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<p>New page: Cast &#039;&#039;{in order of appearance}&#039;&#039;: Aruseus, Cyrus, Fang, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Caity, Ert, Tom, Mac, Luke Luxray, Roy Rukario, Slick, Bandit Keith (easter egg) Places: Computer Roo...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Cyrus, Fang, Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Caity, Ert, Tom, Mac, Luke Luxray, Roy Rukario, Slick, Bandit Keith (easter egg)<br /> <br /> Places: Computer Room, CGNU High, Aruseus' Homeroom, Roy's Classroom, CGNU High Gym<br /> <br /> Computer: E-Mach 1000<br /> <br /> Date: October 11th, 2007<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' Sonic is in Brawl, HEY! I'm gonna check an email, HEY! ''{clicks the email icon}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;aruseus3&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: school&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Hey Aruseus!&lt;br&gt;<br /> I just wanna know what your highschool is like&lt;br&gt;<br /> and how you and the other seniors are holding up on your last year.&lt;br&gt;<br /> &lt;br&gt;<br /> Pencils and shavings,&lt;br&gt;<br /> Keith<br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Well, I just got back from a day there. My school is named-<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the outside of a school it says CGNU High on it}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' CGNU High.<br /> <br /> ''{The CGNU fight song plays}''<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to Computer Room}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' All o' my gewd friends here are there! and some new ones too! We have the awesomest teachers, but lets discuss my classmates.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Aruseus' Homeroom}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Well, first there's me.<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus appears wearing a sky blue shirt, red tie, and khaki pants}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Then we've got ol' Dumbstar and S.B.<br /> <br /> '''STRONG BAD:''' I'm surprised Homestar made it to high school.<br /> <br /> ''{Homestar and Strong Bad appear in the same uniforms}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Then there's Fang, Cyrus, and even more seniors that'll make your spit hurt! Wait, that didn't make sense.<br /> <br /> ''{As he names them, Fang appears, than Cyrus. Than a large shadowy crowd behind them.}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Yeah. I also have the coolest lunch menu! Also, lunch buddies!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Cafetieria. Ert, Tom, and Caity, all in uniform, are sitting. Aruseus takes a seat.}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Hey, my bromides! What's for lunch?<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Well, I felt like having a cheeseburger today.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' I got a big muffin! It's choco-choco-chip!<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' Ert, don't eat too many of those. You'll &quot;pull a Strong Sad.&quot;<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' I'll get all depressy and crap?<br /> <br /> '''CAITY:''' No, you'll get fat!<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' ''{holds up letter K}'' &lt;big&gt;K!&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Gimme that muffin!<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Never!<br /> <br /> ''{They get into a fight cloud, Mac pops up in uniform}''<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Whee! This will be fun!<br /> <br /> ''{Mac jumps in the cloud, Luke from Mega Movie Night walks in, He is wearing a white suit and red tie, and has a faculty ID card on a lanyard around his neck}''<br /> <br /> '''LUKE:''' And just WHAT is going on here?<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' ''{quietly to Aruseus}'' Oh crap, the principal.<br /> <br /> '''LUKE:''' I've had it up to here with your shenoligans! Mac Jefski, report to my office immeadiately.<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' What'd I do!? Aww... ''{walks off}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Phew, I thought we were going to get our butts handed to us.<br /> <br /> '''ERT:''' Well, I ate the muffin anyway.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Aw man, you crapbag.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' And also, we have some well known people as our teachers. Like how Roy Rukario is our history teacher!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Roy's Classroom}''<br /> <br /> '''ROY:''' Ok, so who can tell me when the Revolutionary War happened?<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' ''{raises hand}'' OOH! ME! ME!<br /> <br /> '''ROY:''' ''{sigh}'' Mac...<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' The Taco Age?<br /> <br /> '''ROY:''' No, Mac. The correct answer is 1776.<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' Mr. Rukario?<br /> <br /> '''ROY:''' What now?<br /> <br /> '''MAC:''' You sound like Joe Swanson.<br /> <br /> '''ROY:''' ''{sarcastic}'' That's great.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{voiceover}'' Also, our gym class is cool too!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the Gym or CGNU High, Slick is in a blue sweatshirt and has a whistle arounds his neck}''<br /> <br /> '''SLICK:''' Ok, class. Today, we will be playing basketball. Fang, catch.<br /> <br /> ''{Slick throws a ball to Fang, but it misses and knocks his head off}''<br /> <br /> '''FANG:''' Well this really sucks.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut back to the Computer Room}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So there you go, Bandit Keith. That's my school.<br /> <br /> ''{The Paper comes down}''<br /> <br /> ===Easter Eggs===<br /> *Click on &quot;Bandit&quot; see a scene.<br /> <br /> '''BANDIT KEITH:''' I can't believe I was referenced in another email! In America!<br /> <br /> ===Fun Facts===<br /> *The Bandit Keith easter egg refences a 1-Up Email. Don't know which one.</div>

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