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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Coach, Husk, Fenri, Hivolt<br />
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Places: Monstropolis University (Room 232, Soccer Field, Some other dorm, Room 257)<br />
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Computer: SkyPod<br />
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Date: October 25th, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Why can't I get me an email...or a taco...<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: good ones</div><br />
Hey, Aruman!<br/><br />
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<s>To alleviate you of the cavalanche of crappy emails you're getting, allow me to write a good one</s><br/><br />
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Sorry. Have you ever been to a summer camp?<br/><br />
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- ZPP<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I haven't been to a camp-camp, so to speak, with the outdoors and the marshmallows and the Dock of Shame and the Boat of-<br />
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'''TOM:''' Aruseus?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yeees?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Total Drama Island ''isn't'' a summer camp.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Right, right. So, I have been to a soccer camp once, but...that's about it. I still remember it.<br />
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''{Flashback to the soccer field of MU}''<br />
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'''COACH:''' Come on, you guys! We're down by 3! Murray, quit foolin'! Parker, get your game face on! Husk, pull yourself together!<br />
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'''HUSK:''' ''{offscreen}'' Yes, coach.<br />
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''{Flashforward}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh man. We SUCKED that year.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Hm. Well, I could tell you about a tech camp I went to. My God, it was fun.<br />
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''{Flashback to Tom having a party in another dorm}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{drunk}'' WOOOOOOOOOO! BREAK IT DOWN! ''{hiccups, falls over}''<br />
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''{Flashforward}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' She was so...HOT!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' What was?<br />
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'''TOM:''' That gir-I MEAN...the...computer? YEAH! I nearly burned myself on the...erm...fan.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hm...maybe I'll go bug the others on their summer camps.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Good thing class is over. JEEZ. I hate my English teacher...<br />
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''{Cut to Principal Harrison's office}''<br />
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'''HARRISON:''' Sure. You are allowed to go into other's dorms, just don't disturb them too much. Also, knock first.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok!<br />
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''{Cut to the halls}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Now who the hell has gone to an interesting summer camp?<br />
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'''??????:''' Wait a sec...that voice...I recognize you!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' What the...AUSTIN?!<br />
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'''AUSTIN:''' Yup. <br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I haven't seen you in years. How's it been?<br />
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'''AUSTIN:''' Peaceful...away from you.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{Upset}'' Seriously? ''{normal}'' Anyway, have you been to a summer camp that's interesting?<br />
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'''AUSTIN:''' No, but I know someone who has.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' REALLY?!<br />
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'''AUSTIN:''' No.<br />
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''{Aruseus makes a face like [[:Image:RLYANGRY.PNG|this]]}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' You disgust me.<br />
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''{Aruseus leaves}''<br />
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'''AUSTIN:''' Now...back to reminising on my "How to Make Out Right" Club days...<br />
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''{Cut to room 257; Fenri and Hivolt's dorm. Aruseus knocks on the door}''<br />
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'''FENRI:''' Oh, hey! What brings you here?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Did any of you guys ever go to a summer camp at all?<br />
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'''FENRI:''' I did! There were marshmallows, and Lemon-<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Fenri?<br />
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'''FENRI:''' Yeees?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Total Drama Wiki Island ''isn't'' a summer camp.<br />
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'''FENRI:''' Oh.<br />
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'''HIVOLT:''' You did soccer camp, right, Aruseus?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yep. And we-<br />
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'''BOTH:''' ...totally SUCKED that year.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I don't think summer camps aren't that popular here...maybe I'll just call it a day and go get dinner.<br />
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'''FENRI:''' Can we come?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sure. I'll go get Tom.<br />
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''{The three walk out, The Paper comes down}''</div>Lucian Summers