https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2FrandomAruseus Emails/random - Revision history2026-04-11T20:18:47ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.28.2https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/random&diff=18851&oldid=prevALXXMaXX: New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, A Cresselia, Fang, Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Old-School Homestar, Lyle Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, The Stick, StrongBadia...2008-06-25T19:22:46Z<p>New page: Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, A Cresselia, Fang, Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Old-School Homestar, Lyle Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, The Stick, StrongBadia...</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, A Cresselia, Fang, Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Old-School Homestar, Lyle<br />
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Places: Computer Room, Aruseus' Room, The Stick, StrongBadia<br />
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Computer: E-Mach 1000<br />
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Date: July 14th, 2007<br />
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== Transcript ==<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Nine miles to email check, I know 'cuz I've been there before... ''{clicks the email icon}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>subject: lacking, much?</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br><br />
I think your emails are lacking the sheer randomocity<br/><br />
I remember. Please bring back a random email!<br/><br />
Mr. Guy<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Randomocity? Ok. But to let you know... ''{clears screen}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' I'm going to need do some...stuff....first. I know! I'll make a movie out of this random email! ''{walks out}''<br />
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''{An hour later...}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Rolling?<br />
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'''TOM:''' ''{offscreen}'' Yep.<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Cool.<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>subject: lacking, much?</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br><br />
I think your emails are lacking the sheer randomocity<br/><br />
I remember. Please bring back a random email!<br/><br />
Mr. Guy<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Oh yeah? Well, MEH! I'll re-write this!<br />
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''{Aruseus rewrites the email to this}''<br />
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<blockquote class="aruseus3"><br />
<div>subject: lacking, much?</div><br />
Dear Aruseus,<br><br />
I think your emails are lacking the pie<br/><br />
I remember. Please bring back pie!<br/><br />
Mr. Pie<br />
</blockquote><br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' HAH! Now, Mr. Pie, I'll bring you pie! But first...<br />
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''{A Cresselia crashes through the wall}''<br />
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'''CRESSELIA:''' ''{Cresselia noise}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Lets go!<br />
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''{Aruseus hops upon the Cresselia, and it flies away}''<br />
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''{Cut to Aruseus' room, Fang is in a doctors outfit, but is missing an arm. Aruseus stands next to him}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Is it going to be okay?<br />
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'''FANG:''' I'm sorry to say this...but, I think my arm is having...a spaz attack!<br />
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''{Cut to a view of Aruseus' bed, Fang's missing arm is wiggling constantly}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Surely, you can't be serious!<br />
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'''FANG:''' I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.<br />
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''{Five second pause}''<br />
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'''FANG:''' Yeah. I'll take my arm back.<br />
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''{Cut to The Stick, Aruseus and Homestar are having a kung-fu battle}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{in a dubbed voice}'' Aha! You cannot beat my kung-fu mastery!<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{in a different dubbed voice}'' We will see about that. Kaiosomething!<br />
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''{Homestar throws his star at Aruseus}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sakanakana! ''{chucks his ring}''<br />
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''{The star and the ring collide and hit the ground}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR:''' ''{normal voice}'' Well that stunk.<br />
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''{Aruseus farts randomly}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Sorry. <br />
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''{Cut to Strongbadia, Aruseus stands in a bunker, rapidly shaking The Cheat, dressed up as Fightgar}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{imitating gun sounds}'' Pyeow! Pyew! Pyeow! Pyew!<br />
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'''STRONG BAD:''' ''{offscreen}'' To protect the world from the evil forces of Blue Laser.<br />
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''{Cut back to E-Mach}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{in Imitation Strong Bad's Voice, typing}'' Is this what you call an e-mail? This does not even come ''close'' to being a decent e-mail. Why, this crap should be crapleted. I mean, a total crap is a crap crap Crautshank. Crappity crap.<br />
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''{Cut to a farther out shot of the computer. Aruseus turns to face the camera and it zooms into his face.}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{in Imitation Strong Bad's Voice}'' Man, this triple email has been a large flop. And not the good kind of flop, either. I'm going to need some serious groodness to get this working again.<br />
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''{Sterrance appears in front of the camera.}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{to Sterrance, in Imitation Strong Bad's Voice}'' Oh, no. I refuse to spend one more minute in this crappy time. Crappy, crappy crap. I like-a to say, "Holy crap!"<br />
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''{Homestar appears from the right in the old-school style.}''<br />
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER:''' Oh no, it's the Strong Bad!<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' ''{normal voice}'' And, CUT! PRINT! SAVE! JLAMMY!<br />
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''{Lyle walks out from behind the desk holding a carboard cutout of old-school Homestar.}''<br />
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'''LYLE:''' Meh!<br />
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''{The Paper comes down, 5 second wait}''<br />
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''{Cresselia crashes through the wall again}''<br />
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'''ARUSEUS:''' Hey! I said the movie was over!<br />
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'''CRESSELIA:''' ''{Sighs, in a voice almost like Marzipan}'' Oh well, I tried.<br />
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===Fun Facts===<br />
*Three of Aruseus' lines were from isbemail: threemail.<br />
*Kaiosomething references Kaioken, a technique in Dragon Ball Z.<br />
*Sakanakana is from Eskimo Bob.</div>ALXXMaXX