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New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homestar Places: Computer Room, Tom's Room, The Field Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: January 31st, 2007 == Transcript == '''ARUSEUS:''' W...

New page

Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homestar

Places: Computer Room, Tom's Room, The Field

Computer: E-Mach 1000

Date: January 31st, 2007

== Transcript ==

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, SSBB's out in Japan now. Gotta wait 38 days...I'll check an email to pass the times.

''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>subject: tv show</div>
Hey, Aruseus;<br/>
You desperately need to get more fame. Might I suggest starring<br/>
in a commercial or tv show?<br/>
- Zippy</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Um...Hello? Email 8? Email 28? All those emails where I was in a commercial or epic movie? Or BOTH!? Get with the times!

''{Aruseus clears the screen}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well...you may be right. Maybe another movie or TV thing wouldn't hurt. I think I'll look for another email.

<blockquote class="aruseus3">
<div>Subject: your own sitcom?</div>
Dear Aruseus,<br/>
If you had your own sitcom,<br/>
what would be like?<br/>
- NOT Pete Windsor</blockquote>

'''ARUSEUS:''' Bingo! This is perfect! ''{typing}'' You see, Zip? I'm gonna makes me a sitcom! ''{runs off}''

''{Cut to Tom's Room}''

'''TOM:''' And just WHAT are you doing?

'''ARUSEUS:''' I'm-a gonna make me a sitcom!

'''TOM:''' Why? Everyone knows sitcoms are just boring live-action TV shows involving love and dramatic crap.

'''ARUSEUS:''' But, this isn't live-action!

'''TOM:''' Yes it is!

'''ARUSEUS:''' But we're freakin' cartoons!

'''TOM:''' True...

'''ARUSEUS:''' What would it be about though?

'''TOM:''' I dunno...I got it! Erm...promblems with...game systems.

'''ARUSEUS:''' PERFECT! Where'd you catch such a good idea?

'''TOM:''' I looked in your inbox.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, let's move.

''{Cut to The Field, Tom is offscreen, only his hand is visible. He is holding a sign saying "Aruseus' Crappy Sitcom thing"}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' What a day. I wonder if anyone is having trouble with their game systems or something! ''{waits for about 5 seconds}'' I said, "What a day. I wonder if anyone is having trouble with their game systems or something!"

''{Pause}''

'''ARUSEUS:''' That's your que!

'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{offscreen}'' Oh. ''{runs on}'' The disk slot on my Wii is flashing blue! What have I done wrong, o humble master of Nintendo appliances?

'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, Ein poltegeist, that means you've...erm...LINE!

'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' Put a disk in...

'''ARUSEUS:''' Put a disk in. See?

'''HOMESTAR:''' Thank you, O Nintendian One! I will go fix that!

'''ARUSEUS:''' Ok. May the force be with you.

'''TOM:''' Are we done? This thing sucks.

'''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah. Paper?

''{The Paper comes down}''

'''TOM:''' How the!?

===Fun Facts===
*Email 8 was "cereal" and email 28 was "movie".
*Homestar's line is actually an email [[User:Homfrog|Homfrog]] sent.
*"May the force be with you." is a Star Wars reference.
*January 31st is the release date for Super Smash Bros. Brawl in Japan.

Aruseus Emails/star - Revision history

Tyrannosaurus Lex: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Homestar Places: Computer Room, Tom's Room, The Field Computer: E-Mach 1000 Date: January 31st, 2007 == Transcript == '''ARUSEUS:''' W...