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<p>New page: Cast &#039;&#039;{in order of appearance}&#039;&#039;: Aruseus, Strong Mad, Tom, Homestar, Fang, Strong Bad, Ert Plus Places: Computer Room, The Pool, The Flitzer, A Beach, An Arcade Computer: E-Mach 1000 ...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Strong Mad, Tom, Homestar, Fang, Strong Bad, Ert Plus<br /> <br /> Places: Computer Room, The Pool, The Flitzer, A Beach, An Arcade<br /> <br /> Computer: E-Mach 1000<br /> <br /> Date: August 11th, 2007<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Break down! And check your email all day long... ''{clicks the email icon}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;aruseus3&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;Subject:summer bummer plummer&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Hey, hey, you, you,&lt;br&gt;<br /> What are your summer plans Aruseeeeeeeeeeus&lt;br /&gt;<br /> Tater sauce, &lt;br /&gt;<br /> -Sterrence88&lt;br /&gt;<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Summer plans? Well, I think the perfect time to send this would be May, but alright. I'll tell you what I planned for back in May.<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus clears the screen}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Ok, Sterreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeence88. Let's view Aruseus' summer plans.<br /> <br /> ''{A list comes up, and it plays &quot;A Stupid Barber&quot; from Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA in the background throughout the whole part of the toon}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Ok. First up on our list is...POOL TIME COOL TIME! ''{fanfare}'' I would chill at the local pool with all my buddies.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Pool, Aruseus is floating on a raft with a Cold One in hand}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG MAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' CANNONBALL!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Oh carp-<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus is splashed by a wave of water, knocked off the raft}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the list}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Riding in at number two is Amusment Parks. Riding rides and pukin' after them.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a carnival ride called the Flitzer, Aruseus is sitting in a car about to go down a hill}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus gets off the ride, Tom, Homestar, and Fang are at the entrance}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Oh man! That rocked! I want to get a picture! ''{rushes off to the picture booth}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the list}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Coming in at number three is going to the beach, catching waves, and other beach stuff. I like to get buried in the sand all the time, so that comes in at 3.5.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to a beach, Aruseus has his head sticking out of the sand}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! Look at me! I'm a head growing out of the ground!<br /> <br /> ''{Strong Bad walks by}''<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' What the? Aruseus? We're you like...decapitated or something?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Nope, just buried.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the list}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Number four is going to various arcades and winning tickets and earning stuff. My friends usually try to win tickets, but I want to go easy and do them fun prize grabbers!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to an Arcade, Aruseus and Tom stand next to a prize grabber with several plushes of Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles.}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Don't waste your last 50 cents on this. You won't win.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Please?<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Ok. It's ''your'' money.<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus plays the game and manages to hook a Tails by the cheek, and the crane drops it in the bin}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' And on my last 50 cents! Usually I'll get him by the chest and it'll slip!<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' That was like a one in a hundred chance!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' HUG ME, BROTHA!<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus hugs Tom}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Get off me or I snap your arms off.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Eep! ''{lets go}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the list}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' And number five...Dance Dance Revolution. DDR. NONSTOP.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Arcade, Aruseus and Ert Plus are playing a DDR machine}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to E-Mach, Music stops}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Sterry, those were my summer plans. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm-a go play DDR. ''{walks off}''<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> ===Fun Facts===<br /> *The Flitzer is the name of an actual roller coaster down at one of the Boardwalks at the Jersey Shore.<br /> *The following events have happened to me when I went down the shore:<br /> :*Rode The Flitzer<br /> :*Buried from the neck down<br /> :*Won the Tails in the prize grabber<br /> :*the whole, &quot;HUG ME, BROTHA!&quot; thing, Ert was with me at the time, though he didn't say &quot;Get off me or I snap your arms off.&quot;<br /> :*DDR with Ert<br /> *Also, the line, &quot;HUG ME, BROTHA!&quot; comes from Drake and Josh.<br /> *This is another occurance of Carp/Crap.<br /> *This is another mention of Decaptiation.</div>

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