu, etc.<br /> <br /> '''TAHU:''' I kinda liked Young Link, but... LET'S PLAY! ''{selects Sonic}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' You're on! ''{selects Lucario}''<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' What you guys doing? ''{pronounces &quot;doy-ng&quot;}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS AND TAHU:''' WHA! ''{drops controllers}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' How'd you get here?!<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Tom left the door open.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Argh...<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Can I play?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Fine...<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Okays! ''{selects Mario}''<br /> <br /> ''{They start playing}''<br /> <br /> '''GAME:''' GAME SET! THE WINNER IS MARIO!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' He freakin' pummeled us!<br /> <br /> ''''TAHU:''' WHA!? How could I lose to Homestar!?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Well at least you weren't dead last.<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Again?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' No, I'm bringing this to a close.<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> ===Easter Eggs===<br /> <br /> Click on Tahu at the end for an extra line:<br /> <br /> '''HOMESTAR:''' Why the crap am I not in this?<br /> <br /> '''TAHU:''' You're in Super Star Smashers, not this game.</div>

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