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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Megan, Cody, Fiona<br />
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Places: Room 232<br />
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Computer: SkyPod<br />
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Date: February 8th, 2009<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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''{Cut to Aruseus' Dorm}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Aruseus went down to Georgia he was looking to check his mail...<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus4"><br />
<div>subject: okay</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br/><br />
Since Spring Break is coming,<br/><br />
are you gonna party and meet some<br/><br />
girls?<br/><br />
<br/><br />
-A Fan maned, Joe Ward of New Jersey<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, Joe, spring break is only a month or so away here. I really have no idea! Maybe I'll take a vacation. Who knows?<br />
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'''TOM:''' Why not throw a party?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Nah, that's old.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Really? I was hoping for it.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well, I guess we just kill time our entire break with muzak and vidja games!<br />
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'''TOM:''' We do that EVERY year.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Well...well my plan was better!<br />
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'''TOM:''' Wait, look at the end of the email. Meeting girls?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Yeah...<br />
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'''TOM:''' Dude...it's been twenty years of your life and you still haven't got a girl! ''{bursts out laughing}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! You're single too!<br />
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'''TOM:''' Me? Hell no! Jess is my girl!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' But I thought Megan was your girlfriend!<br />
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'''TOM:''' I never dated Megan.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' But...uh...um...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Well, maybe you could go out with Megan.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' That's true!<br />
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''{Cut to the halls}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Megan, will you date me?<br />
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'''MEGAN:''' First of all, no. I don't take random ask outs, and two, I'm taken.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Pfft. By who? Link?<br />
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'''CODY:''' Ahem. Now let's go, Megan. I'll treat you to some nice eats tonight.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' B...b-b-b-b-b-Cody...and...he has...a girlfriend?!<br />
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'''TOM:''' How did Cody get here anyway? Isn't he, like, 16? Starting to find his way? Got a new-<br />
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''{Aruseus slaps Tom}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' ...thanks.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Wow, we've got the most impossible pairings here. Austin has a girlfriend, Cody has a girlfriend, Jess still exists...<br />
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'''TOM:''' Wow. You're real pissy about this.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I guess I'll be a single man the rest of my life...<br />
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'''TOM:''' Dude, we're going to find you a girl. Promise.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Thanks, man.<br />
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''{Cut to another hallway.}''<br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{whispering}'' Now the first and most important thing when dating is that you don't want to just rush and ask them out. You need to get to know them first.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{whispering}'' Got it. I think I see one.<br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{whispering}'' Wait...who?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{whispering}'' The girl in the green outfit...<br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{whispering}'' With the glasses? Seems fine to...wait...I think she's with that buff tan guy.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{whispering}'' Dammit. Wait, I know just who to go for!<br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{whispering}'' Aruseus...wait!<br />
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''{Cut to a locker, belonging to a white cat girl. Aruseus casually walks up.}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hi!<br />
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'''GIRL:''' Hello! You new here?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Not really ''that'' new. I'm a junior transfer. What about you?<br />
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'''GIRL:''' Sophomore transfer. Just came here two days ago. I'm kinda shy.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Shyness is just a state of mind. No need to worry...I'm a good guy.<br />
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'''GIRL:''' Hehe...thanks. Say, what's your name?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Aruseus Parker.<br />
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'''FIONA:''' Fiona Richards. Nice to meet you.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' So...you think you wanna go see a movie later on this week?<br />
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'''FIONA:''' Sure! Any ideas on what to see?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No...but I'll think of it!<br />
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'''FIONA:''' Okay! Hey, wanna go to the food court?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' I'll walk you there.<br />
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'''TOM:''' Hm. That should keep him off my back for a while.<br />
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''{The Paper}''<br />
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==Easter Eggs==<br />
*At Tom's line where he says "Promise," click on him to make him do [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIheI9EPfT4&feature=related this.]<br />
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==Fun Facts==<br />
*The girl in green with the glasses and the buff tan guy are Beth and Justin of TDI.<br />
*The explanation for the easter egg is that the song during those videos is actually called "Promise."<br />
*Tom starts to say one of the lines in the opening to the Cartoon Network show 6Teen.</div>Lucian Summers