https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FshoeAruseus Emails/shoe - Revision history2026-04-10T20:33:05ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/shoe&diff=27201&oldid=prevLucian Summers at 18:09, 1 August 20082008-08-01T18:09:56Z<p></p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Aruseus receives a head-exploding email.<br />
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Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Foxx, Kooky, Strong Bad, The Cheat<br />
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Places: Computer Room, The Field, Strong Badia<br />
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Computer: Intell 600<br />
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Date: Febuary 5th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' It is a sad, sad day for email checkers worldwide, one of them has lost his computer. But now, that email checker RETURNS!<br />
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''{Aruseus places the Intell 600, a blue-colored Lappy on the desk}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' It's the Intell 600! Let's see if it can check emails. ''{types run_arumail.exe}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus"><br />
<div>subject: shoe</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br><br />
Why is a shoe? <br><br />
- Derp</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Aren't you gonna finish that, Derpula? If you don't want to, I will. ''{clears screen}'' <br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Why is a shoe...blue? Why is a shoe a foot item? I got it! Why is a shoe a shoe! ''{leaves}''<br />
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''{Cut to the Field, Foxx is there with Kooky, Aruseus walks in}''<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Aw, great. It's you. <br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Why is a shoe a shoe?<br />
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'''FOXX:''' Is that a trick question?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No.<br />
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'''FOXX:''' Oh. Umm...a shoe is a shoe because...because...AHH! ''{head explodes}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Holy carp!<br />
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'''KOOKY:''' Whoa.<br />
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''{Aruseus walks off, Cut to Strongbadia}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Hey there, shag rug!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Ignoring that. The Cheat, why is a shoe a shoe?<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' No it is not a trick question.<br />
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'''THE CHEAT:''' ''{The Cheat noises, head explodes}''<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' HEY! Only I can torture The Cheat!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Uh...that happened someone else.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Who?<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Foxx.<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Oh. That's alright. That red pest has been invading Strongbadia too long!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Riiight. ''{walks off}''<br />
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''{Cut back to Intell}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' So that's why a shoe is a shoe, Derpie Dan. It's a shoe because-<br />
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''{Aruseus' head explodes and he falls off the chair. The Paper comes down}''<br />
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== Easter Eggs ==<br />
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*Click on Aruseus when he says "holy carp" to see a carp with wings and a halo.<br />
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== Fun Facts ==<br />
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*Yet again, another instance of carp/crap.</div>Lucian Summers