https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=Aruseus_Emails%2Fquesting 2026-04-16T20:21:19Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.28.2 https://wuw.clamburger.org/w/index.php?title=Aruseus_Emails/questing&diff=37689&oldid=prev 2008-08-31T15:07:01Z

<p>New page: Cast &#039;&#039;{in order of appearance}&#039;&#039;: Aruseus, Tom, Van, Signas, Several Mavericks, Sigma Places: Aruseus&#039; Room, Brinstar, Maverick Hunter HQ, Maverick Base Computer: SkyPod Date: August 3...</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>Cast ''{in order of appearance}'': Aruseus, Tom, Van, Signas, Several Mavericks, Sigma<br /> <br /> Places: Aruseus' Room, Brinstar, Maverick Hunter HQ, Maverick Base<br /> <br /> Computer: SkyPod<br /> <br /> Date: August 30th, 2008<br /> <br /> == Transcript ==<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{singing}'' My bandwith slows, I'm not scared anymore, I see the text of the emails I've deleted before.<br /> <br /> ''{Aruseus clicks the email icon}''<br /> <br /> &lt;blockquote class=&quot;aruseus4&quot;&gt;<br /> &lt;div&gt;subject: Popcorn&lt;/div&gt;<br /> Dear Aruseus,<br /> Have you ever gone on a quest to find something?<br /> Or to just kick the butt of anything that gets in your way?<br /> Sincerely yours,<br /> Liaran Strifeheart <br /> &lt;/blockquote&gt;<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{typing}'' Hm...truth be told, I've never done any types of questing before in my life...I guess I'll go find me a quest.<br /> <br /> ''{Zoom out to show Tom and Van next to him}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' ''{shouting to the offscreen area opposite to the two}'' TOM! VAN! GET DOWN HE- ''{turns around}'' Oh.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' So...questing.<br /> <br /> '''VAN:''' But for what?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' I know just the place to find a quest, but we need to put on some special suits.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Oh god. Not Metroid again.<br /> <br /> ''{Flashback to Brinstar, Tom is being attacked by a Metroid}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' AAAAAAAAAHHH. GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF.<br /> <br /> ''{Fast-forward to the present}''<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' No. This'll be better. Come with me.<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to back}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Oh joy. This should be ''real'' fun.<br /> <br /> ''{Fade into Maverick Hunter HQ, Signas is there with papers}''<br /> <br /> '''SIGNAS:''' Ok. X, Zero, and...Axl, right? You have a very important mission to do!<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to Aruseus, who is dressed as Megaman X, Tom, dressed as Zero, and Van, dressed as Axl.}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Why am I wearing this...<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Shut up and play along.<br /> <br /> '''SIGNAS:''' So...anyway, you are supposed to crash the party that the Mavericks are having at their HQ. I will be there too for...erm...recon.<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' You can count on us.<br /> <br /> ''{Cut to the roof of the Maverick Base}''<br /> <br /> '''VAN:''' ''Why'' am I the girl...<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Axl's not a girl!<br /> <br /> '''VAN:''' Sure as heck looks like one...<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Ok, so let's carry on this mission.<br /> <br /> ''{Cracking sound}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Did something just-<br /> <br /> ''{The three fall through the floor, landing directly on Vile and several other random Mavericks}''<br /> <br /> '''MAVERICK:''' Hey! It's those three hunters!<br /> <br /> '''ANOTHER MAVERICK:''' What do they want?<br /> <br /> '''VILE:''' ''{weakly}'' A...little help?<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Dammit.<br /> <br /> '''VAN:''' Well, we're screwed.<br /> <br /> '''SIGMA:''' MUAHAHA! Did you think you could crash our party and defeat me?<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Damn right I can! ''{chucks a teddy bear at Sigma}''<br /> <br /> '''SIGMA:''' Hah! I've gotten over that- ''{bursts into flames}'' AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!<br /> <br /> '''ARUSEUS:''' Thank you, Shadowii2!<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' So...should we get out of here?<br /> <br /> '''VAN:''' Hold on. I'll take care of it.<br /> <br /> ''{Van chucks a large razor leaf at a line of Mavericks, slicing them apart}''<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Nice. Didn't know such a weakling could-<br /> <br /> '''VAN:''' WHAT.<br /> <br /> '''TOM:''' Oh damn.<br /> <br /> ''{Fade to black, several punching sounds are heard, along with Tom screaming, The Paper}''<br /> <br /> ===Fun Facts===<br /> <br /> Most of this was based off of Shadowii2's series of Megaman X shorts.</div>

Lucian Summers