https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FstuffAruseus Emails/stuff - Revision history2026-04-15T22:12:25ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/stuff&diff=18887&oldid=prevTyrannosaurus Lex: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf O' Donnel, Bubs, Strong Bad (Tragic Clown Dog), The Cheat, Strong Mad Places: Aruseus' Room, Computer Room, Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: ...2008-06-25T19:59:35Z<p>New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf O' Donnel, Bubs, Strong Bad (Tragic Clown Dog), The Cheat, Strong Mad Places: Aruseus' Room, Computer Room, Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: ...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Wolf O' Donnel, Bubs, Strong Bad (Tragic Clown Dog), The Cheat, Strong Mad<br />
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Places: Aruseus' Room, Computer Room,<br />
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Computer: E-Mach 1000<br />
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Date: March 5th, 2008<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{Cut to Aruseus' room, Aruseus is on the bed looking excited}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Four more days...FOUR MORE DAYS!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' What are you talking about?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Shouldn't you know? You were a character!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' Oh, that. Well, there's an email to check.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sweet.<br />
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''{Cut to the E-Mach}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Screw the rules, I have email!<br />
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''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class=aruseus3><br />
<div>Subject: stuff</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br><br />
You rock man. And I was wondering, how do you get all that fancy stuff? Do you have some sort of well-paid job? If so, do you plan on getting cool new games like Guitar Hero or Rock Band? <br><br />
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From, your fan,<br><br />
Joe Palmer<br />
Dallas, Texas</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Rock man? I'm no rock-man!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' I think he means that you rock.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Why thank you, O'Donnel!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' How'd I get stuck with such an idiot?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, my job isn't that well-paid, but it sure beats Strong Bad's! My jorb is part-time matinence at Bubs. Whenever he's out somewhere else getting stuff to sell, I run it for him!<br />
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''{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand, Aruseus is with Bubs}''<br />
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'''BUBS:''' Listen up, I gotta get merch. You run the store. Poke fun at Strong Bad and you get paid double.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sweet. <br />
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''{Zoom out to see Strong Bad in his Tragic Clown Dog costume}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, TCD! Your fly's unzipped!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' I'll give you five bucks if you kill the fluffy man!<br />
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''{The Cheat walks up to Strong Bad}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' The Cheat, man. Where did I go wrong?<br />
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'''STRONG MAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' KEEP IT ROLLIN'!<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{giggling mehs}''<br />
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''{Cut back to the E-Mach}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, my job's awesome and I'm awesome. See y'alls!<br />
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'''WOLF:''' You seen Sonic and Lucario anywhere?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Oh yeah! They left.<br />
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'''WOLF:''' WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
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I'm not good with these things...</div>Tyrannosaurus Lex